"Yes, is there any problem?" the master said to me.
"Does eating mugwort work?" I asked the master cautiously.
After listening to what I said, the master gave me a fierce look and said, "Don't you know that mugwort can drive away ghosts?"
So I gained another insight. It turns out that mugwort can drive away ghosts. It seems that I will have more mugwort around me in the future, so that the ghosts will stay away from me, I thought to myself.
At this moment, I suddenly thought that when the master took me to the old lady's house, he said he would consider whether to accept me as his disciple. When we came back, I had forgotten it. Now
Thinking about it, I carefully asked the master next to me: "Master, do you remember that before you solved the old lady's matter, you told me that if I went with you, you would consider it.
Don’t accept me as your disciple, have you thought clearly now?”
"You kid, I thought you had forgotten. Alas, I didn't think it through. But I keep my word. Let's do this. I will give you a few more days to perform. If you perform well, I will accept you as my employee.
Disciple." The master said to me.
"Really? Master, I will perform well, but you must keep your word!" I said excitedly, holding Master's arm.
"Master, can you tell me what to do so that you will be satisfied?" I said to the master.
The master rolled his eyes at me and said, "Don't you know how apprentices treat their masters?"
I thought about it and said, "Should I bring you tea and water, squeeze your feet when you are tired, soak your feet, cook for you, do housework for you, etc., and be there whenever you call me." I was incoherent.
Whatever came to mind, he said it.
The master listened to what I said and nodded repeatedly.
"Well, that's good, but there's one more thing, don't forget, it's hard work."
"Oh my God, this coolie. I know what happened to the old lady last time. How tiring it is to be a coolie, but there is no other way. If I want to be the master's apprentice, I have to do the coolie. I admit it!"
So I said to the master: "Okay, no problem. If you ask me anything in the future, I will definitely do it!" I said to the master.
After the master listened to what I said, he said to me: "Okay, but now you are hungry, you should know what to do!"
"Master, please wait a moment, I will prepare food for you right away!" After saying that, I ran out immediately and ignored Kawako.
I know he likes to eat meat, so I bought him some chicken, duck, fish and mutton.
Before I met the master, I thought that Taoist priests were all vegetarians, but I never thought that a master like me actually eats meat. Isn't he afraid of breaking the precepts? Oh, no, this is what monks do.
I bought these food for Master, and then hurried to the place where Master lived, because I wanted to give these things to Master while they were hot, so that they taste better when they are hot.
Oops! As a disciple, I really do my best. I hope the master can appreciate the meticulous care I give him.
Sometimes I feel that I can take care of others better than girls.
Maybe it's because of nature. If I were a girl, I would have many people chasing me, but I am a boy and no one likes me.
I was the one who shamelessly chased my ex-girlfriend back then. I was so nice to her that she agreed to me.
"Master, I bought the food. Eat it while it's hot!" I said, taking out the things and putting them on the table.
I saw the master coming over after smelling the smell.
"Well, it's good, it's all what I like to eat. It seems like it would be good to have another apprentice!" the master said to me.
I suddenly became excited after hearing what the master said.
"Master, have you agreed to accept me as your disciple?"
"Well, that's very good. Then I'll accept you as my disciple, but I still have to do it in a formal way. You first go and make me a pot of tea and formally worship me as your disciple." The master said to me.
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"Okay, okay, no problem, I'll go right away!"
"I'm really happy. The master finally agreed and allowed me to be his apprentice. I should be the master's eldest apprentice!"
In fact, I overthought it, and later the master told me that he had also accepted two apprentices before, and counting me, I was his third apprentice.
I asked the master, where are his two apprentices now? They are my fellow seniors.
After listening to what I said, the master sighed and said: "Alas! Your senior brother was killed by your second senior brother in order to bring your second senior brother back. Your second senior brother is actually a natural born alien and is suitable for this profession.
He is a human being, but in the end, because he did so many wrong things, he was bitten by himself, and now he has become a devil."
"Master, then why don't you go and deal with him? You are doing justice for heaven!"
Master told me that he could not defeat him.
Oh my god! Did I hear it right? Master actually told me that he couldn’t beat his apprentice!
Master explained to me: "Because he was born with strange bones, his abilities have far exceeded his own."
"Then what should we do? It is so dangerous to leave such a person in the world, and no one can deal with him!" I said to the master.
"Don't worry, someone will deal with him sooner or later, but the time has not come yet!" Master said to me.
