After opening the stone door and walking a few meters, I finally saw the magical place that Chen Dongcheng said: "Once you put in the copper coins, the light shines brightly." The place was very small, as big as a small rice bowl, and it was bright red.
, it seems to have been some years.
"Can this place in the west be so magical?" Chen Cheng shined the flashlight towards the small rice bowl: "There is no conductor in it, how come it lights up?" He took out a coin from his pocket and put it in
Once inside, the fluorescent light all over the stone path really lit up!
"It's amazing!" I said with curiosity on my face: "Master, what is the principle of putting in copper coins and turning on the light?"
Chen Ding's shoulders trembled, he shook his head and said, "Well, I don't know either."
Hearing Chen Ding's irresponsible explanation, we and others immediately had a dark look on their faces. Chen Ding smiled and said: "Although I, Taoist Yaori, am very awesome, I don't deny this, but Taoism is profound and profound.
It’s reasonable to be able to understand them all, right?”
"Yes, yes," Chen Cheng chuckled: "Master is right, you have to live and learn!"
"Huh?" Chen Ding's face darkened: "Then you mean that I don't have much ability now!?"
"Oops!" Chen Cheng panicked and waved his hands: "Our master has great Taoism and great ability!"
After hearing Chen Cheng's apologetic explanation, Chen Ding smiled: "If I had said this earlier, it would have been fine."
Seeing Chen Chengcheng heaving a sigh of relief, Chen Ding laughed loudly: "Master, I'm just joking with you. You must follow my footsteps later and don't make a mistake."
The sound of water drops kept coming, and Chen Ding led us carefully through the stone path lined with mummies on both sides. Then a screen of green light came into our eyes, and the eight characters "Keep away from ghosts, leave quickly" were also like Chen Ding's.
What Dongcheng said is clearly engraved on the stone wall above the pool.
"What is now is the "yin and yang, ice, fire and water"?" I could only see that the entire pool was shrouded in a cold air, and the entire cave looked unusually permeable against the green light.
Chen Ding nodded: "Yes, this water can penetrate the human body, so don't touch it if nothing happens."
"It's very gloomy here!" Dali rubbed his hands back and forth: "The humidity here is really heavy. Uncle Master has stayed here for so long and is not afraid of rheumatism!?"
"What are you talking about?" I glared at him and turned to ask Chen Ding: "Master, where is my uncle?"
Chen Ding raised his hand and smiled: "There!"
"Where?" I and I kept our eyes wide open, but we couldn't find any trace of Taoist Weizi at all.
Dali wondered: "Where!? Why didn't I see my great uncle? Dong, did you see it?"
I shook my head: "No, there is only green light over there, but no one can be seen."
Seeing that his disciple seemed to be getting more and more bored looking for him, Chen Ding smiled and said: "I lied to you, he is over there! I will take you there!"
The few of me who were following Chen Ding couldn't help but curse in their hearts: "This master is not serious at all. No wonder Kui Zi always scolds him. He really deserves it!"
Just as several people were looking at each other and complaining, Chen Ding suddenly turned his head, looked straight at the four of them with cold eyes, and said coldly: "Just now, did you scold me in your heart!?"
"No...no, no!" Ding Yong and Dali, who scolded the most fiercely, were covered in cold sweat and kept shaking their heads in response.
Seeing their guilty looks, Chen Ding muttered to himself: "Last time at the dog farm, you guys scolded me and cursed me. Do you really think I can forget it after a while? Look, let me give you some color today.
look!"
He withdrew his cunning expression, and the loving smile appeared again on his face: "Disciples, it's very cold here, please take a few sips of wine to warm your body." After saying this, he handed over the century-old wine in his hand.
Hearing what Chen Ding said, I felt cold all of a sudden: "Master, don't tell me, it's really cold here!"
I was just about to reach out to take the drink, but I realized something was wrong: "This is Master's dearest treasure. He is usually reluctant to drink it himself, so why is he willing to give it to us now? It's inappropriate, it's inappropriate!"
"Take it, you idiot!" Chen Ding laughed loudly and took the initiative to put it into my hand: "Drink it quickly, if you get sick from the cold, you will be in trouble."
After I took the drink, I made another calculation in my mind: "If I judge a gentleman with a villain's heart, wouldn't it be a waste of Master's good intentions!?"
I thought about it and took a few sips.
Hey, don’t tell me, my body warmed up immediately after these few sips of strong wine hit my stomach.
"It's so exciting!" I took a few more sips before I was willing to pass the wine to Chen Cheng and the others. Each of them drank more than half of the wine in one gulp.
The happier the four of us drank, the more satisfied Chen Ding felt in his heart. He shook the flask he handed back with great force and squinted his eyes: "Don't you still have this? Drink them all, don't be modest, in case you are injured.
If the cold air invades, my teacher will feel distressed!"
"Ah! Master is so good to us!" When we heard Chen Ding's touching words of "love and care", we couldn't help but feel hot in our eyes: "Master!!!"
