Chapter 292 The Peerless Secret Book of Jin Ping Mei?
Early the next morning, a group of us said goodbye to several leaders of the Bull Demon Tribe and prepared to leave the demon world.
Before leaving, several bull demon leaders had a few words with Xueluo. Finally, Xueluo translated to me and said that these bull demon leaders were very grateful to me for the flowers of life and death that I had given them before and saved many of their tribesmen.
I asked Xueluo to answer for me and said that it was nothing. After all, they also helped me find the whereabouts of Old Man Yin and Mrs. Hua. This alone was enough to offset the value of the Flower of Life and Death.
But in the end, a few bull demons didn’t know whether they were infected by my domineering aura or something, but they actually looked at each other and took out a box covered with dust and said to me
The things inside the box are treasures passed down from generation to generation by the leaders of their Niu Demon tribe.
But as for the use of this treasure, I asked Xueluo to ask it several times for me. Several bull demon leaders couldn't explain the reason. They just kept saying that it was left by their ancestors and it must be useful.
Yes, but I'm sorry, they don't know how to use it specifically.
I opened the box and took a look, and found a bronze cow sculpture lying inside. It looked lifelike, but the horns on top looked a bit like the paint was peeling off.
As soon as Fatty Xia on the side saw that I had something, he came over to me, then shook his head and said: "Two hundred yuan, no more."
"Get out of here, you are a little polite. I'm selling you for three hundred..." I said.
Fatty Xia rolled his eyes at me, and he obviously felt that the bull eagles given by the leaders of the bull demon tribe really seemed to have little value.
However, hospitality is hard to refuse, so I didn’t say much. I just said thank you to several bull demon leaders, then put the bull sculpture back into the box and put it in my pocket.
In this way, we thanked several bull demon leaders several times, and Xueluo was very reasonable and gave the bull demon leaders two controllable wooden puppets, which made the bull demon leaders grin with joy...
The bull demon leaders personally sent us to the exit of the demon world. I looked back at the vast but desolate land of the demon world behind me, and a beautiful figure suddenly flashed in my mind.
Gone, the demon world, came in a hurry and left in a hurry... In a short period of time, I think the one who impressed me most deeply in the demon world was probably the beautiful woman from the Baihua tribe.
I heard from old man Chen Mie that that beautiful woman is the patriarch of the Baihua Clan, and is said to be the most beautiful woman in the demon world. Her name is the same as her smile, called Hua Qingcheng.
A group of people walked out from the demon world exit, and when it was my turn, I felt that when I stepped into the demon world exit with one foot, I don’t know whether it was because of the chaos in the demon world exit space or because of my own misunderstanding.
It was as if he felt the box containing the cow sculpture in his pocket vibrate.
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After leaving the demon world, the group returned to the deserted island they had been to before.
I took a look at the countless huge rocks scattered around, and then looked at Mrs. Nahua's face, and there was a complicated look on her face.
This time in the demon world, Mrs. Hua is afraid that she will never return to the demon world where she was born and raised.
I saw Mrs. Hua sighing and quickly winked at Old Man Yin who was standing aside.
Old man Yin suddenly understood, and quickly showed a gentle expression, and pretended to grab Mrs. Hua's hand. After a few words of comfort, Mrs. Hua's face relaxed a little...
"Boy." At this time, old man Chen Mie, who had been meeting Monk Hua late in the back, came over.
"What's the matter?" I said.
Old man Chen Mie said with a treacherous look on his face: "I'll discuss something with you."
I raised my eyebrows and looked at the old guy in front of me who was countless years older than me. Suddenly my anus tightened and I hurriedly stretched out my hand to protect my anus.
"What do you want to do?"
Old man Chen Mie glanced at me with a look of disgust on his face and said, "Boy, are you interested in finding a master?"
"Master?" I was stunned for a moment, then pointed to Old Man Yin behind me and said, "You are late, Master, I have already accepted one."
"It doesn't matter, as long as you are willing, I can ask him to expel you from the master immediately. I said, how about you become my apprentice?"
As soon as the old man Chen Mie finished speaking, I couldn't help but sigh!
Are you kidding? You are an ancestor of Maoshan. Old Man Yin is just your disciple. You actually take the initiative to accept me as your disciple?
This is completely unscientific!
At this moment, I even thought that I had drank too much tea in the recent Millennium Tai Sui period, so my Wang Ba Qi was leaking more and more, which led to my continuous good luck.
But when I took another look at the smiling old man Chen Mie and his few white beards that were so sparse that they were about to fall out, I suddenly came back to my senses.
There must be something evil when things go wrong. This old guy wants to take me on as his apprentice for no reason. He must have some ulterior motive. There is no such thing as a free lunch.
I said righteously: "I'm sorry, I know my qualifications are very high, but I can't serve two masters as an apprentice..."
"Are you highly qualified?" Old Chen Mie glared at me and said, "To be honest, what I care about is not your qualifications, but your fate."
"What do you mean?"
The old man asked: "Then do you know why you always survive every time you encounter a crisis?"
I said: "Because there are noble people around me."