Just as the tea was brewed, I held the tea glass respectfully, knelt on the ground and handed the tea to the master.
He said respectfully to Master: "Master, please have tea."
Master took the cup of tea I handed him with great satisfaction, drank it and said: "From now on, you will be my disciple, Master Kongkong. Remember, you must abide by the rules of the sect, be a good person, and uphold justice."
, eliminate evil for heaven!"
"Master, don't worry, my disciple will be a person who upholds justice and does evil for heaven, just like you said, don't worry!"
"Well, good disciple, get up quickly!" Master, after hearing what I said, said to me who was kneeling on the ground with great satisfaction.
After listening to what the master said, I dared to get up from the ground. I didn't expect that the master would let me have dinner with him.
"Disciple, from now on we, master and disciple, must work together to eliminate that big devil and safeguard justice in the world!"
"Don't worry, master, my disciple will definitely practice hard and destroy that big devil!" I said to the master.
I didn’t expect that after becoming Master’s disciple, Master would treat me like his own son. Oh, no, he probably doesn’t have a son. Anyway, he treated me like his own child and was very good to me.
Seeing Master like this, I suddenly thought of my parents. I have been working for so long without even calling my parents. It is really unfilial.
Thinking of this, I quickly took out my mobile phone and dialed my home phone number.
"Mom, this is Xunzi, how are you doing recently? I'm sorry, I'm really busy during this period, so I didn't call you..." I said to my parents on the other side of the phone.
"Ah, it's Xunzi. My son, you finally called. Do you know? Your mother and I have been looking forward to your call until our hair turned gray!" Dad said to me on the phone.
"I'm sorry, Dad, I will call you from time to time. Where is my mother? Is my mother at home?" I said to my father.
"Well, your mother is not feeling well. She has gone to see a doctor and will be back soon. But you don't have to worry. It's nothing serious. It's just a minor illness and she'll be fine in two days." Dad said on the phone.
I said.
"I am really unfilial. I haven't gone back to see my parents for a long time because of work. This time I must perform well in the company, and then I will ask for two days' leave from the company to go back to my hometown to see my parents. What a shame.
Stay with your parents." I thought to myself.
"Dad, you and your mother must take good care of yourselves. I will go home to see you in two days." I said to my father on the phone.
"What? Xunzi, are you coming back in two days? Did I hear you right?" Dad said excitedly after hearing what I said.
"Yes, dad, you haven't heard that I will ask for leave from the company in two days, and then go back to accompany you." I said to my dad.
"Great, I will tell your mother the good news soon. Your mother will be very happy when she hears it. I guess her ailments will be cured as soon as she is happy." Dad said to me.
"Anyway, Dad, you and Mom must take good care of yourself and don't let yourself be too tired. I have grown up now and can make money. Soon, I will have a lot of money after I become a full-time employee.
I will send the money to you and your mother when the time comes, so you and your mother don’t have to be so tired anymore." I said to my father on the phone.
"Good boy, you don't need to send money here. We have money to spend. You must take good care of yourself and don't be reluctant to buy things. Otherwise, you can bring us a daughter-in-law back with these two clothes before the end of the year." Dad said on the phone.
I said.
Oops, my head hurt when I mentioned my daughter-in-law. I quickly found an excuse and said to my father, "I have something to do now, let's talk about it later." Then I hung up the phone.
"Hey, how can anyone like me, a poor loser like me? Although I look okay, but I don't have money, a house or a car, so who will follow you? What's more, my job is in a crematorium.
When they hear that I work here, they will definitely be scared away. It is better for me to wait until I make enough money in the future and go back to my hometown to start a small business before considering such big things as finding a girlfriend, getting married and having children!" I thought to myself.
At this time, my master came out of the room and gave me a shabby book. I took the book and looked at it. My master said to me: "Don't underestimate this book. Although it is shabby, it contains a lot of information."
There are many, there are many spells, swordsmanship, and formations here. You must go back and study them carefully. If you don’t understand anything, come back and ask me. Remember, you must concentrate on it. When practicing these runes, you must not think about it.
Think of other things, otherwise it will be easy to go crazy, and the consequences of going crazy will be very terrible, you will be swallowed up!" Master said to me.
"Okay, Master, don't worry, I will practice more frequently when I go back!" I said to the Master beside me.
"By the way, and I gave you the jade pendant before, you still deserve it!" Master said to me.
"Master, I have always carried the jade pendant you gave me."