Chapter 278 There are always people who want to harm me
For a long time, I felt sad holding the jade comb left by Mu Qing. Not only did I work at the crematorium during the day, but I was also on duty at the crematorium at night. I wanted to be alone, because I could only let myself
Only when I have something to do can I get used to the days when my little lover is not around.
During the day, I am still careless, but at night, after closing the door of the crematorium, I often go back to the crematorium and drink alone.
I am not a good drinker, and I drank until I vomited several times. Sometimes, I seemed to see Mu Qing’s figure appearing at the door of the incineration room.
But when I walked over to hug her, the figure disappeared in a flash like a splash of water.
I know that all this is an illusion, but even if it is an illusion, it makes me happy every time it appears.
Time passed slowly like this, and life seemed to be returning to peace.
Occasionally, I would take out my little lover’s jade comb and stare at the comb in a daze.
During this period, Fang Xueer's visits to me became more frequent and proactive.
Finally, when my parents urged me to stop, I took Fang Xueer home.
It's strange to say that before I went home, I told Fang Xueer truthfully that she would be the mother of the small house for me. I thought that Fang Xueer would be unwilling or unwilling or something. After all, it also related to him.
Reputation, in the end, Fang Xueer only hesitated for a moment and quickly agreed.
I was a little surprised by Fang Xueer's cheerfulness.
But I finally took Fang Xueer home. Two-year-old Xiaoshe couldn’t even speak, and before I went home, I specially let Xiaoshe play with Fang Xueer for a few days, which caused me to take Fang Xueer with me.
When I got home, Xiaoshe was very familiar with her and asked Fang Xueer to hug her.
This tender scene immediately convinced my parents.
Especially my mother, after seeing how beautiful Xiaoxue was, she couldn't help but smile from ear to ear. She would go out and tell everyone how promising her son was and that he had found a very beautiful girlfriend.
In our hometown, early marriage and early childbearing are actually quite common. In addition, Xiaoshe is really cute, so Xiaoshe's identity is really sealed in this way.
Later, I communicated with Uncle Quan and the others, and since my parents agreed, I simply let him continue to live in this small house.
Although I may be despised by some people, I think it is worth it in exchange for Xiaoshe's worry-free childhood.
Uncle Quan and Old Man Yin were also very supportive of my decision. Then I told Fatty Xia and Xiao Yuqi and asked them to help me keep this secret.
After settling the matter in the small house, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, but I didn't expect that one day in the future, my kind act today would almost bring disaster to the people around me... Of course, this was also
That’s a story for another day.
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I thought life would just go by like this, but soon I discovered that I, Zhou Lingfeng, was not born to live a peaceful life.
One morning, I had just finished working the night shift, and when I was about to go home and sleep in a drowsy state, I suddenly heard a vibration from my cell phone in my pocket.
I picked it up and took a look, and saw that Hua Monk, who had been using WeChat for three months but only knew how to shake the bottle and fish out the bottle, actually sent me a voice message.
I clicked it and listened.
"Boy, if you don't come back, the house will be demolished..."
The sound was very short, and I felt suspicious when I heard it.
If this voice message was sent to me by Deng Youde or Fatty Xia, then I would definitely believe it, but if it was sent by Monk Hua himself, it would be a bit weird.
Among the few people living in the house, Monk Hua has the halo attribute of being demolished by the urban management. If he didn't demolish the house, I would have burned incense and worshiped Buddha. I never thought that anyone else would take his place.
I hurried back to the rental house.
About half an hour later, as soon as I entered the house, I almost lost my head!
I saw that the house was already in a mess, and when I glanced around, I saw Monk Hua, who had spoken to me, leisurely eating dog meat in a corner with a bowl in his hand.
"What's going on?" I couldn't help but ask.
Monk Hua pointed to the room and said, "You'll know if you go and take a look. It's going to be fun now."
I hurriedly walked into the room, but when I entered, I saw the bodies of Fatty Xia and Deng Youde, hanging on the wall unable to move.
"Brother Feng, save me." Deng Youde shouted.
"Fuck, if you ask me to enlarge your breasts again, I'll bury you first," I said.
Deng Youde was speechless for a moment, with a look of annoyance on his face.
I glanced around, and when I looked to the other side, I saw a fat man standing there with a face as dark as coal!
My mind was stunned and I almost didn’t react!
How did he come back to life??
I looked over carefully and saw that the fat man with a dark face who had been lying there for a long time after I brought him back from the tomb was standing in front of me alive!
"Holy shit, the corpse has been raised?" I exclaimed.
"I'm sorry, he's not dead at all. Grandma is such a bear. She's so cruel!" Fatty Xia, who was hung on the wall, said angrily.
I quickly looked away, and sure enough, the fat man's dark face, thick eyebrows and big eyes exuded an intimidating majesty. At a glance, he gave me an aura of calmness and self-importance!
However, when I looked at him, I almost laughed out loud.
I saw that the upper body of the fat man with a black face was still wearing the clothes I had put on him, but his lower body was only covered with a big red plastic bag used as underpants. There was nothing below the thighs, and only the dense leg hair could be seen.
