Gu Yanran raised her eyebrows and put her hands on her waist. In front of me, there was a murderous Han Yun who was only wrapped in a bathrobe. The scene was a bit embarrassing for the moment.
"Boy, how many women have you messed with? How come each one is more juicy than the last? However, I think that one is good, mature, and has a big butt. She is a good material for giving birth to a son..." Monk Hua asked me
Thick eyebrows said.
I was a little speechless for a moment, uncle, what time has it been, and are you still in the mood to joke? Haven't you seen the murderous look in the eyes of these two women?
"Why are you here?" I touched my nose and smiled bitterly at Gu Yanran.
Gu Yanran turned a deaf ear to my words and walked directly to Han Yun's side.
"Sister Yun, are you okay?" Gu Yanran took the initiative to say to Han Yun.
This time, I was completely confused!
"You two know each other?"
"Humph, I met Sister Yun in Korea. Did you bully her? She rarely gets angry!" Gu Yanran looked at me eagerly.
I was about to say that I wasn't bullying, but Monk Hua on the side already said for me carelessly: "I wasn't bullying, I just watched her take a shower, so it's not bullying..."
"I'll go, shut up!" I quickly told Monk Hua to stop talking, but at this time, Han Yun was already so angry that his delicate body was trembling, and his little face was even more cold.
Fortunately, at this time, passers-by had already gathered around to watch. Even though it was dark, Han Yun's face suddenly darkened!
"Sister Yun, did this shameless person bully you?" Gu Yanran said from the side.
But Han Yun already snorted coldly, and then pulled Gu Yanran and walked back...
"Hey, kid, you've earned it. You actually saw a beauty bath. Look at that butt. It's round and strong. It's definitely good material for giving birth to babies. Otherwise, you can just marry me..." Monk Hua was still there.
He didn't think the matter was serious enough, so he shouted at the top of his lungs.
My face turned red, Han Yun turned around, his cold gaze almost made my anus tighten!
"Don't let me see you again!"
Han Yun left without saying a word and left with Gu Yanran.
I looked at the two people who were gradually disappearing into the night, and couldn't help but sigh, "Uncle, I didn't even see the front. It's a good thing, but it actually caused a stir..."
I glared at Monk Hua angrily and walked back without thinking about myself.
At this time, Monk Hua had already forgotten all about stealing the dog. He stood next to me and asked me to describe the live broadcast of the beauty bath at that time...
After I returned home, I quickly fell asleep, and late at night, I suddenly heard a slight sound coming from the door.
As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw the door open and a familiar figure walk in.
"Why are you coming back now?" I said to that figure.
The figure turned his back to me and muttered for a moment, "Are you still not asleep?"
"After sleeping for a while, let me ask you, why are you back now?" I asked again.
Liangpi turned around and glanced at me. In the dim light, I noticed that his face seemed a little pale.
I wanted to get up and turn on the light, but Liangpi had already gone straight back to the room.
"If there's nothing wrong, don't disturb me..." Liangpi said without saying a word.
My mind was stunned. Damn it, is this guy going to defy God? How dare he speak to me like that!
I turned on the light and wanted to go in and find out!
But when I turned on the light, I found traces of blood on the ground!
I was shocked. This blood stain came from Liangpi when he walked by!
"Holy shit, are you hurt?"
I rushed in immediately, and at this time, the flower monk in the room had also been awakened by me.
Liangpi was sitting cross-legged on the ground, not even looking at me, and said expressionlessly: "You don't have to worry about my affairs."
"Your uncle, I saved your life. Do you want to rebel?"
Without saying a word, I pulled away Liangpi's hand covering his lower abdomen!
The next second, I saw a shocking wound on Liangpi's lower abdomen. The wound was covered in blood, and even his clothes were stained.
"How did you get injured? You are still covering such a serious injury. Do you think your life is long?"
