Uncle Quan's voice fell slowly, but I couldn't help but just stood there dumbfounded.
Damn it, is this a joke? I randomly picked up something among the ashes, which is some kind of profound inheritance of physiognomy? Before I could think more about how much benefit this physiognomy can bring to me, my heart was already filled with thoughts.
I remember the horrific scene when that immortal’s body was burned...
I looked left and right, then gritted my teeth and grabbed the wooden stick specially designed for cracking bones!
"What are you doing?" Uncle Quan glanced at me and asked.
I gritted my teeth, put the finger with the jade ring in the air, and grabbed the wooden stick with the other hand, and was about to smash it at the sight...
"I don't want to be like that immortal man. I don't believe I can knock on this broken ring!"
Before I could knock the stick down, Uncle Quan's faint words on the side made my heart sink.
Uncle Quan said calmly: "Silly boy, if this ring can be broken, why should the Lin family's immortal master wait to die?"
I have to say that Uncle Quan's appearance of being so unconcerned about everything made me hate him so much. But I didn't dare to turn my back on him, so I could only throw the stick on the ground with a flattering expression on my face.
He said to Uncle Quan with an expression on his face: "Good Uncle Quan, we all have such deep feelings, you won't refuse to save me even if you die, right? I really didn't know that this jade ring was so evil. If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have dared to beat you to death."
Put it in your pocket..."
After I finished speaking, Uncle Quan rolled his eyes at me, and finally stood up lazily. Upon seeing this, I very wisely took out the cigarettes in my pocket, and lit one for Uncle Quan.
"Your kid has a strong horoscope, so it's not that easy to die." Uncle Quan took a puff of cigarette and said thoughtfully: "But as soon as this jade ring was adopted into your body, it is inevitable that the yang energy will repel you, so if you don't want to have nosebleeds every day,
If the sow's eyes are shining, she has to do something."
I quickly asked: "What's the matter?"
Uncle Quan took a puff of cigarette and then gently blew the smoke on my face and said: "Hurry up and pick up a girl..."
Ten minutes later, Uncle Quan had left the crematorium, and I felt a wave of debauchery in my heart!
I am naturally happy to hear what Uncle Quan said about picking up girls. You know, in the past eighteen years, I have never even held a girl's hand. Several times when I went out to eat with the class beauty Shen Xiaoqin, I always went with a loser.
It seems that I only dare to have sex in my heart, but on the surface I have to pretend to be a gentleman.
But now that I have dropped out of school and come to work in this crematorium, my relationship with Shen Xiaoqin has naturally disappeared. She is a beautiful woman, and it is naturally difficult for me, the cremator of the crematorium, to fall into her eyes.
Following Uncle Quan's instructions to me, I had no choice but to pick up my phone and open WeChat, and struggled to choose from the limited female comments...
"If Shen Xiaoqin can't do it, then you can have sex with Erya from the house next door to me. She's my childhood sweetheart!"
"Damn, the rabbit won't eat the grass next to the nest! Erya and I are like buddies, and Erya regards me as a brother. If she knew that I had such thoughts, with her ability to learn Taekwondo, she would have sent me to the people's army.
The hospital cannot..."
"Hey, Li Ying, the class monitor whom I had a crush on in the second grade of elementary school, is pretty good; but I heard my best friend Qiang Zai say before that this Li Ying is a green tea bitch, and the Apple 6 in her hand is made up of several exes.
The money collected by my boyfriend..."
After I thought about it, the impulse aroused by Uncle Quan just now dissipated a lot. Picking up girls is not a matter of just picking up girls, it also depends on the person!
Seeing that I had gone through the limited number of women in my circle of friends, I still couldn't find one that caught my eye. I shook my head and wondered if I could find some friends to crowdfund so that I could go to Vietnam to buy a wife.
Come on...
And just when I was about to put the phone back in my pocket, suddenly, an idea suddenly flashed in my mind. Then, I quickly opened the address book on my phone and saw the newly added contact at a glance.
"Fang Xueer, 156..."
When I saw the name Fang Xueer, I suddenly remembered that this girl had just given me a bag of snacks before?
I slapped my head suddenly, and then while holding back the ecstasy in my heart, I sent a text message to Fang Xueer's mobile phone number with trembling hands, "Hello, I am Zhou Lingfeng, nice to meet you, please
How old are you? Well, I don’t have a girlfriend yet..."
The next morning when Uncle Quan came to take over, I was already staring at two dark circles under my eyes, holding a power bank in one hand, and holding my mobile phone tightly in the other hand. The text box inside was already piling up.
Hundreds of text messages, that's the result of my hard work last night.
"Boy, go back and rest. Come back here at three in the afternoon." Uncle Quan glanced at me and said.
I nodded quickly, then took off my white coat, grabbed my coat, and walked out. I was so happy that I started thinking about what to eat with Fang Xueer for lunch...
After sleeping for a while at home, I hurriedly took a shower to try my best to eliminate the smell of oil smoke from my body, and then rushed over to the place we had agreed with Fang Xueer.
Fang Xueer is one year younger than me and is currently in her third year of high school. Following our hot chat last night, I unexpectedly made an appointment with her to have lunch with her.
Fang Xueer's high school is a key school in our local area. When I came to the school gate, many students were already walking out carrying schoolbags.
Soon I picked up my cell phone to make a call, and Fang Xueer wearing a school uniform appeared in my sight. I looked at the girl in front of me who could exude a pure temperament even in school uniform, and I felt so happy in my heart.
…
Soon, Fang Xueer and I arrived at a nearby restaurant that was obviously a little crowded. As soon as we sat down at the dining table, before I could chat with Fang Xueer, suddenly, a voice came from not far away.
The voice of a middle-aged man.
"Boss Wu, I told you that ten thousand yuan cannot be less. I see that you are skinny and have no meat. This is a sign of poverty. Do you think your restaurant business has been getting worse and worse over the years? Hey, ten thousand yuan.
Buy a photo, Boss Wu, if you are reluctant to part with the 10,000 yuan, you should tell me earlier, so as to save me from wasting more saliva talking to you about the photo..."
When the voice fell, I quickly looked up and saw at a dining table not far away, a middle-aged man with a big belly and a suit of jute long-sleeved clothes was talking eloquently to the restaurant owner.
For a moment, the restaurant owner was so confused that white hair and sweat broke out on his face.
I looked over intently and noticed that the middle-aged man who was giving a talk to the restaurant owner had a monkey-like look.
And as the appearance of this middle-aged man came into my eyes, I felt that the ring finger wearing the jade ring seemed to tremble, and then, an inexplicable idea suddenly appeared in my mind...
"Sidu's eyes are like monkey ears catching the wind, and his nature is greedy and cunning..."