As soon as I finished speaking, those men all looked at the man in black who I was threatening.
I wanted to go to that treasure hunting street with Uncle Quan, but the two old men made an excuse and said they were going to the dressing room next door to drink. But when I went there half an hour later, they had disappeared.
"Uncle, you don't even want to play with me!" I was a little indignant.
Xiao Yuqi on the side opened her big eyes and said innocently: "Brother Lingfeng, you just mentioned the advantages and strengths of that man and woman, why did the two of them want to beat your ass?"
"Um, spank me? Don't say that nonsense. They just spanked me, not my ass." My heart skipped a beat. I remembered that earlier, Uncle Quan asked me what an asshole was. I also
I told him it was just a spanking...
"Brother Ling Feng, then why do you say that men have one advantage and women have two advantages? What do you mean? Don't men have loopholes and shortcomings?"
I touched my nose and said, "Well, don't ask so many questions as a child. You will know when you grow up."
"But I want to know now... I'm not young anymore." Xiao Yuqi blinked her big eyes and stared at me with a pure face.
I took a look and felt as if a horse was galloping past!
Okay, now I’m going to teach the kids a bad lesson...
Just when I was thinking about how to reasonably explain the advantages of this man's virginity, suddenly, an obscene voice came from outside the crematorium.
"Comrade Zhou Lingfeng, how are you doing recently?"
I tilted my head and at a glance I saw Comrade Xia Liu, whom I had not seen for a long time, walking over in a swaggering manner.
But after not seeing each other for a while, I found that this guy's belly was a lot bigger, and the fat on his face was as heavy as the breasts of a cow that swayed when it walked...
"If I'm well, you'll be fine, right?" I approached him with the same smile and took the initiative to open my arms.
"Hey, that's necessary. What kind of friendship do we have?"
Xia Liu also hugged me, and after a few simple greetings, the two of us separated, and then we both looked at each other and smiled.
"You kid, you've been doing well lately!" Xia Liu was holding something in his hand at the moment. It was the wallet in my pocket, which this guy had taken advantage of when we hugged her just now.
But I smiled calmly and raised the things in my hands.
"Comrade Xia Liu is living a good life recently, and his wallet is quite bulging..."
I pinched the bulging wallet that I had also taken from Xia Liu's pocket, and Taoist Xia Liu was stunned for a moment!
"You're pretty good, kid!"
"Hehe, I learned it from you."
I threw the wallet back to Xia Liu. Xia Liu also handed the wallet to me lazily, and then sat down next to Xiao Yuqi.
"Oh, that's right. I deceived a little girl again. I said Comrade Zhou Lingfeng, although you are still young, you should also pay attention to body control. Also, this little sister is not yet an adult. You just deceived me like this. Yes.
Aren’t you a bit too pushy? You said there are so many bachelors in our country, what should they do?”
"Fuck you, a dog can't spit out ivory from its mouth!" I glanced out of the corner of my eye and noticed that Xiao Yuqi was blushing to her neck. She trotted out without saying a word. Apparently she was too thin-skinned to stand up to Xia Liu.
teasing...
"Hehe, this is just a joke, don't take it seriously." Xia Liu took a bottle of beer from the wine box in the corner very familiarly, then bit his teeth and actually opened the lid of the beer.
"You must be using your mouth for blacksmithing." I teased.
Taoist Xia Liu took a sip and said with a smile: "No matter how powerful this man's mouth is, it can't compare to a woman's two mouths..."
"Fuck you, come here today. If you have anything to say, just tell me. I'm still busy."
"Busy?" Taoist Xia Liu looked at me with deep contempt, then crossed his legs and lit up a cigarette.
"How's it going? Is your food delicious recently? Are you making rapid progress in everything you study?" Taoist Xia Liu said quietly.
My heart was shaken violently. Damn it, this guy texted me yesterday and it kept me awake all night.
Now that I'm here, I definitely have to figure it out!
"If you fart, let it go quickly and stop showing off!" I said angrily.
"Hehe, you are quite aggressive. I am kind enough to come over and give you some guidance. Since you are so fierce, I suddenly feel that there is no need to tell you."
"No, Uncle Xia, handsome guy Xia, I was just ignorant, come on, have a drink!"
I quickly surrendered. Damn it, Taoist Xia Liu has the same personality as me. He accepts soft things but not hard words.