"Wrong, that's because you have a profound destiny. I've seen your destiny, which is half water and half fire. The evil fortunes that should be in conflict with each other have merged with each other in you. This also leads to the fact that you often have noble people to help you.
He survived many disasters..."
I rolled my eyes and said, "Talk like a human being."
"You are a crimson fate that is rare to see in a hundred years."
"What the hell, you have a bad fate, you are a bad fate, your whole family is a bad fate..."
I was about to get mad and looked around at the ground.
The old man asked: "It's Jiang Fate, Tianxuan Thirty-six Fate. You are the most special one. What are you looking for?"
"I'm looking for bricks and I'm going to beat you to death so that you don't have to talk nonsense."
Seeing that I didn't believe it, the old man pulled me aside and said to me: "Boy, I don't have much time left. If you are willing to be my apprentice, how about I teach you a unique secret book?"
When I heard this, my eyes immediately lit up!
This old man Chen Mie is the ancestor of Maoshan, and his unique secrets must not be much different.
"Okay, but I have to inspect the goods first." I said.
The old man hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth and nodded in agreement.
The old man took it out of his arms for a long time. Finally, just when I was about to get impatient, I saw that he had already taken out an ancient book with yellowed pages.
My heart suddenly moved, and I quickly took a closer look!
But when I really looked around, I found three big characters written on the ancient book in the old man’s hand: "Jin Ping Mei..."
"Fuck, are you kidding me?"
This damn old man is trying to trick me. I almost believed your lies. I drove the old man away without saying a word. I was too lazy to talk nonsense with him. Are you teasing me? Your secret book is Jin Ping Mei? I dare you to teach me.
Do I have thirty-six skills in bed?
I finally understood the old man's irregularity.
After a while, after everyone had rested, they left the desert island and headed for Lu County.
On the way back, old man Chen Mie almost never stopped trying to persuade me to accept me as his apprentice.
Or you can say that I am born with a rare destiny that is rare in a hundred years, and that I am a good candidate to be a Taoist priest, so I cannot waste this excellent destiny.
Or he said that he didn't have much time left, and hoped to find a close disciple to inherit his skills and heroic demeanor, so that he could die in peace.
Originally, I was a little interested in hearing him talk about inheriting his skills, but when I heard that he wanted to inherit his heroic demeanor, I looked at him for a long time and couldn't see anything about him that made him a hero.
What I couldn't accept the most was that old man Chen Mie said that when he became his disciple, he would take Maoshan as his righteousness no matter what. This meant that whatever I did in the future, I would do everything from the standpoint of a Taoist priest from Maoshan.
This is all just a joke, okay? As for those Maoshan cow noses, it would be great if I don’t cause trouble for them, but if they want me to stand in the same team as them, don’t even think about it!!
Three days later, when we returned to the crematorium, I saw a slim figure of a girl standing at the door of the crematorium.
I took a closer look and saw that this girl was none other than Gu Yanran, whom I hadn't seen for a long time...
Gu Yanran is the granddaughter of the old man from the Cheng family who asked me to move his tomb a long time ago.
At that time, I helped the old man from the Cheng family move the ancestral tomb, but unexpectedly a faceless girl was moved out. In the end, among the people who moved the tomb together, only Xue Chen survived.
As for the person involved, Mr. Cheng seemed to be frightened and hurt in the end, and died not long after returning home.
This also made Gu Yanran hate me a little more. The girl behind me is still in the same group as Han Yun, and she often encourages Han Yun to deal with me...
I looked at Gu Yanran, who was wandering at the entrance of the crematorium not far away, with a worried look on his face, and couldn't help but frown.
"What is this guy doing here?" I thought to myself.
Others had already entered the crematorium. When Fang Xueer saw Gu Yan, she wanted to leave but I held her hand.
I said to Fang Xueer: "Let's go, you accompany me to see why she came to me."
Before Fang Xueer could react, I had already pulled her towards Gu Yanran.
As soon as Gu Yanran saw me, she quickly said, "Shameless man, where did you go?"
Gu Yanran made me a little unhappy as soon as she opened her mouth. Didn't I just touch your breast at the beginning? But am I still worried about it now?
Seeing that I didn't reply, Gu Yanran looked at Fang Xueer beside me with her beautiful eyes, and said angrily: "Humph, we haven't seen each other for a few months, and you changed your girlfriend again?"
Let me go. Now I feel unhappy. Are you here to cause trouble?
"You have to worry about me changing my girlfriend? If there's nothing else, I don't have time to nag with a young lady like you, so I'll leave first."
After saying that, I pulled Fang Xueer and prepared to enter the crematorium, but as soon as I stepped forward, Gu Yanran's angry voice came from behind.
"Shameless man, stop!"
"What's going on?" I lazily turned around and asked.
Gu Yanran's expression was a little complicated, and the look in her eyes seemed to be a little hesitant and complicated.
After a while, just when I was about to lose my patience, Gu Yanran suddenly said something that shocked my heart!
"Shameless person, do you remember sister Han Yun?" Gu Yanran said.