"Taoist Master, are you kidding me? I came all the way to Maoshan, but you asked me to take my friends back to die?" I looked at the fat Taoist priest with a somewhat unkind tone.
The fat Taoist priest raised his eyebrows and said in a somewhat displeased tone: "Although I, Maoshan, am an orthodox Taoist, and I am supposed to eliminate demons and defend the Tao, I am not obliged to help with treatment just because someone sent me here!"
"I'll go, Taoist Master, I don't like hearing what you are saying. Do you not want to be cured, or you simply can't cure it? To be honest, I won't look down on you, right?"
As soon as I said these words, the fat Taoist priest immediately acted like a fighting cock, his eyes widened angrily, and he jumped up!
"That's nonsense. If Maoshan saves people or not, when will it be your turn to point fingers? Go out, Maoshan won't welcome you!"
"Oh, have you issued an eviction order?"
I touched my nose, and Xue Chen beside me blinked at me and smiled: "Ling Feng, look at you, you have made the Taoist priest angry. Come on, the Taoist priest is not angry. I heard that the Taoist priests cannot get married.
Yes, I guess I’m exhausted. Come here, here is the latest photo album of Anri Motosugihara. Do you like it, Taoist priest?"
I have to say that Xue Chen is quite a mean boy. He actually took out a photo album on inferior paper that he bought at some street stall.
Look at the yellowed cover, and then look at the turbulent and charming face inside which is as big as a basketball, and the fat Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, and then became furious!"
"You two, leave Maoshan immediately for Pindao, otherwise, don't blame Pindao for being rude!"
"Oh, I'm still angry." I shook my head, thinking that if you were such a naughty person, if you had a better tone at the beginning, maybe I could be gentler to you.
What a pity, not only did you bully your own disciple Xiao Yuqi, but you also pretended to bully me, the little cremator who loves to hold grudges the most, for the sake of face...
I shook my finger, and the jade ring on it was already slightly cold.
I said to the fat Taoist priest calmly: "Taoist Master, now that we are here, it is not that easy to leave. How about you take us to a place first?"
After I finished speaking, before the fat Taoist priest could react, suddenly, a green light flashed out from my jade ring!
The next second, the green light transformed into a ball of flame, directly covering the body of the fat Taoist priest!
The fat Taoist priest was shocked. His face was so full of flesh that he was sweating like rain!
"Evil, evil, evil things? Impossible. This is Maoshan, and there is a formation. It is impossible for evil things to get in!"
"Hey, it's good that evil things can't come in, but my people can come in, you silly cow nose! Comrade Lieyan, don't give me face, give him a good beating first and let him show off!"
As soon as I said the words, the fat Taoist priest trembled when he saw this, and quickly threw a yellow talisman from his body, apparently trying to run away!
As a result, before the yellow talisman could be thrown out, the flames burned it into a handful of ashes!
"Aren't you afraid that a bold and evil creature dares to come to Maoshan and be destroyed in ashes?" The fat Taoist priest pointed at the flames with both fingers, his eyes filled with fear!
When I saw it, I felt like laughing...
Originally, the flames could not enter Maoshan. Although Maoshan looked ethereal, there were actually formations here.
As for what the formation is, I don't know; but I heard from Lie Yan that he had tried secretly attaching himself to other people before, or sneaking up on his own, but none of them could reach the top of Maoshan...
Therefore, it can be seen that there is indeed something mysterious on Maoshan Mountain, but ordinary people cannot see it with the naked eye!
And this was Lie Yan's plan later. Lie Yan came up with a perfect way, that is, just like my little lover, hide in my jade ring!
Exactly like this, I came in safe and sound, and Lieyan hiding in the jade ring was even more invisible...
At this time, I glanced at him, causing the fat Taoist priest's eyes to dodge for a moment.
I laughed secretly in my heart. I knew without even guessing that the fat Taoist priest in front of me was not a real master of Maoshan at all. I guess he was just a facade at best.
How could a real Maoshan master be so hopeless?
"If I were to be reduced to ashes, I would also crush you to ashes first!" Lie Yan was not someone to be trifled with either. With just one sentence, he immediately made the fat Taoist priest's legs tremble with fear.
"You, you, you'd better leave right away. This is Maoshan, and we won't allow you to act so recklessly..."
