I quickly looked at the fat man nervously. I always felt that the fat man had bad intentions, but it was not right. I had nothing for the fat man to worry about: "Why are you looking at me like this? I don't like men, especially fat men."
I glanced at Wan Lin next to me, this is my cup of tea.
As for the fat man, to be honest, he is a nice person, but with a fat pig face and a bunch of mouse eyes, he looks like a thief.
"Why are you nervous?" the fat man laughed mischievously.
I became even more nervous. I always felt that the fat man was trying to trick me. I quickly sat further away, but I didn’t expect the fat man to sit next to me again with a mahogany sword. When he saw me, he wanted to stand up again, and he quickly pulled me: "Hey, hey.
, what are you making a fuss about, why don’t you sit with me? I smell?”
The fat man lowered his head and smelled it seriously, then raised his head and said to me, "It doesn't smell. Come on, let's discuss it."
I shook my head and said, "No, I always feel like you want to trick me."
Wan Lin laughed on the side, looking at Fatty and me and feeling really funny, "Fatboy, are you paying attention?"
"No way!" Hearing Wan Lin's words, the fat man became a little anxious, "We are all friends, how can I pay any attention to it? Sister, what you said makes me so sad. I have a very good impression of you.
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"Bah, who wants your favor?" Wan Lin smiled and said: "Even I can see it, and you still want to hide it?"
I nodded towards the fat man: "I feel the same way."
The fat man stopped talking this time. He lowered his head and thought for a while, then looked at me and said, "Is it that obvious?"
"It's not that obvious, but it's very obvious." I said. I'm not stupid. The fat man was suddenly so polite to me, which made me have to be careful. "Fat man, if you have something, just say it directly. No need."
If you need my help, I will definitely help you. Just like you said, we are all friends, there is no need for this."
The fat man bared his teeth and grinned: "My balls hurt, it hurts so much. I obviously acted very well, why did you see it? This is definitely not my problem."
Suddenly, as if he thought of something, the fat man raised his head and said to me, "It's definitely because you have a dark mind and are always on guard against others, so I didn't fool you."
I curled my lips and looked at the fat man speechless, "Are you here to make a joke?"
"No!" The fat old god squinted his eyes, but now he became more serious, "This is a matter of course. Don't open your mouth."
When I heard what the fat man said, I was also curious. It was obvious that this man had a good personality and was thick-skinned. He even had moments when he felt uncomfortable.
"It's hard to say, so don't say it, so as not to embarrass everyone." I said quickly.
The fat man was stunned for a moment, stood up and shouted: "I just feel it's hard to say it, and I don't want to say it. You don't let me say it, but I still want to say it."
He turned his wrist and placed the mahogany sword in front of me: "Here's this thing for you."
Damn it, I thought the fat man would put some conditions on me, but I never expected that the fat man would be so generous. This is a mahogany sword, a magic weapon refined with the Five Qi and Yang method.
I took the mahogany sword and felt even more uneasy, "Don't scare me, I really dare to take it."
"Here you go!" the fat man said. Seeing me looking around with the peach wood sword, looking very happy, the fat man came to my side and whispered: "I have a small matter to discuss with you."
Wan Lin couldn't help but laugh: "I know it's not so easy to get the benefits of being fat."
"I still don't want it anymore." I quickly handed the mahogany sword to the fat man.
"No, you've already taken it, so you can't give it back to me. I don't want it anyway."
I sighed in my heart, looked at the fat man and said, "If your matter is too difficult, there is nothing I can do about it."
"It's not difficult, it's not difficult!" The fat man knew that I had agreed, and said quickly: "How did you learn that Dharma of yours? Can you teach it to me? The way I saw you just now was so awesome, you were like a god, read on
Just reciting sutras gets things done, it's so easy."
When I heard this, I immediately felt relieved, but I didn't expect that Fatty would be interested in Buddhism. He is obviously from the Taoist lineage. "Why are you interested in Buddhism?"
"Don't you think it's used to show off your style?" said the fat man.
After saying this, the fat man clasped his hands together and made a gesture. Looking at his pig-like figure, he really looked like a meat-and-winner monk.
I was also stunned by the fat man's idea. I thought for a while and said, "I don't know if you can learn it. I can leave it to you if I know it, but I can't guarantee that you can learn it." This is why I learned Buddhism.
Chance, whether the fat man can learn it depends only on himself.
"Enough, enough, that's enough. Can I still not understand? It all depends on my understanding. Don't worry, my understanding has always been very good." The fat man said.
I recalled some of my insights and told the fat man. The fat man hugged my fat body happily and almost made me suffocate. After listening to what I said, the fat man just sat on the ground and meditated without caring about anything, and started chanting sutras.
"This sword was really given to me," I took the fat man's hand and asked quickly, "Are you kidding me?"
"Of course, I'm not kidding." Fatty said seriously: "Although this peach wood sword is precious, it is nothing compared to the experiences you told me. Moreover, this is a sealed peach wood sword. To me,
It’s of no use. I won’t suffer any loss if I give it to you.”
"You are so generous." I said.
The fat man chuckled and said: "What I said is true. Do you know how difficult it is for us to be Taoist and Buddhist? No one can guide us to realize our dreams. Now because of you, I
It is very possible that he will be the first person in my sect who can be both Taoist and Buddhist. How awesome is this? When I become a master in the future, how many peach wood swords will I have?"
The fat man looked at my confused look, thought for a while and then explained: "In this business, everyone knows that Taoist priests catch ghost cows and monks are awesome. Taoist priests and Buddhists have different strengths, but I want to be both."
It is basically impossible to form a sect. Firstly, it is a matter of understanding, and secondly, the two sects have different ideas. Thirdly, it is an old problem that no one is willing to pass on their own experience to others. This kind of experience has always been everyone's private treasure.
Don’t even think about it if we’re not related by blood. That’s why I’m embarrassed to ask you.”
This was the first time I heard this statement. From the look of the fat man, it was obvious that he was from a great sect and did not care about a mahogany sword. I nodded with confidence: "Then I will accept it. I happen to be short of a magic weapon."
Woolen cloth!"
At this moment, the fat man talked about the previous topic, "There is basically no possibility of breaking the seal of this mahogany sword in my hand, but there may be a chance in your hand."
"How do you say that?" I was really curious. This fat man had too much confidence in me. Why could I break the seal?
The fat man smiled slyly and said: "Who do you think is the person who sealed this peach wood sword? That guy is also a self-taught Buddhist and Taoist master like you. This peach wood sword was a magical weapon used in the early years. It has caught countless ghosts.
But later, Liu Fengyuan sealed the magic weapon because he accidentally injured the righteous ghost. At that time, he was a famous heavenly master."
"This magic sword has been channeled. It depends on whether you can open the seal. Okay, I should have told you everything. Now I am going to study the Buddhist scriptures. I will soon practice Taoism and Buddhism." Fatty
Hahaha laughed and left the room.
When Wan Lin saw it, she quickly said to me: "He hasn't said anything about Tao Zi yet?"
I guess this fat guy is quite unreliable. Taozi’s vagina was not clear whether it had fallen off or not. I thought about it for a moment and then said: “Forget it, let’s ask again tomorrow!”