Chapter 163 The Neighbor's Little Sister Is Growing Up
I've only been out for a few days, and my nice house has become like this.
I stared at Monk Hua with tears in my eyes, but Monk Hua still had a proud look on his face, bragging to me about how he captured the vicious dog after three hundred rounds of fighting...
"Aren't you a monk? You even eat dog meat?" I said.
Monk Hua clasped his hands together, raised his thick eyebrows, and said with a righteous look: "In the past, the Buddha cut meat to feed the eagles, but now the evil dogs roast meat to fill their stomachs with me. This is a courtesy exchange, why not?"
"Fuck..."
Monk Hua's words left me speechless for a while. I shook my head. Fortunately, the landlord didn't come to check the house in the past few days. Otherwise, if the landlord saw the appearance of this house, he would skin me.
I took a look at Monk Hua's room and it was completely uninhabitable, so I had to send the sleeping Xiao Yuqi to the room where I slept before.
"Whose girl is this? She's so pretty. What a pity that she became a Taoist nun? Why don't you worship Buddha with me?" Monk Hua followed me and winked.
I looked back at Monk Hua, who was holding a garbage bag in one hand and a bamboo stick in the other, poking out food scraps and stuffing them into his mouth. Suddenly, I had the urge to give him a brick...
After I placed Xiao Yuqi in my room, I quickly closed the door and said to Liangpi, "There are only two rooms here. How about you share a room with Monk Hua tonight?"
"What about you?" Liangpi looked at me and asked.
I shrugged and said with a look of helplessness on my face: "I'll endure the hardship and sleep on the sofa. I'll call someone over tomorrow to help clean up the house..."
Liangpi nodded expressionlessly, and then walked straight to the room that was torn apart by Monk Hua.
"That is my residence, no one can enter." Monk Hua hung the plastic bag around his neck, holding a bamboo stick in his mouth and said with a look of disdain.
I quickly covered my nose while doing some ideological work with him, saying that Liangpi was a world-weary child with a fragile heart. He was a poor person who needed care. If Monk Hua could use Buddhism to influence him, maybe he could
He received his first disciple in this world, then the second, and the third, and finally carried forward his lineage, leading to the subversion of Buddhism...
After exhausting his words, Monk Hua looked at me with a moved face. After a while, he reluctantly took off the plastic bag from his neck and handed it to me, saying, "I never thought that I could meet someone here."
Such a like-minded person! Here, if I have a bite to eat from now on, I will definitely give you half of it!"
I glanced at the smelly food residue in the plastic bag, suppressed the turmoil in my stomach, and waved my hands repeatedly to say that I was full and wanted to go to bed early...
I slept on the sofa that night, and the two rooms inside were reserved for Xiao Yuqi and Liangpi Dahua Monk respectively.
Xiao Yuqi's place was quite quiet, but in another room, Monk Hua chanted sutras to Liangpi from time to time. Several times, I heard the sound of Liangpi drawing his sword inside.
As for whether it caused a bloody disaster later, I'm not sure.
But what I know is that Monk Hua seems to have had his magic power imprisoned or something, and his strength has weakened a lot, so with Liangpi inside, there is no need to worry that Monk Hua will force him to pick up the soap...
The night passed, and the next morning, when I saw it was the weekend, I quickly called Fang Xueer, whom I had not contacted for several days.
After Fang Xueer heard my call, she seemed a little excited by the voice.
I told Fang Xueer on the phone that she would bring some classmates over here to help me clean up...
Fang Xueer asked me what rewards they would get if I brought my classmates to help.
I thought about it for a while and then asked Xueer on the phone: "What reward do you want? How about I give you a discount if your relatives go to the crematorium in the future?"
After I finished speaking, Fang Xueer on the phone couldn't help but spit at me, and then hung up the phone.
But after a while, a text message came to my phone. It was Fang Xueer asking me how many people I should take with me.
I said it doesn’t take too much, just bring a few people who are as beautiful as you. As soon as I said this, Xueer replied to me with a "==" expression after a while, and asked me to stare at this expression.
For quite a while...
