After finishing the day's work and waiting for Uncle Quan to take over, I returned to the rental house.
At this time, the rental house was obviously very lively!
There are many people crowded together in the huge room!
As soon as I entered, I saw these guys sitting together. There was a stove in the middle. The flower monk on one side was seriously explaining how to eat the dog meat hanging on the stove.
The best enjoyment…
"I'm telling you, gentlemen, can't you go to the balcony to have a barbecue? How do you fix the house if it's burned down?" I glanced at Monk Hua and the others and said angrily.
"Silly boy, are you stupid? What should I do if I find out that I just roasted the dog I just stole?" Monk Hua muttered to me.
My old face turned dark, uncle, you are the most useless monk. You steal other people's pet dogs and eat them at every turn.
"That's right, you shameless person, are you afraid that we won't give you food?" Gu Yanran in the crowd also said.
I touched my nose and saw that these guys were all aiming their guns at me.
"I said, Gu Xiaoniu, you come to my place every day to give me a lot of soup, why don't you bring me a bowl too?" I said.
This Gu Yanran has been coming here almost every day since she changed Liangpi's heart.
And every day, this young girl with a rich and beautiful background would always try her best to give Liangpi various soups. Several times, I watched Liangpi drink the soup with an expressionless face while being talked about by Gu Yanran.
His appearance, to be honest, I feel envious!
I don’t know what kind of bad luck my little brother has, but by some strange combination of circumstances, he actually managed to win the heart of a beautiful woman.
Gu Yanran just put her hands on her hips and hummed a few times: "I won't bring it to you, why are you always angry with me?"
"Hey, I'm angry at you and you don't take it with me. Liangpi gets angry with you eight hundred times a day, so why don't you take me with you for one less day?" I said deliberately sourly.
Gu Yanran's face turned red, and after she secretly glanced at Liangpi beside her, she was so embarrassed that she didn't dare to speak...
A few minutes later, I licked my old face and joined Monk Hua’s dog-meat-eating team.
In the dark night outside, the house was illuminated by fire. Monk Hua's barbecue skills were greatly displayed. Under the ultimate enjoyment of a mouthful of meat and a mouthful of wine, old man Chen Mie and I put our arms around each other. What did they say about themselves?
Time is running out, so I hope he can accept me as his apprentice soon so that he can pass on his skills to me.
I took a sip of wine and glanced at the old man Chen Chuie who was squinting his triangular eyes and crying, and couldn't help but said: "Old man, why don't you explain it differently? I've heard this a dozen times."
"You are so shameless!" Old Chen Mie huffed angrily, his face turned green, and he said: "No matter how many people want to be my disciples, I won't even take a second look. If it weren't for your naturally crimson fate,
I would have dug a hole to bury you long ago."
"Old man, please stop trying to persuade me. I really don't want to be a Taoist priest... If you let me be your disciple, I might drive all the bull-nosed people on Maoshan Mountain down the mountain the first thing you do!"
Old man Chentu stared at me and said: "You are just too playful. One day, you will know that some things are not as simple as you think..."
"Stop it, we won't talk about anything else tonight, we will eat meat and drink wine." I quickly stopped the old man Chen Mie from continuing to speak. I don't know what happened to this old guy tonight. He simply turned into a philosopher.
After a night of hearty eating and drinking, Liangpi finally sent Gu Yanran back, while the rest of us lay on the ground and snored loudly.
When I woke up the next morning, I found that Fatty Xia, whom I hadn't seen for a few days, had come over for the rare occasion.
"What's the matter?" I asked with sleepy eyes as I looked at Fatty Xia, who was smiling at me.
Fatty Xia laughed, and then took out a gold seal and a piece of gold silk satin from his body with a proud look on his face.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"Hey, do you know what this is?" Fatty Xia pointed at the gold seal and gold silk satin in his hand, with a bit of pride on his face.
I frowned. There were a few small words engraved on the gold seal on Fatty Xia's hand, and there were also some words written on the gold silk satin that I knew was worth a lot.
But all of these characters are traditional Chinese characters from ancient times. Unfortunately, my primary school Chinese was taught by a physical education teacher, so I couldn’t recognize any of the characters above.
"Don't you know?" Fatty Xia was very proud and continued: "This gold seal is called the general's seal, and this gold silk satin, hey, is called the general's shape!"
"What the hell?" I was a little stunned for a moment.
Fatty Xia continued: "Don't tell me that I won't take you to fly. To tell you the truth, that black-faced fat man from before... uh no, he was Qin Shihuang, do you remember? He sent someone to look for me a few days ago and said yes
You want me to join his Great Qin and be his general!"
When Fatty Xia finished speaking, I couldn't help but be stunned!
It is said that Qin Shihuang cherishes talents, but he did not expect that he even wanted talents like Fatty Xia!
"Are you going to help Qin Shihuang?" I frowned.
