"How ridiculous! How can you accept things from others casually? Do you know that this is against the rules?"
After finishing speaking, the manager stood up suddenly, snatched the cigarette away, and said to me fiercely: "Seeing as this is your first time, I won't punish you. This pack of cigarettes will be regarded as confiscated!"
After that, he threw the pack of cigarettes into his drawer. Oh, damn it, the manager clearly just wanted to keep this pack of cigarettes for himself to smoke, and he also found such an excuse for serving his own interests! Fuck you!
At this time, Uncle Li suddenly spoke, "Zixun, I have to say that you are indeed closely related to the disappearance of this body!"
Why, even Uncle Li wants to frame me now? It was obviously the morgue where your Uncle Li and I carried the body to last night, and then went back to sleep. You should have seen it.
, now that the body is gone, you just directly say that it has something to do with me. You are clearly trying to shirk your responsibility! "Uncle Li, how could I steal the body? Don't frame me falsely!"
Uncle Li shook his head and said to me seriously: "I didn't say you stole the body. What I meant was that you were the person who had the most contact with the body! The body must not have been stolen. Who would do this?
! And now, your situation is very dangerous! I am definitely not scaring you!" After listening to Uncle Li's words, I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, as if Uncle Li had pronounced that I was not far from death...
..
Immediately afterwards, the manager also said to me: "This crematorium, what I fear most is this kind of thing. I can't explain it to the family of the deceased. What's more, the driver also showed up after delivering the corpse last night.
This situation happened, so..." The manager's face showed an extremely scary and ferocious expression, as if those things had happened to him. Looking at the manager's look, I seemed to
I can only imagine how miserable the driver's fate was last night...
"I can't talk about what happened to the driver last night. When you work in a crematorium, you have to understand the rules of the crematorium. You have to keep many things as secrets. And the same thing about you, you can't talk to anyone.
We will call the police to investigate and try to resolve it before the family members come. If not, then you will really get into big trouble!"
Now I am completely despairing. Although I had no money before, I did not commit any trouble or cause any trouble. Now I am fine. Starting from yesterday, my destiny seems to be no longer under my control...
I stupidly walked out of the manager's office. At this time, I heard the manager shouting inside: "Businessmen today are really black-hearted! This cigarette is intact on the outside, but there are two cigarettes missing inside. It's really black-hearted!"
I snorted secretly in my heart, what a fucking ghost, there were actually two cigarettes missing from the box of cigarettes. My long-standing belief that gods and ghosts were all nonsense, just in the past two days, it completely disappeared.
It broke for me.
No, I can't just wait like this. I'm still so young. How could something happen to me so mysteriously? I had to save myself. So I asked for leave from the crematorium.
After thinking about it, I took out my mobile phone and called Xiaopang and asked him where there was a more powerful Mr. Yin Yang. I also borrowed three hundred yuan from Xiaopang.
I followed the address Xiaopang gave me and found the master's residence with great expectations in my heart. I originally thought that this master was magical in Xiaopang's mouth, and the residence must be quite powerful, but who would have thought that...
When I actually arrived, my imagination was shattered in an instant. Isn't this just a small dilapidated house? There was also the word "Demolish" crookedly written on the east wall, and on the wall next to the door, there were some writings.
Slogans like fortune telling and exorcism, but they are almost blurry and invisible. If the address Xiaopang gave me was not indeed here, I really doubt whether anyone can live here.
Full of questions, I knocked gently on the door.
"Paji——"
Well, the door fell, and it just fell to the ground!
At this moment, the smell of instant noodles, the smell of alcohol, and the humid air in the room came to me. I almost fainted from the fumes...
!
"Who is it? You dare to break into a house in broad daylight? Are you a fucking grandpa? I am a vegetarian!" Immediately afterwards, yelling came from the room.
I saw a bad old man squinting his eyes, staring at me with his hands on his hips and cursing. Just now, he was picking his feet with one hand and eating instant noodles with the other.
"Master, don't be excited. I didn't knock down your door on purpose. I'll pay you for the door!" I said quickly.
"I'm telling you, my house can't be demolished. People will die if it is demolished!" the old man shouted loudly.
"No, no, no, you misunderstood. I am not the demolition manager. I heard that you are very powerful, Master, and I wanted to ask you to help me exorcise evil spirits!"