"Hey, that's pretty much it." Xia Liu took a sip and swayed with his legs crossed. It made me want to give him a few slaps to see if he was still pretending to be cool.
"Now, there are two pieces of news, which one do you want to hear first?" Xia Liu said.
I frowned, "Let's talk about the bad stuff first."
"The bad news is, you might be fucked..."
"What's the meaning?"
"That's right, you are going to be fucked!" Xia Liu made a gesture of wiping his neck towards me.
I was even more confused this time!
I'm so good, why would someone want to fuck me? How much hatred and resentment, even if they are jealous of my handsomeness, it won't be like this, right?
Could it be the Inferi, but it doesn't look like that. That guy just got seriously injured and will definitely not be able to come for a while, or is it the Zombie King? That's also impossible. If that thing comes out, it's probably
Minutes and seconds passed before I could wait until Xia Liu came to give me a report...
I shook my head and said, "Who wants to fuck me? Did I kill his whole family?"
"Hey, this is good news."
Xia Liu deliberately smiled mysteriously, then Gulu blew half a bottle of beer, then wiped his mouth and said: "The good news is that the person who wants to fuck you is a beautiful woman; and you have to avoid this disaster,
Very simple answer, then you just fucked her..."
This time, Taoist Xia Liu stretched out a finger with one hand, then made an empty fist with one hand, and moved his fingers in and out of the empty fist obscenely.
"Fuck you, uncle, can you be more serious?" I rolled my eyes.
"I have always been very serious, but the seriousness is not obvious. I have already said the news, and you can figure out what to do next."
"I lost your sister, so even if you tell me, I'm still confused. What beautiful woman, what did I do to her?" I quickly asked.
Taoist Xia Liu rolled his eyes and rubbed his index finger and thumb back and forth, obviously trying to get some benefits.
"Your uncle, it doesn't cost you money, it costs your life!" I said.
"Hey, it's okay if you don't have money. Just use other things to exchange for it. If you know this, it will definitely benefit you a lot. Even your descendants will be blessed continuously in the future..."
"Really? You won't lie to me because I don't have enough education, right?" I was stunned. This actually affects my descendants? What kind of international joke are you kidding me?
But Fatty Xia nodded repeatedly and said that if he lied to me, he would recognize me as my father.
I gritted my teeth. I knew Fatty Xia well. Although Xia Liu was usually lecherous and greedy, he was a bit despicable, but he didn't seem like someone who would make trouble out of nothing...
"Okay, come here and I'll show you something good."
As I said that, I led Xia Liu towards the incineration room. At this time, the fire in the crematorium in the incineration room was almost burning.
"Why does it have such a strong ginseng smell? Could it be that you masturbated too much and had kidney deficiency, so you secretly bought it to replenish your kidneys?" Xia Liujian said with a smile.
But the next second, as I pointed at the crematorium with my hand, I saw Xia Liu's eyes almost light up, and he couldn't help but rub his hands again and again.
"This, this, this is..."
"Taisui, you must have heard of it." I said.
At this time, Xia Liu's eyes straightened, staring at the crematorium as if he were looking at his wife.
"Hehe, you have such a good thing and you didn't call me earlier. Grandma is so unscrupulous... But now you are rich."
Taoist Xia Liu rubbed his hands and wanted to get closer.
But I stopped him, and then said to him: "There is no free lunch in the world. This Tai Sui burned to ashes, but if you sell it, it will definitely be much more valuable than those living ginseng. Let's do it. I'll share it with you."
I’ll give you one tenth of it, how about you tell me about it?”
“One tenth?”
"What the hell, 50%? If Uncle Quan knew, he would definitely kill me." I waved my hands and said no.
Fatty Xia rolled his eyes, "Then I'll take a step back, 40%, no more."
"Fuck you, 20%, if you want, just say it, if not, get out." I said forcefully.
Fatty Xia hesitated for a moment, and finally said yes with an indignant look.
Soon, Fatty Xia came close to my ear and said with a vulgar expression: "Boy, I told you a long time ago that besides you and me, there are three other people in the Five Arts inheritance..."
I nodded.
Fatty Xia continued: "And that beautiful woman who wants to fuck you is the person who inherits the art of divination. In the early days, there were only four arts in metaphysics. Phraseology and divination were one, but later they became separated for some unknown reason.
But since then, the heirs of Xiang and Divination have formed a strange rule. The two of them often have only one result, either falling in love and becoming one, or killing each other and leaving one person alone..."