Fatty Xia showed a touch of pride on his fleshy face and said: "That's right, thanks to the influence of Qin Shihuang's wisdom, I plan to go to his place to have some fun. Hey, boy, are you interested in coming with me? Qin Shihuang asked me to be a general, or else
You serve as my lieutenant, and we two brothers join forces together. This strength will definitely make Qin Shihuang admire us every minute..."
Looking at Fatty Xia foaming at the mouth, to be honest, I really have the urge to hit him to death with a brick!
Damn it, is this guy stupid? Why do you want to get involved in Qin Shihuang's affairs?
If you don't rob tombs or help primary school students with their homework, why don't you become a general under Qin Shihuang? Don't you know that accompanying a king is like accompanying a tiger? Qin Shihuang probably found a pit to bury you, but you still helped him along
Digging a hole.
"Boy, are you going? Qin Shihuang said that if I go there, I can command tens of thousands of terracotta warriors and horses. When the time comes, I will go with him to conquer the Six Realms..."
Before Fatty Xia could finish his words, I stood still and took a screenshot and said, "I'm not going!"
"Why not go? With such a good prospect, think about it, this Qin Shihuang is not an ordinary person. Although I took off all his clothes last time, he did not blame me and even offered me to be a general. When the time comes
How wonderful and happy would it be to conquer the Six Realms and steal a few women from other realms to be wives?"
I couldn't help but roll my eyes at Fatty Xia. This guy must have been persuaded by Qin Shihuang, and I might not be able to persuade him now.
"I'm not going, you have to go by yourself. Remember, if you get caught by someone from the underworld and have your anus exploded, don't ask me to save you..." I said lazily.
Fatty Xia felt a little unhappy when he saw that I wasn't going.
He muttered for a long time and said: "If you don't go and pull me down, it will be a lot less for you. Deng Wude and I will go!"
"If he's lost, why don't you take him with you? Why don't you ask someone to help you carry him?" I said.
"Grandma, how can you talk like a bear? Deng Wude follows this Taoist master, and he eats well and drinks hot food every day, and is happy to be in Shu!"
I glanced at Fatty Xia and couldn't help but shake my head!
Well, now that I've said that, there's no point in talking nonsense.
If you want to go, then go ahead. There are some things that cannot be stopped. You can only know by experiencing them yourself.
Fatty Xia finally did some ideological work with me for a long time, but no matter what he said, I just refused.
Qin Shihuang invited him to be a general. He was very happy, but he didn't know that just a few days ago, Qin Shihuang also sent someone to find me, and he promised me to make any conditions...
…
Fatty Xia left angrily, saying that Jiangnan F4 would part ways from now on, and that he would take Deng Wude to explore a new world. He hoped that Monk Hua and I wouldn't be jealous when the time comes.
I could only smile bitterly at this. I don't know if this guy was obsessed with something, but he was dragged onto the pirate ship by Qin Shihuang, and he also took the idiot Deng Youde with him.
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Fatty Xia left, taking Deng Youde with him. It is said that these two guys were highly valued as soon as they went to Qin Shihuang's side. Qin Shihuang also specially handed over the tens of thousands of ghost ghosts that he had conquered in Qinglian Mountain in South Korea to their command.
The importance of Qin Shihuang made Fatty Xia grin from ear to ear. Every now and then, he would use his mobile phone to shoot short videos to show me his "Bear and Tiger Division": the scene where tens of thousands of ghosts and ghosts gather on the top of a hill, shouting in unison for Xia Liu's mighty power.
, simply as stupid as you want to be...
Fatty Xia took Deng Youde and defected to Qin Shihuang. Not long after the formation of the army, only me and Monk Hua, who indulged in stealing dogs and eating dog meat, were left.
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Two days later, in the morning, while working at the crematorium, I had the rare opportunity to bump into Sister Liu, who had taken two days off.
"Sister Liu, I haven't seen you for two days. Where did you go to play?" I smiled and rushed to Sister Liu who had just returned to the venue.
Sister Liu smiled slightly, "I've had a cold these past two days and I'm resting at home. What's the matter? Is there anything wrong with Xiaofeng?"
"Oh, you have a cold? It's okay. Then you should pay more attention to your health." I said with concern.
Sister Liu nodded, "Well, there is nothing we can do about it, as people get older and their health deteriorates... If nothing happens, sister will go to the dressing room first."
"Sister Liu, you are really good at joking. Okay, then go and do your work."
Looking at Sister Liu's back as she turned to leave, I thought to myself: "The weather is so hot and muggy, but Sister Liu actually has a cold?"
I shook my head, but just when I was about to go back to the incineration room, my mind suddenly froze and I suddenly remembered an episode!
That's when I was chatting with Sister Liu just now. I found that she always had three buttons of her clothes unbuttoned, but today she buttoned her collar tightly. It seemed like this was the first time I had seen Sister Liu since I knew her.
Why is she so conservative...
"Is it because I have a cold that my dressing style has become more conservative?" I touched my nose and wondered.
[Author's digression]: Thanks to the brothers who gave the reward, thank you for your support!!