About an hour or two later, there was a knock on the door!
I thought it was Fang Xueer who was here, but when I opened the door, I saw a beautiful woman about twenty-three-four years old, wearing a suspender skirt, with a faintly visible small groove on her chest standing at the door.
"Hello, have you seen my dog?" The beautiful woman looked at me and then asked calmly.
"Dog?"
"Well, that's the shepherd dog I just brought back from Germany... Well, it's white, and it has a white snare around its neck." The beautiful woman exhaled softly.
My mind froze for a moment, and before I could speak, I saw Monk Hua's voice coming from behind me.
"Who is out so early in the morning? Boy, have you seen the bag of food I left last night..."
I suddenly looked back and found that the flower monk behind me was walking out of the room sleepily, and around his neck, there was a white neck collar.
"I'll choke you!" I felt like crying without tears.
"Excuse me, have you seen my dog?" The beautiful woman outside the door did not see Monk Hua. She stared at me with a pair of beautiful eyes and asked again.
I quickly calmed down and said, "No, I didn't see your dog, I'm sorry..."
After I finished speaking, I quickly closed the door. Just in time, the flower monk behind me had already come over.
"You kid, are you hooking up with a beautiful woman again so early in the morning?" Monk Hua said to me with a wink, his two thick eyebrows raised and raised, looking particularly cute.
"I'm hooking up with your sister. I'm looking for a dog! Let me ask you, is the dog you roasted and eaten yesterday white?"
Monk Hua nodded, "It seems that I was greedy at the time, so I just cooked it and didn't pay attention to the color..."
I quickly looked back at Monk Hua's room. There were strands of white dog hair on the ground, and I couldn't help but roll my eyes at him.
"What about that thing around your neck?" I asked.
"Oh, I picked this thing up on the ground. Do you think it looks good on me?" Monk Hua stretched out his neck to me.
I glanced at him and lowered my head to look for something without saying anything.
"What are you looking for?" Hua Monk asked.
"Are there any bricks? I want to knock someone!" I said almost going crazy.
Damn it, what kind of evil did I do in my previous life? Why did I meet Monk Hua?
I stared at Monk Hua and asked, "Let me ask you, didn't you say that the vicious dog that competed with you for food has no owner?"
"yes!"
"Then since you knew that the dog had an owner, why did you catch it and roast it?"
"The vicious dog is so fierce and snatches my food. If I eat it, it is already a great blessing of Buddha..."
"Damn it, the owner of that dog has come to see me now. It's a German shepherd. My brother may not be able to afford it with a month's salary!"
I was a little tired and couldn't sleep. Monk Hua stared at me for a long time and finally said: "Have you been deceived? That vicious dog is definitely not a shepherd dog!"
"How did you know?"
"Nonsense, if that vicious dog is really a shepherd dog, then why didn't I get any mutton smell when I ate it..."
After Monk Hua finished speaking, I felt my head feel dizzy.
Damn it, why did I pick up such a stupid bird?
I asked Monk Hua to go back to the room to melt the Liangpi and stop wandering around in front of me. After a while, there was another knock on the door outside the house.
My heart tightened, and my first reaction was that that beautiful woman was back again.
"I really didn't see your dog here, otherwise..." I opened the door, but before I finished speaking, I suddenly discovered that there was more than one person standing outside the house!
I quickly took a closer look and found that Fang Xueer was standing in front of the door with three or four classmates, looking at me with the corners of her mouth raised slightly.
"Uh, so it's you? I thought it was that person..."
I quickly explained, and glanced at Fang Xueer, and realized that after not seeing her for a while, this little girl seemed to have grown up a bit.
Today, Fang Xueer was seen wearing a pair of pale white denim shorts. Under the shorts, a pair of long legs as white as milk were fully exposed.
Looking at her body, she is wearing a white short-sleeved shirt. Her simple, clean short-sleeved shirt has two slightly bulging breasts. At first glance, she looks like a neighbor girl.
"Brother Lingfeng, long time no see." Fang Xueer looked at me with her beautiful eyes, with a slight smile on the corner of her mouth...