Chapter 103 Picking up corpses in barren mountains?
In this way, my daily time is automatically divided into three parts. The first part is to go to the crematorium to work, the second part is to go home and sleep, and the third part is to bring food and drink to this rental house and the bald head.
The monk learns the nine killing styles from the Buddhist scriptures.
I don’t know whether this bald monk deliberately delayed teaching me, or whether it was because the Nine Killing Postures were difficult to learn. I couldn’t fully learn the first move, One Buddha, in a week...
But while I was studying the Buddhist scriptures here, within a few days, I got a new task brought by Lin Wei in the crematorium with Uncle Quan, whom I hadn’t seen for a long time!
That is to go to a barren mountain to collect the corpse!
According to the director of the farm, Lin Wei, this mountain is not considered a barren mountain. It is just a large mountain that has not been fully cultivated. And in this mountain, a lot of nameless corpses have appeared recently!
What makes me even more weird is that not only can the police not identify these unknown corpses, but even the corpse experts, that is, the forensic doctors, can't find the cause of their death!
The only thing that is certain is that these corpses were not produced recently.
In addition, Lin Wei also told me and Uncle Quan a piece of news, that is, the corpses appeared on this barren mountain. The clothes they were wearing did not seem to be from this era, but more like the Qing Dynasty.
Originally, this was a thing that was going to become a historical relic. Because there were so many of them and the death conditions of all of them were extremely horrific, even those historians studied whether there were any ancient tombs on Tianhuang Mountain for many times, but after finding nothing, they brought them with them.
A small number of the bodies were taken away, and the rest were sent to the public.
As for the government, if the body needs to be disposed of, it can only be handled by our crematorium!
So our crematorium happened to be the closest, so we automatically accepted the three-nothing task: collecting corpses in the barren mountains without oil, water, benefits, or subsidies...
To be honest, I refused this task at first!
Why?
First of all, there are no benefits in this mission, and according to Lin Wei, those corpses seem to have been dead for a long time, and almost none of them are complete.
Even those corpses that forensic doctors and historians have lost interest in, one can only imagine what kind of thing this would be...
But I refused. After all, Uncle Quan didn’t say anything. No matter how awesome and coaxing I am, I, the little follower, would not dare to make the decision on behalf of Uncle Quan.
"Uncle Quan, look at this task, should you or let Xiao Zhou do it?" Lin Wei, the field director, hurriedly took out a good cigarette from his pocket, lit it, and handed it to Uncle Quan with a flattering look on his face.
Uncle Quan raised his head slightly and narrowed his old eyes. As a result, Lin Wei took a long drag on his cigarette and said, "Since the task has been assigned, let's take it!"
"Uncle Quan is right, then who do you think is better?" Lin Wei asked.
Uncle Quan paused for a while and glanced at me. I quickly said to myself, "Don't do it." I was studying Buddhist scriptures with the bald monk. It was best to go to a barren mountain to pick up corpses, a glorious and arduous task.
It's better for Uncle Quan to go.
"I'll go!" Uncle Quan suddenly said.
I felt a burst of joy in my heart!
But before I could be happy for long, Uncle Quan's next words almost made me want to curse.
"But I have to take Xiao Zhou with me. After all, the crematorium will still rely on young people like them..."
At this moment, Uncle Quan transformed into a good family member who cultivated the flowers of the motherland. After a few words, he nodded in agreement for a long time.
"Uncle Quan is right, let's go with Xiao Zhou. We will set off today. If you are not here these two days, I will be on duty!"
Lin Wei is also heroic. As soon as Uncle Quan opened his mouth, he sold me directly.
In desperation, I had no choice but to nod and say yes. Uncle Quan looked at my expression and even showed a smile...
Damn it, I secretly despised you. You went to a barren mountain to pick up corpses, and you actually called me. I am a person who has to work hard to learn my skills and prepare to defend the world!
After talking about the matter, I was almost kicked by Uncle Quan into the hearse specially used to pull coffins and corpses. The driver was still the old driver, Li Qiang, who hardly showed a second expression.
"Don't you need to bring anyone with you?" I asked Uncle Quan in the car.
Uncle Quan didn't even look at me. He narrowed his eyes and said, "Go to the mountain to pick up some corpses. Who do you want to take with you?"
"Um, it's better to prepare some, isn't it? I think you can bring some with more lethality, such as Uncle Quan's 60-year-old collector's edition of fairy water. That stuff is great for warding off evil spirits. I suggest you bring more to save money.
Uncle Quan, you can't pull him out..."
Before I finished speaking, I felt a burning pain on my face!
A few minutes later, I made a hasty phone call with my family to tell them that I was going on a business trip, and then I sent a voice message to the bald monk who was probably watching TV in the rental house.
In just a few days, this guy has become obsessed with watching TV, and he still watches Korean dramas. Every time I go to him to learn my skills, this guy is always holding a ball of tissues and watching TV.
In it, the hero and heroine part ways, while secretly wiping the feces and tears from their eyes...
I was afraid that the bald monk would not be able to keep up with the progress of the times, so I bought him a 99-yuan mobile phone from a street stall. It has a loud sound and is easy to operate.
It’s just that this guy doesn’t understand mobile phones. I taught him for several days, but in the end, except for sending voice messages and shaking on WeChat, this guy can no longer learn other advanced functions of WeChat...
"Who did you send the voice message to?" Uncle Quan squinted his eyes and asked lukewarmly.
My heart moved. Uncle Quan didn't know that I had previously prescribed an enhanced version of Lu Zhishen in the Buddhist scriptures. In order to cause unnecessary trouble, I even concealed the nine killings in the Buddhist scriptures that I had learned from the bald monk.
Mode.
"A friend, it's nothing. Uncle Quan, do you think there will be anything weird on that barren mountain? How could there be an unknown corpse, and it's not from our side..." I quickly led the topic elsewhere.
Uncle Quan pondered for a while and couldn't help but nodded.
"We'll find out when we go and take a look. There's no point in guessing now. Li Qiang, drive faster and make sure to reach that barren mountain tonight." Uncle Quan said.
Li Qiang nodded expressionlessly.
Seeing that the atmosphere in the car was a bit cold, I simply stopped talking and thought about the Tiangang Step that my lover once taught me to avoid attacks.
I closed my eyes and started thinking quickly: "The bald monk taught me how to use the fingering techniques to attack, while the set of kicks that my little lover taught me before was used for defense and escape. Then
Can I combine this offensive and defensive thing? Use the dexterous footwork of Tiangang Steps to perform the nine domineering killing moves of the Buddha Sutra..."
And just when I was thinking about this matter secretly, suddenly, I felt a slight vibration on my finger.
I opened my eyes and looked down, and found that the jade ring on my finger trembled slightly several times...
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