Chapter 37 The Tomb of One Dragon and Nine Phoenixes
"You have found the wrong person. I don't know how to move graves. I am only a small cremator. You should find someone else."
After saying this, I walked out of the box without raising my head. Before leaving the restaurant, I heard Shen Xiaoqin say to me behind me that the reason why Mr. Cheng called me was because he thought highly of me and hoped that I would do well. Seize this opportunity so that I can make more money for my family.
I simply ignored Shen Xiaoqin's nonsense. Damn it, what should I do that you, a little bitch, should boss me around?
I walked out of the restaurant without saying a word. Shen Xiaoqin was so angry that she called me a fool behind me...
When I got home, I quickly got into the room and lay down on the bed. Seeing this, some friends may want to ask me why this little fishing line pretended to refuse Old Man Cheng's invitation?
To be honest, when I heard Mr. Cheng talking about opening a company for me to be the general manager, I was definitely moved. Even at that second, a young and beautiful female secretary wearing an OL uniform appeared in my mind. The obscene scene in which she stretched her body and made me some coffee, revealing her fair skin, while calling me Mr. Zhou affectionately. But at the last moment, Mu Qing in the jade ring said something that made my heart tremble!
Mu Qing said: "Helping someone move a grave is the most offensive thing to do. Once you accidentally touch the evil spirit of the deceased, the evil spirit will definitely take over your body and cause you to die suddenly."
It was such a long sentence that made my anus tighten, and I ran away without even looking up.
The offer offered by Old Man Cheng is a huge temptation, which is good, but my life is also precious, isn’t it? I will move you to a tomb of one dragon and nine phoenixes. The name doesn’t sound like a good thing...
When I asked Mu Qing if she knew what the dragon and nine phoenix tombs were, Mu Qing couldn't explain clearly. I had no choice but to think too much and could only ask Uncle Quan when I went to work in the afternoon.
Uncle Quan, that old antique, dares to catch someone who has been sneaking around for thousands of years. I thought to myself that he must know what this Dragon and Nine Phoenix Tomb is...
I returned to the crematorium at two o'clock in the afternoon. As soon as I arrived at the cremation room, I hurriedly found Uncle Quan, who was spitting wine again.
I asked: "Uncle Quan, do you know what the tomb of one dragon and nine phoenixes is?"
As soon as I finished speaking, the wine bottle in Uncle Quan's hand stopped in mid-air, and then he looked at me with a pair of old eyes, which made me feel a little scared in my heart. I was deeply afraid that Uncle Quan would get me drunk and have sex. Give it to that one...
"Where did you hear about this dragon and nine phoenix tombs?" Uncle Quan not only didn't answer my question, he even asked me a question.
In front of Uncle Quan, an old antique, I didn't dare to hide anything, so I went over everything that Old Man Cheng said to me this morning.
After he finished speaking, Uncle Quan's eyes soon became more solemn, and then he stared at me and said, "He asked you to help him move his grave, and also promised to be the general manager for you when the job is done?"
"Yeah, they said I can make whatever salary I want!" I said.
"Then why don't you agree?" Uncle Quan sneered at me.
"Hey, don't I remember what you taught me before, Uncle Quan? There is no free lunch in this world. That old man Cheng seems to be quite rich. I know that the old man is definitely richer than you. It’s much darker, and I’m so silly and sweet, so I’ll be easily fooled by him.”
Uncle Quan rolled his eyes at me and said angrily: "Don't do this to me. Fortunately, you didn't agree to my request. Otherwise, I will have to notify your parents to collect the body soon."
"I'm dead, is that an exaggeration? Why don't we just move a grave?" I was startled by Uncle Quan's words. Before, Mu Qing said that it was possible to die suddenly, but that was only a possibility, but when it came to Uncle Quan's words,
When I say it this way, it seems to be a 100% thing.
"Hmph, it's easy to cause trouble by moving a tomb, but if you add a dragon and nine phoenixes to the tomb, it's hard not to die! Do you know what a dragon and nine phoenixes tomb is?"
"Um, one dragon and nine phoenixes?" I touched my nose and said with a blush on my face.
"You're not stupid yet!"
Uncle Quan took a sip of wine, and then continued: "The tomb of one dragon and nine phoenixes is actually a kind of Feng Shui formation. One dragon refers to the ancestor whose tomb was moved, and it is usually male, so it is called dragon."
; The meaning of Jiufeng is easier to understand, that is, nine dead women are buried in the grave, and the Feng Shui formation of the Dragon and Jiufeng Tomb is to bury the nine women in a certain direction in the grave of the male deceased.
Next to...the other nine dead women must also go through strict selection."
Hearing Uncle Quan's words, I couldn't help but say, "Isn't this similar to the harem of ancient emperors?"
Uncle Quan showed a look of hatred on his face, and then he shook his head and said to me: "The birth dates of the nine phoenixes in the dragon and nine phoenix tombs must conflict with the zodiac signs of Yilong. Only in this way,
Only then can the Feng Shui array achieve the best effect."
"Ah effect? What effect does this have?"
"The effect is very simple, that is, the descendants of Yilong will have a lot of money and luck in Hongtian, and the descendants of Jiufeng will continue to have misfortunes and bad luck for several generations... Even the person responsible for moving the tomb has
The evil spirit will take over your body and you will die badly!"
As Uncle Quan's voice slowly fell, I felt my heart shake violently!
"My lord, this old man Cheng is really nothing. He actually tried to trick me like this!" I was so angry that I gritted my teeth. It was clear that this old man wanted to use the tomb of one dragon and nine phoenixes to seize other people's luck in exchange for his own.
Future generations will be blessed with great blessings; this kind of rich man is simply a fighter among scum!
After cursing Old Man Cheng, I quickly thought of a new question.
That means I don't agree to Old Man Cheng's invitation, but that doesn't mean that other people can be as "upright and honorable" as me, right?
I quickly told Uncle Quan my thoughts. After hearing this, Uncle Quan's expression became more serious.
Uncle Quan took another sip of his drink, then narrowed his eyes, and then said to me: "Let it go first. That old man Cheng probably won't give up on you easily. You can delay it for a while, and I'll think about it later."
Find a way."
"Well, that's all it can do now." I nodded and agreed to Uncle Quan's words...
In the afternoon of that day, not long after Uncle Quan and I finished talking, a group of family members came to the crematorium to burn the body.
Uncle Quan watched from the sidelines. Compared to the previous rush, this time I divided the old man's body into the furnace with ease.
The next thing is simple, turn off the stove, sprinkle oil, light the fire...
Two hours later, amid the mournful cries of the family members, the ashes came out of the oven with a roasting aroma. I didn’t need to do the rest. The family members held an urn and slowly put the ashes into the box.
, and then thanked me and left. Of course, before leaving, they didn't forget to give me a small red envelope, saying it was for my hard work.
Regarding this kind of thing, I naturally said that I am not the kind of person who is greedy for money, and at the same time, I took the red envelope from the family member, and Uncle Quan rolled his eyes at me...
After several days passed, Old Man Cheng actually didn't call me again during this period. On the contrary, Shen Xiaoqin diligently struck up a conversation with me in various ways every day.
For a little bitch like Shen Xiaoqin who treats me as a spare tire, I am naturally too lazy to say anything to her. In addition, Mu Qing was injured recently and needed to recuperate. I was bored and had to cultivate feelings with Fang Xueer from time to time... …
I thought my life would go on like this, but I didn’t expect that one afternoon a few days later, a white body bag and a white body bag were left in a white car (the ambulance in charge of the hospital here is called a white car). After the death certificate whizzed away, what happened next made me understand that not everyone can be a cremator.