"Let your sister go, I'll beat you up and let you pretend!"
Before the fat Taoist priest could finish his words, I had already punched him with my fist!
With Lie Yan fighting beside me, this time, I can almost say I feel proud!
After a while, Taoist Master Maoshan, who looked like a master just now, already had two dark circles under his eyes, and his lips were swollen like a sausage...
"What on earth do you want to do? Your friend was bitten by a zombie and cannot be saved. You should give up!" the fat Taoist priest said with lingering fear.
"Nonsense, I knew you would not be able to save me, tell me, where is your leader!"
"Master? Is it possible that you can see our master whenever you want?"
"Oh, you're so stubborn?"
Seeing that the fat Taoist priest was so stubborn, I punched him with a few more fists!
After a while, the fat Taoist priest raised his head again. His face, which was already full of flesh, was swollen like a pig's head!
"Our master has been in seclusion for many years, and the poor Taoist has only come in in recent years. He has never seen the master..." The fat Taoist priest said in fear.
"Why don't you say no?" I clapped my hands, and as soon as I took out a few fists, my hands were already covered with oil and sweat. Not to mention, this fat Taoist priest didn't look like a vegetarian Taoist priest at all. Otherwise, why would there be such a thing on his face?
So much oil and sweat?
"It seems that Taoist Master has been eating well recently. He can make fried tofu with all his sweat. I won't embarrass you. Your leader is not here, so you can take me to find another person who can save my friend!" I said!
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"who?"
"You should have heard of Yin Can who was beaten into the suppression tower!"
My voice fell slowly, and Fat Taoist couldn't help but shudder.
"Yin Can? Are you talking about the Yin Can who colluded with the witch twenty years ago and murdered his master?"
"Damn it, don't talk nonsense, or else be careful of the fire next to you, it will burn you to ashes!"
"Pindao is not talking nonsense. Everyone on Maoshan knows these things. They are spread by word of mouth. Who doesn't know? Pindao advises you to give up. Although the traitor Yin Can has a profound deed, he was controlled by someone back then.
Men and other Maoshan masters worked together to break into the Demon Suppression Tower. Now, so many years have passed, and they are probably dead inside..."
"Impossible! My master will never die!"
This time, before I opened my mouth, Lie Yan could no longer hold his breath.
The poor fat Taoist priest didn't know how deeply he loved his master with his eagerness to protect his master; so after he finished speaking these words, soon, not only his clothes, but also his hair were covered with
After one ball, it was burned until it looked like a bald man.
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, little brother, and Mr. Monster, you are so arrogant. I am just trying to make ends meet, so please don't embarrass me..."
"Stop talking nonsense, let's go, take us to the suppression tower!" I glanced at Liangpi not far away, feeling a little anxious.
"The ancestral rules of Maoshan's successive heads are that anyone who breaks into the Suppression Tower without authorization will be severely punished. You can beat me, so don't embarrass me anymore..."
"Isn't it a heavy punishment? Well, if you don't take us there, we will roast it into a roast pig first!"
Under my intimidation and threats, the fat Taoist priest barely put up much resistance and was so frightened by us that he didn't even dare to fart.
When I saw it, I felt so happy in my heart!
Damn it, you were acting cool just now, but now you are acting like a good grandson. These days, turning around is just like eating!
Under the threat of the flames, the fat Taoist priest had almost no room for maneuver, so he had no choice but to agree with us to go to the suppression tower with a grimace!
It's just that the fat Taoist priest also said that there are nine floors in the suppression tower, and countless demons and ghosts are imprisoned on each floor. Most people will die if they go in. He also said that it doesn't matter if we die, don't take an innocent person like him with us.
As for the fat Taoist priest, I simply ignored it. We can lack everything these days, but this cannon fodder is absolutely indispensable!
[Author's digression]: [Book Friends on the Wall]
The second wife said: I finally found a novel that I have always wanted to read, but unfortunately I finished reading it all in 3 days. Alas!!! Now I have to wait for updates every day...
Reply: Isn’t it nice to have something to look forward to every day? I remember I used to read novels, and every time I finished reading a new chapter, I would scold the author for being so slow in updating. There aren’t many sensible book friends like you anymore. Eggs can just walk by.
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