Just as I was talking, the old man suddenly looked behind me in a panic, with a solemn and unpredictable expression on his face. He said to me loudly: "Boy, stop and don't move."
I was instantly so frightened that I didn't dare to move, I didn't even dare to say anything, and I just stood there motionless.
The old man was gibbering and he didn't know what he was thinking. He turned around and picked up the broom with a few hairs left on it and threw it around behind me. He also cursed: "Don't come in, get out of here."
! Otherwise, see how I deal with you!"
At this time, the old man threw the broom on the ground again, and quickly asked for a bowl of water from the bucket. He held the night in one hand, and grabbed it behind me out of thin air with the other hand. He continued to mutter something, but for me
Come to think of it, the hand that Master just stretched out his hand made me spin. It was the hand that just grabbed his foot...
At this moment, the old man put the bowl in his hand on the table. The old man was still talking about those strange things and pointed at the bowl of water with one hand. Then, a surprising scene appeared in the bowl.
The clear water that was originally filled turned redder and redder, and in the end it was simply a bowl of bloody water!
I was frightened by the scene in front of me. I stuttered for a long time before I finished speaking: "Master, what is going on?"
The old man turned on the light in the room, and the light was facing the bowl of bloody water on the table, and said to me: "Boy, there is blood in the water, there is a lamp on the blood, and there is light in the lamp. You are in for a bloody disaster! And you are
Now that you are surrounded by bad luck, I think you may not be able to survive seven days!"
At that moment, I wanted to kowtow to the great immortal. This is so accurate! But I couldn’t die! So I quickly asked for help from the master, and immediately put aside the scene where I just picked the master’s feet and ate instant noodles.
Arrived beyond the clouds!
"Master, you have to save me!" I begged for help miserably.
"It's not impossible to save you, but I haven't seen a bit of meat recently. I really don't have the strength -" The old man sat down on the bed.
I reacted instantly and quickly put on a smile and said: "Master, there is a barbecue stall not far ahead. Let's go there and lay down the mat first. After you save me, I will definitely repay you again."
!”
"Pindao doesn't want to go out, go and buy it for me," the old man said.
Since you have to have an attitude when asking for help, I quickly went to the barbecue stall to buy some things and trotted back.
When the old man saw the skewers in my hand, he immediately took them over and wolfed them down. I didn’t dare to eat any of them. If the master wasn’t full, I really didn’t have the money to buy them for him! I
I could only swallow silently.
The old man finished all the kebabs in a few minutes. He burped, picked up a toothpick, and picked his teeth with a satisfied expression.
I immediately catered to him and said, "Master, what do you think I should do?"
The old man didn't even look at me: "I didn't say I would do anything for you."
"What?" I wanted to get angry instantly.
When the old man saw this, he said to me: "Boy, asking for help can't just be done with a meal. Every time I go out, it takes a lot of my practice, and you also mess with my door."
It’s broken.”
I knew what this old man meant. I only had three hundred yuan on me, and I had already spent more than one hundred yuan on skewers, so I was cruel and handed the remaining hundred-yuan bill to the old man with a smile on my face.
Laughing.
Huh, the old man sneered, put a hundred yuan into his pocket, and said to me: "Your little money is not enough for me to stuff between my teeth. For such a big thing, you still need five thousand yuan."
At the end, otherwise I wouldn’t have come out of the mountain, huh.”
This bad old man is really a lion. With so much money, you are not afraid of having your teeth knocked out! Fuck you.
But I still had that extremely respectful expression on my face, and I smiled at the old man and said, "I really have no money, Master, but you can't just ignore me!"
"If you don't have money, use something valuable to pay for it!" The old man seemed to understand my reason.
"I don't have anything valuable, so why don't I write you an IOU. When I get paid, I'll give you five thousand!" I said.
"Six thousand!" When the old man heard what I said about salary, he immediately changed his mind.
"Okay! Just 6,000!" What kind of money is this? Now I'm going to lose my life! Besides, my salary is only 12,000.
Now I'm like a grasshopper on a rope with him. If he doesn't save me, he won't even get a penny. I'm like I've tied him tightly to myself with money.
He must save me! As I think about it, I start to worship myself a little bit.
Soon I wrote him an IOU, signed my name, and put my fingerprints on the ashes from his pot.
The old man looked at the IOU and smiled happily.
I think you old money man, sooner or later you will have trouble with money!