Chapter 101 The Ugly Monk Who Eats Overlord's Meal
I don’t know how long it took, but I just felt like my teeth were about to be broken. Uncle Quan’s bitter spell continued in my ears, and my mind was already in chaos.
The little Muqing in my mind had a confused expression, but she just agreed with my little person. In an instant, I even remembered a special term used by men to rape women in ancient times: "overlord". bow!
It's a pity that the person who was hit with the bow this time was me, the one with the handle...
"Foolish people are lucky, and they are lucky!"
Suddenly, a bitter curse sounded in my ears along with this faint voice, which made me feel ecstatic!
"Open your eyes." Uncle Quan said calmly.
The bitter curse sound suddenly stopped, making me feel dizzy!
I tried my best to calm down, and my first reaction was to quickly open my eyes!
"Little lover? Hey, where is the little lover? Uncle Quan, please don't lie to me. Didn't you succeed? Where did the little lover go?" I asked anxiously.
Uncle Quan glanced at me angrily and glanced behind me.
My heart moved and I hurriedly looked back!
As a result, I saw at a glance that behind me, I don’t know when, there was already a figure in a white dress...
"Little lover." At this moment, I was a little confused. I didn't know what to say!
Mu Qing looked straight at me. Under her slim figure, her black hair spread freely on her back, like an orchid, which made my heart flutter.
Mu Qing bit her lip, and a soft look finally appeared in her beautiful eyes.
"Why are you so stupid..." When Mu Qing said this, I could clearly feel that her eyes were a little moist.
"Where are you stupid?" At this moment, I really wanted to hug Mu Qing, but seeing Uncle Quan and Xue Chen standing aside, I felt a little embarrassed to do so, especially that boy Xue Chen, who was so embarrassed when he saw Mu Qing. My eyes are already straight...
"There is only a 50% chance, and you agree to it. What if you fail?" Mu Qing said.
"If you fail, you will fail. You saved my life..."
Before I finished speaking, suddenly, I just felt a gust of fragrant wind coming!
The next second, there was already a soft, slightly cool body in my arms!
It was Mu Qing who threw herself into my arms...
At this moment, I felt that my mind was completely blank, and I didn't even dare to breathe hard, for fear of disturbing Mu Qing.
"Thank you." Mu Qing said softly in my arms.
"Thank you for what, this is what I should do..." I was speechless for a moment, and I didn't know what to say, so I could only say dry words that were neither salty nor light.
After a while, a gentle cough finally came from beside me.
"Ahem, it's almost daybreak. If you two have anything to say, you can go home and talk. Someone has to come to work here." Uncle Quan, an old guy, said in a very unpleasant way.
I feel unhappy secretly in my heart. Damn it, Mu Qing is a woman who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside. Now that I finally have the chance to hug her, can’t you let me hug her for a little longer? Although I have hugged almost half of her. Hour……
Mu Qing quickly struggled away from my arms, then lowered her head and said thank you to Uncle Quan, and then her shy face turned into a wisp of white smoke and got into the jade ring on my finger.
I immediately stared at Uncle Quan, but Uncle Quan deliberately ignored my gaze, then grabbed a bottle of wine and walked outside.
"I'm going back to rest. You guys have to go to work. Remember this is a crematorium. Be serious. Don't just set up a small tent."
"What the hell, a small tent?"
My mind was stunned, but the next second, I heard the little lover in the jade ring spat at me.
I quickly took a quick look at my lower body, and I actually saw a small tent set up in my crotch...
Okay, now I’ve lost my big fat!
Xue Chen on the side seemed accustomed to my small tent. He came over and patted my shoulder with great enthusiasm, and said with a charming look on his face: "Ling Feng, I have something to discuss with you."
"What's the matter? Just tell me."
"That's it, can you give me a similar female ghost next time? It doesn't have to be too beautiful, just a better figure. It's best to have long legs and wear a uniform..."
I calmly raised my head to face Xue Chen, and then uttered one word: "Get out!"
That morning, Xue Chen and I chatted for a long time, and finally sent this guy away after having a meal at noon. In the afternoon, two or three teams of family members came to burn the body.
I looked at the family members of the deceased who were crying so hard in the condolence hall, especially the daughter-in-law, that they just fell to their knees on the ground and were so sad. But after crying, I found that as soon as they got the urn, they would grab the red envelope.
Red envelopes, social media when it’s time to use social media... It seems that the sadness and crying just now was just a show to them.
Although I feel a little uncomfortable about such a common thing, it's hard to say anything...
Three bodies were burned in a few hours in the afternoon, and there was nothing to do in the evening. I was so bored that I had to chat with Mu Qing and take out my phone to browse the news.
As soon as this news came out, I actually saw a piece of news that surprised me!
The news said that a local guy was taken to the police station after eating Bawang Meal. It turned out that the guy actually claimed that he was some kind of eminent monk who had come to the mortal world to travel around the world to help all sentient beings and help others... The result was that...
This guy happened to order a table full of large fish and meat.
I have long been accustomed to fake monks cheating me out of food and drink!
But when I looked at the picture there, I couldn't help but feel shocked!
The bald monk in the picture has a fierce look on his face, and his eyebrows are as thick as a brush!
"Is it the copy of Lu Zhishen?" I thought and quickly remembered the identity of this bald monk.
This guy came out of the Buddhist scriptures. He was so awesome at that time. He killed the ghost baby in one fell swoop, but now he is reduced to eating the King's meal?
I didn't quite believe it, but I looked carefully several times and finally confirmed that the person in the photo was the exact replica of Lu Zhishen!
Those eyebrows, that fierce look, I guess no one in the world can be so ugly!
I secretly decided to take some time tomorrow to go see the ugly monk who was detained by the police station. After all, I couldn’t understand a single word of the Buddhist scripture I had on me. If I could let this ugly monk teach me, I would get twice the result with half the effort!
Moreover, Uncle Quan also said before that this Buddhist scripture is actually a scripture in charge of killing. It must be filled with things in charge of killing, and this is what I need most at the moment!
After all, I don’t want to stay like this as a rookie. I have to grow up. Only in this way can I protect the people around me instead of being protected by women every time...