"Silly disciple, don't be polite to Master!" Chen Ding patted the four of them on the shoulders: "Good boy, stop crying. It's so embarrassing for a grown man to cry. Drink up, drink up!"
The four of us were so happy that we divided the pot and drank the wine quickly. I kept praising it: "I have to say that this century-old wine is really good. After drinking it, my stomach seemed to be on fire."
The fire is so hot! My body is so warm! It’s even a little bit crazy!”
"Yes, yes, this wine is really strong!" Ding Yong kept nodding in agreement: "Now my whole body is hot... My stomach seems to be on fire! I feel like I'm going to have diarrhea!"
Dali, who was a little drunk, also had an excited look on his face: "That's right! His stomach kept churning, heat waves poured directly into his lower body, and he stopped being cold in an instant!"
Suddenly, the four of us couldn't help but look at each other in horror: "Oops! This wine is too strong, my stomach can't bear it!!"
There was severe pain in the abdomen, and when he was about to take off his pants and collapse, he heard Chen Ding say coldly: "Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing!?"
Ding Yong tightly covered his asshole and cried: "Master, your wine is too overbearing. Our stomachs can't bear it. We must resolve the battle immediately!"
Hearing the anxious whining of several people, Chen Ding chuckled in his heart, but pretended to be concerned: "By the way, although this century-old wine is a good thing, drinking too much at once can easily cause diarrhea.
! Oops, I’m so confused because of my teacher!”
Although several people felt aggrieved, they had no time to blame Chen Ding for being "irresponsible". The only thing they wanted to do now was to quickly resolve the turmoil in their stomachs.
"No, no, no, ***!" Ding Yong was just about to take off his pants when he heard Chen Ding's voice stopping him: "You can't do it! You can't do it!"
"Why!?" we all asked!
Chen Ding looked troubled, but he was actually very happy: "This is an ancient tomb. Aren't you afraid of being haunted by ghosts when you poop in a dead person's house? There are many ghosts here, my good disciples!"
"Oh, I'll go!" After listening to Chen Ding's persuasion, the four of them couldn't help but tighten their anus, and they just held me in!
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Master, we are holding it in so hard!"
"Hey, can we go up and solve it first!?"
"Master, you have so many magical powers, you must have a way to help us get rid of our wronged souls!?"
Facing the pleadings of several of me, Chen Ding suppressed the strong smile in his heart and kept shaking his head politely: "Pooping in the grave is a naked insult to the ghosts. If someone else poops in the middle of the hall of your house,
, are you willing to forgive him!?"
I nodded repeatedly: "Yes, I absolutely forgive him! Even if he pooped on my bed, as long as it was forced and there was a special reason, we can all understand it! Right, brothers!?"
"Yes, yes! What I said makes sense!" Chen Cheng and the other three responded in unison with crying faces.
"Oh, I'm not acting according to common sense!" Just as Chen Ding was thinking about how to stop them from "solving the battle," a strong old voice came first: "Hahaha! You guys really
Interesting! Interesting! Ding, just make it easier for them!"
An old man with white hair walked out vigorously, and it was Taoist Weizi who came.
"Are you my uncle!?" we all asked.
Taoist Weizi smiled and said: "Regarding my status, you should solve your innermost problems first." He raised his finger and said: "Go over there."
His fingers were like the brightest stars in the night sky, guiding the four of me all the way to the sacred door.
"You still like to tease your disciples so much!?" After the others and I walked away, Taoist Weizi chuckled and said, "Have Zilong and the others finally escaped from the sea of misery?"
"Hmph!" Chen Ding asked him, "Xiao Ming's grandfather can live to be 120 years old. Do you know why?"
Taoist Weizi asked: "Why?"
"Because he doesn't mind his own business!" Chen Ding seemed unwilling to do so. He opened his mouth and blamed again: "In the future, when I am strengthening my relationship with my disciples, please don't interrupt."
Taoist Weizi smiled and asked in a low voice: "Is it me who holds the Qinggang?"
Facing Taoist Weizi's curiosity, Chen Ding responded proudly: "How? Is he a unique Taoist genius?"
Taoist Weizi smiled and said: "What kind of luck did you have to have him as your disciple?"
"You know nothing about fate." Hearing that Taoist Weizi also recognized my talent, Chen Ding laughed heartily: "Uncle Master, you don't know that both Jingxin and Kongming wanted to accept him as their disciple, but he resolutely chose
Come to my door."
"Oh!? Old man Jingxin is not dead yet? He has lived a long time." Taoist Weizi narrowed his eyes slightly at me squatting in the pit, and couldn't help but praise: "The three flavors in his body are so strong.
!Are you able to control it freely?”
Hearing the praise from Taoist Weizi, Chen Ding was even more proud: "He is my disciple. Of course he can freely control the three flavors of fire. Not only is it powerful, but it also has a long range and a long duration. It is as good as when I was young."