A few minutes later, the sturdy man stood firmly behind me, and I stood in front of Uncle Quan in a more standard posture.
Uncle Quan was seen holding a cigarette in his mouth and holding a bone-breaking stick in one hand. He glanced at the incineration room and then landed on the cracked table at his feet.
"Who smashed my table?" Uncle Quan puffed out smoke and said.
I immediately wanted to say that the burly man behind me did it, but I didn’t expect that as soon as I turned around, I saw that the burly man had already pointed his finger at me.
"I'll choke you!" I was speechless for a moment, but I saw Uncle Quan raised his eyebrows at me, with a look of anger on his face.
"Uncle Quan, would you rather believe outsiders than me?" I said.
Uncle Quan's eyes narrowed and he said, "Am I that kind of person?"
"Hey, I knew you weren't..."
Before I could finish my words, Uncle Quan slapped me in the face and said, "I'm not that kind of person, because I am that kind of person."
Looking at Uncle Quan's slightly proud expression, I covered my face and almost ran away!
This old guy is so disrespectful to me. He actually hit me in the face with a sneak attack. Don’t you know that I rely on my face to make a living? Even if you don’t know, you still have to give me some face. You don’t know Xiaoyu?
Are Qi and the new Amber watching at the door?
I was so shameless, and I said bitterly in my heart that next time when Uncle Quan goes to the toilet, I must take away all the toilet paper in advance, so that this old guy can taste what it feels like to come out with his pants...
"Let me ask you, who is he?" Uncle Quan smoked a cigarette and glanced around at the burly man behind me.
The burly man behind him also knew how powerful Uncle Quan was. At this time, he didn't even dare to fart and stood silently.
"To be honest, I don't know his name either..." I hurried forward and told Uncle Quan everything I had guessed about the origin of the sturdy man.
As soon as I finished speaking, Uncle Quan frowned, and a glimmer of light flashed in his old eyes.
Uncle Quan looked at the tall man carefully for a while, and then said to me in a low voice: "Where did you pick this up?"
"This is what the hospital sent. It's said to be a homeless man in the trash can on the roadside. If you look at the guy's body shape, you can see that he is over-nourished. He is not at the same level as those skinny real homeless people..." I
explain.
Uncle Quan nodded thoughtfully and said, "Are you sure you want to keep him here?"
I quickly said: "Uncle Quan, of course I want to keep him if possible. Look at his simple mind and well-developed limbs. As long as he takes care of food every day, he probably doesn't need to pay him any wages. Isn't it just right to carry corpses on his back?"
As soon as I said this, Uncle Quan's eyes immediately lit up.
Uncle Quan is naturally happy to see that there are many stupid people doing things for free, not to mention that this stupid person may be the ancestor of the Niu Demon tribe.
Seeing that even the sinister Uncle Quan agreed, I even added some jealousy to him and told him some of the benefits of staying in the crematorium...
Soon, Uncle Quan agreed, but he said he couldn't let people work for nothing without being paid. In the end, he decided to deduct a small part from my salary every month to give the big man as a subsidy.
Regarding Uncle Quan's suggestion, I greeted him three hundred times in my mind. Damn it, I have to pay for hiring people at the crematorium. It's really shameful!
Seeing that the stupid and sturdy man could stay, I quickly mobilized the strong man.
I said to the burly man: "Big guy, you said you were a homeless man. I have a good job here for you, do you want it?"
"Work? Do you care about eating?" the tall man said happily.
"Nonsense, of course I'll take care of it. It's not hard work, it's just backing someone up. Are you interested? You'll get three meals a day, and you can tease the girl as much as you like..."
"Full control? Really? Okay!"
The sturdy man nodded and said yes. I saw this and continued: "You said you don't have a name, so I'll give you one. From now on, you'll be called Daniel. What do you think? Do you like this name very much?"
The burly man looked unhappy. He glanced at Uncle Quan who was not far away. After noticing that Uncle Quan had a calm face, he looked at the bone-breaking stick in my hand again. The burly man could only cry.
Face said yes.
In this way, I brought this ancestor, who was most likely an ox demon tribe, into the crematorium, and the price I paid for this was three meals a day...
But what makes me a little weird is that Uncle Quan doesn't seem to be very interested in me accepting such a prestigious ancestor of the Bull Demon Tribe. This old guy seems to be more interested in the new Amber.
I once wondered if this old guy, Uncle Quan, was always having sex. He often stood at the door of the dressing room, staring at Amber who was chatting with Xiao Yuqi inside...
Once, when I deliberately had the courage to ask Uncle Quan how he was doing so leisurely recently, I heard him calmly drop a sentence and said: "Silly boy, have you ever heard of such an ancient poem?"
"What ancient poem?"
"The night before the storm is always quiet..."
"What the hell? Is this an ancient poem?" I couldn't help but look at Uncle Quan with contempt.
Uncle Quan clasped his hands behind his back, with a hint of a smile on his face, and said: "Silly boy, this crematorium is going to be busy..."