"Damn it, didn't I remember to put on your pants?" I frowned.
I looked at Fatty Xia and Deng Youde who were hanging on the wall, and asked, "What did you do again?"
"I didn't do anything." Fatty Xia said calmly.
Deng Youde on the side was full of grievances and said: "Fatty Xia said that he was short of money recently, so he came over to check if there were any valuables on this guy who was dug out of the tomb, but we didn't expect that we found something valuable on his butt.
After inserting a jade anal plug, as soon as he pulled it out, this guy suddenly woke up and hung the two of us on the wall..."
"Fart, it's obviously you who pulled out the butt plug. I even advised you to stay safe when meeting people so that we can meet each other easily in the future..."
"Damn it, you said you were short of money so I pulled out the butt plug for you..."
Two guys hung on the wall complained about each other whenever they disagreed.
I saw it in my eyes, but deep down in my heart I felt like crying!
Although I don't read much, I still know about anal plugs.
Anal plug, as the name suggests, is a thing that plugs the anus. In ancient times, some emperors and nobles would often plug the seven orifices of the corpse when they were buried, and anal plug is one of them...
Fatty Xia and Deng Youde were simply crazy. Not only did they strip off all their clothes and accessories, they even took the butt plugs away. No wonder the fat man with a black face suddenly pretended to be a corpse!
I looked back at the fat man with a black face not far from me, and couldn't help but said: "Brother, are you considered a living person or a dead person now?"
As soon as I finished speaking, the fat man with black face became furious and said: "Wang Zhi, who are you, and what qualifications do you have to call me a brother?"
"Damn it, you are so awesome and coaxing, but you don't want to call me a big brother?"
I was a little confused, but soon, an idea flashed through my mind, and I quickly remembered the identity of this fat man with a black face.
I quickly changed my smile and said, "I bet you are the Emperor of Qin. I wonder if you are the First Emperor of Qin or the Second Emperor of Qin?"
As soon as I said this, the fat man with black face looked even more ugly.
"What Qin Shihuang? I am the emperor of a generation. I started the great Qin Dynasty. You all have to call me His Majesty..."
To be honest, what this fat man with a black face said was really powerful and majestic!
But the only thing that failed was the red plastic bag fluttering in the wind on his crotch. No matter how majestic and powerful the words of the fat black-faced man were, they made me want to laugh.
"Where are my thousands of troops? Why do I appear here?"
Looking at the elegant words of the fat man with a black face, I was already sure of this guy's identity: he was really Qin Shihuang!
I couldn't believe that the man in front of me, who had a dark complexion, was not too tall, and looked like an honest peasant uncle, could actually be the famous Qin Shihuang in the history books.
But I quickly remembered that Qin Shihuang seemed to be a name given to him by later generations, and the fat man with a black face who was the person involved didn't seem to know it yet.
"Comrade Ying Zheng, how about I go get you a pair of trousers to put on first."
"Bastard, how dare you call me by my name?"
Seeing that Qin Shihuang was going to be furious, I hurriedly stepped on the Tiangang Steps!
But what surprised me was that Qin Shihuang’s abilities seemed to be quite extraordinary!
I saw him suspended in mid-air, his majestic gaze sweeping over me, which immediately made me feel like I was being weighed down heavily!
And he flipped his palm, and suddenly, a gust of wind blew towards me!
I was shocked, this emperor in this life is really not worthy!!
The strong wind was so fierce that it blew the whole room into pieces at once, and the eye of this strong wind continued to roll towards my body at an unabated speed!
"It looks like there are quite a few brushes!"
I didn't dare to be careless and quickly stepped on the Tiangang Step!
"Humph, the light of rice grains!!" Qin Shihuang was extremely domineering. He grabbed the air with his other hand, and a ball of air immediately enveloped my whole body, making it difficult for me to move even an inch!
Immediately afterwards, the strong wind came again, threatening to roll me up into the air and then smash me into a meat pie!
I snorted coldly and took out the smaller willow sword from my pocket with one hand!
In the midst of the lightning and flint, the willow sword in my hand suddenly grew in size. I held the hilt of the sword with both hands, and then jumped up and raised the sword to slash at the air current and the strong wind that hit my face!
"The shooting stars catch up with the moon!!"
The willow sword slashed down, a sound broke through the air, and the strong wind suddenly disappeared without a trace!
A flash of surprise flashed in Qin Shihuang's eyes, but before he could take action again, I raised a sneer at the corner of my mouth and rushed towards him with Tiangang Steps!
"It's unreasonable. There are always unscrupulous people who want to harm me..."
Before Qin Shihuang finished speaking, I had already appeared in front of him, with the willow sword in my hand placed on his neck!
"Comrade Ying Zheng, you'd better calm down for a while, or I will set your "red pants" on fire and leave you with chrysanthemums all over the floor..."
[Author's digression]: The fat man with black face is Qin Shihuang. Who could be the buried concubine who disappeared in the empty white jade coffin?