I couldn't help but take a breath. Monk Hua said before that Liangpi was very strange these days. I didn't quite believe it. Now I see with my own eyes that this kid has such a serious wound on his body. Even a fool knows that this guy must be
Did you do something dangerous?
I asked Liangpi several times how he got injured, but he didn't reply to me.
In desperation, I had to hastily bandage his wound to stop the bleeding. In the middle of the night, there was a noise, which made Xiao Yuqi in the next room run over...
"What a sin. Why did I accept a younger brother like you?" I was about to cry, but Monk Hua beside me nodded and applauded, saying that only men who have been injured are good candidates to be monks.
Regarding what Monk Hua said, I just gave it a shit. What I am most curious about right now is what Liangpi has been doing since he rose up late and came back late these past few days.
After my repeated questioning, Liangpi finally raised his head, the scar on his face moved slightly, and he said softly: "I'm going to kill the Tao."
"Zhan Dao?"
"Cut off my original way..." Liangpi said.
"What the hell?"
I thought for a moment, uncle, why don't you speak more seriously? I asked you why you were there, and you replied that you were going to kill the road? You said that you were going to Yechuang Widow Village, and I still believed it...
I shook my head and was too lazy to ask any more questions. If you want to do it, just do it. It's so late at night and I don't have time to talk nonsense with you. You should go to bed.
I drove Xiao Yuqi back to the room. This little girl was too innocent. When she saw Liangpi being injured, she was so anxious that she almost shed tears...
After struggling for half the night, when I woke up after sleeping for a while, it was already broad daylight.
As agreed before, I took Xiao Yuqi back to the crematorium. Sister Liu went to the hospital to see the director today. Uncle Quan was on duty last night and had a rest in the morning.
For a while, Xiao Yuqi and I were the only ones left in the crematorium. As for Li Qiang who was sleeping in the car outside, we could almost ignore it.
I don’t know whether I should call it good luck or bad luck. At ten o’clock in the morning, just as Xiao Yuqi and I were chatting and laughing, there was a sound of horns at the door of the crematorium.
Obviously, a "guest" came to the door.
I greeted Xiao Yuqi and said, "Sister Liu went to the hospital to see the director today. I guess there are guests coming. You can do the makeup by yourself, right?"
Xiao Yuqi's expression changed slightly, but she still nodded with difficulty.
In the past few days, Sister Liu taught Xiao Yuqi step by step how to put makeup on the body. Xiao Yuqi is also quite smart. In just a few days, she has learned most of Sister Liu's makeup skills.
Now that Sister Liu is away, the task of putting on makeup will naturally fall on her...
"You wait here, I'll go outside first."
After saying that, I went straight out of the dressing room, and as soon as I came out, sure enough, I saw a minivan slowly driving in outside the crematorium gate.
The driver Li Qiang stretched out his head to take a look, then got back into the car to sleep.
I could only silently despise him in my heart. You deserve to be a hearse driver all the time. When guests come to the door, you don’t greet them. No wonder you have always been a veteran driver...
The minivan drove to the entrance of the condolence hall. As soon as the van stopped, I quickly pulled the minivan over with a serious look on my face.
At this time, a few people got out of the minivan first.
I looked up and found that these people were not wearing the linen clothes that ordinary family members should wear...
"Thank you for your hard work, little master."
As soon as I pushed the cart over, a man in black took out a red envelope from his pocket and handed it to me.
"Good luck..." the man in black said to me.
I nodded and said that there were regulations from above not to accept red envelopes, while I leaned over and opened my pocket with one hand.
The man in black was also quite sensible. He patted me on the shoulder and stuffed the red envelope into my pocket.
Soon, the back compartment of the minivan was opened. Several other men pulled the trolley over and pulled out a coffin from the trunk...
"Do you have a death certificate?" I said to the man in black in a familiar manner.
The man in black nodded and said yes, and then took out a certificate stamped by the hospital from his body!
I checked it and found that there was nothing wrong with the death certificate, then I motioned for them to push the coffin into the dressing room and let Xiao Yuqi show off...