After Uncle Quan finished speaking, he turned around and left, while I was stunned on the spot, confused.
What kind of night before a storm comes, what kind of crematorium is going to be bustling? Why is Uncle Quan talking so weird today...
Just when I was wondering about Uncle Quan's weirdness, I saw an extended black luxury car slowly driving in outside the crematorium.
This luxury car was four to five meters long. It was very cool and cool. But when I entered the crematorium, I only heard a clang, and the gold-rimmed headlights were suddenly blocked by the big iron door of the crematorium.
A big gash was made.
"Grandma, you're such a bear. You've lost a lot now. My super luxury Rolls-Royce headlights cost 88,000 each!"
Accompanied by a howl like a killing pig, I saw two figures coming out of the car. It was Fatty Xia and Deng Youde who I hadn't seen for a few days.
The two people today were all in straight suits, with mousse on their heads that was almost dripping, and they were wearing leather shoes with gold threads on their feet. At first glance, they looked exactly like the nouveau riche.
I smiled angrily and said, "Hey, who did I think it was? It turns out it's the two bosses who came here."
"Hey, don't call us boss, it's too low." Fatty Xia walked over proudly. He changed the subject and said, "You can call me Mr. Xia, so that I can show my identity..."
"Fuck you, are you so shameless?"
Before Fatty Xia could finish speaking, I quickly grabbed a brick from the ground and threw it at Fatty Xia, but Fatty Xia quickly dodged it.
"Hey, is this little brick trying to hit me?"
Fatty Xia smiled arrogantly, but soon, I saw his smile suddenly freeze on his face.
Because in the next second, a crisp sound came from behind Fatty Xia!
It was Fatty Xia's stretched Rolls-Royce. The brick I threw directly hit the glass. As soon as the brick fell, there were several cracks on the glass in front of the car.
"Grandma, you're such a bear. The front window of my super luxury Rolls-Royce... is worth 280,000 yuan..." Fatty Xia said, about to cry but without tears.
I touched my nose. Fatty Xia was very unlucky this year. He lost hundreds of thousands in just a few minutes.
"Long time no see, Comrade Deng Wude." I glanced at Deng Youde on the other side and said.
Deng Youde's face was serious and he said: "People say that my name is Deng Youde. I am a man who helps the world by hanging a pot and persuades others with virtue..."
"Stop it, if you keep talking I'll push you to the ground and beat you! Tell me, what's the big deal with you two coming here today?"
"Hey, can't I come to you if I have nothing to do?" Fatty Xia and Deng Youde looked at each other and smiled at me.
"Come on, I don't know you two yet, let's get down to business."
"Hey, you really know how to be civilized..." Deng Youde sighed and said, "We are here today to say goodbye to you, and we are ready to leave."
"Set off?"
"Yes, Qin Shihuang wants us to lead the vanguard army to conquer the ghost world first..." Deng Youde explained.
When I heard this, I couldn't help but be stunned.
Qin Shihuang's movements were really fast. In just a short period of time, he was already ready to start his Spring and Autumn Period hegemony?
I frowned and asked, "Then will he go there himself? And where is Concubine Mu who is following him?"
"Of course, we are just the vanguard. As long as we open up the situation in front, Qin Shihuang will lead the army to follow, first conquer the ghost world, and then go to the underworld!" When Deng Youde said this, his face became a little more expectant.
, and then continued: "But how did you know that Qin Shihuang had Concubine Mu next to him?"
"Stop talking nonsense, let me ask you, is Concubine Mu also with Qin Shihuang?"
"Well, Concubine Mu has been following Qin Shihuang all the time. She is not bad at it. A few days ago, she helped us snatch tens of thousands of evil spirits from Laoshan Mountain that the Taoist priests of Laoshan Mountain had captured and imprisoned for hundreds of years..."
Concubine Mu was her little lover, but she always wore a mask around Qin Shihuang.
Fatty Xia and Deng Youde were recruited by Qin Shihuang later, so they did not know Concubine Mu's true identity.
Now that I heard what these two guys said, I couldn't help but have mixed feelings in my heart.
This Concubine Mu has always been by Qin Shihuang's side and helped him with things. But in her heart, does she still remember that there is me who has been with her for many days and nights in this crematorium?
"Boy, what's wrong with you?" Fatty Xia asked curiously when he saw that my face looked a little weird.
I shook my head and said it was okay.
"Boy, why don't you come with us? Emperor Qin likes talents very much. During this period, he has gathered a lot of people to help him. Even the Taoist priests in Laoshan have many people to help him.
Doing some work." Deng Youde said.
I smiled bitterly, and her figure quickly appeared in my mind; if I went with them to seek refuge with Emperor Qin, I would definitely have more opportunities to see her, but in this case, could I bear not to look for her?
I sighed and said: "I'll forget it. Since you two have taken refuge with Emperor Qin, then just help him. As for me, I will continue to be my corpse burner..."
After saying this, I turned around and walked straight into the incineration room. Behind me, Fatty Xia and Deng Youde couldn't help but sigh and said that Jiangnan F4 really had to break up...