My heart trembled suddenly. It was as if my body was suddenly locked by something. I couldn't move at all. What made me want to die even more was that I had already seen the big-bellied woman opening her belly covered with mouse hair.
His mouth came towards me...
"Good sister, I haven't taken a shower and my body stinks. Don't eat me!"
"Don't come over here. If you come over again, I'm going to poop. I'll see if you dare to eat the poop on me..."
I screamed like a pig, but the big-bellied woman I discovered was unmoved at all. But it’s no wonder she ignored it. Just now she dared to eat a mouse, let alone a delicate person like me.
A big living person with meat.
I couldn't move my body, and my mouth was screaming in vain. At this moment, my heart felt like it was sinking into the sea. It was even difficult to breathe, and the image of "1" me flying to heaven had already appeared in my mind.
"Mom, Dad, my son can't help you. My son will bless you in heaven..." I closed my eyes and raised my neck and screamed, and then waited to be bitten by the big-bellied woman.
But the strange thing is that I found that I closed my eyes for a few seconds, and there was no pain in my body!
And when I just opened my eyes, I first saw the big-bellied woman on the opposite side, only 0.01 meters away from my body, with her mouth wide open. The smell after eating the mouse came from her mouth.
It floated directly into my nose, and it immediately choked me!
At this time, a lazy voice sounded behind the big-bellied woman.
"Good people will go to heaven, but little scum like you will probably end up in the underworld!" Uncle Quan rolled his eyes at me.
Damn it, Uncle Quan is here!!
My heart was filled with ecstasy, and soon, I discovered that my body could actually move!
The feeling of surviving the disaster was really wonderful. I quickly took a big step back, and then looked at the big belly woman!
At this time, I saw the big-bellied woman standing on the spot, baring her teeth and claws, and I also saw a red rope being tied around her neck. It was obvious that the last moment the big-bellied woman was about to open her mouth and bite me was Uncle Quan's old antique.
I tied the big-bellied woman's neck with a red rope, which allowed me to avoid any 'intimate contact' with the big-bellied woman.
Of course, this does not rule out that the old antique Uncle Quan actually appeared a long time ago, but he deliberately waited until the big-bellied woman was about to chew me before taking action, so as to scare my weak heart...
"I've called you so many times and I'm here now. Do you want to compensate the old Zhou family for your son?" I quickly rushed to Uncle Quan's side, feeling aggrieved.
Uncle Quan, on the other hand, didn't even look at me. He first glanced around the big-bellied woman's body, and then said with a look of hatred on his face: "Aren't you fine now? Let me ask you, are you?
Are you stupid? This big-bellied woman is dark in the hall. It seems that she has accumulated a lot of grievances. You actually use the floor furnace to cook... Huh, if I come a little later, you will probably go down and have a fight with the ancestors of your old Zhou family.
Reminiscing about old times."
"I'm sorry. I saw that the driver of the white car gave me the death certificate. I didn't know that this big-bellied woman would turn into a corpse. What should I do now? There seems to be something moving in her belly."
"Is there any movement?"
"Yeah, I just tried it with a bone knocking stick. This big-bellied woman's belly is so hard, there must be something wrong inside!" I touched my nose and dared not say that when the bone-breaking stick hit the big-belly woman's belly just now,
, I, a grown man, tried my best to make her take only half a step back. Otherwise, I guess Uncle Quan would hate me again!
After Uncle Quan heard what I said, his expression condensed, "It seems that it's not just a corpse transformation. Boy, go and light a fire in the sky furnace!"
"good!"
Seeing the rare solemn expression on Uncle Quan's old face, I quickly rushed into the incineration room!
After a while, I lit the fire in the furnace, and at this time, I saw Uncle Quan pulling the red rope tied to the big belly woman and slowly dragging her over...
"Turn on the stove!" Uncle Quan shouted without looking back.
I responded and opened the door of the furnace, and flames started to rise inside!
This floor furnace is sprinkled with diesel fuel, and once a fire is started, the fire will be extremely strong. However, this antique-looking sky furnace is burned with firewood. No matter how strong the flames are, they are just clusters, but just such clusters do not count.
The high-temperature flame can burn even a thousand-year-old Sneak until nothing is left!
The big-bellied woman was still trying to run out of the house, but Uncle Quan's hands and feet were faster. I saw him swing the red rope and quickly tied the big-bellied woman's hands together, and then slowly
Drag it towards the sky furnace.
What makes me a little weird is that I know the strength of this big-bellied woman. She can probably hold a cow, but now she is tied tightly by Uncle Quan with a thin red rope.
, can’t even struggle...
After a while, I saw that the face of the big-belly woman was getting whiter and whiter, and the red rope on Uncle Quan’s hand was getting shorter and shorter. But what shocked me even more was that I found that the big-belly woman’s
My belly seems to be getting bigger and bulging at a speed visible to the naked eye!
"Uncle Quan, my belly is getting bigger!!" I reminded Uncle Quan very alertly.
"That's because the fetus inside is using the evil spirit to turn into a ghost!" Uncle Quan didn't mean to praise me at all. On the contrary, I saw his eyes looking around me very unkindly, and then he said something to me.
Something that almost broke me!
"You have a lot of yang energy in your body. Go and get some of your yang energy into her belly to calm down the evil spirit!" Uncle Quan said.
"No, how can I suppress it?" My anus tightened, and an unknown premonition emerged in my heart!
"It's very simple, just exhale mouth to mouth. Go quickly, otherwise the fetus in her belly will turn into a ghost fetus with the help of evil spirits!" Uncle Quan urged on the other side.
Well, when I heard this, I was stunned for a moment as to what mouth-to-mouth was, and then I was immediately confused!
"I'm sorry, did you make a mistake? You asked me to talk to this big-bellied woman mouth to mouth? She had just eaten a rat, and there were rat hair on it... Just kill me, I can't do it!" I
There was a burst of ghostly crying and wolf howling, and I almost hugged Uncle Quan's thigh and begged for mercy.
Yes, although I also like to have mouth-to-mouth exercises with beautiful girls in my dreams, which are good for physical and mental health, this big-bellied woman is no longer a living person, okay? She just swallowed two live mice.
Well, there is still a bunch of mouse hair stuck to the corner of my mouth. How can I get rid of it!!
I wanted to cry, but Uncle Quan wouldn't let me say anything anymore and just kicked me over!
"Hurry up, we can only use Yang Qi to suppress the fetus in her belly first and destroy it to turn into a ghost, so that the Heavenly Furnace can burn them all to death!" Uncle Quan urged from the side extremely frantically.
"Uncle Quan, I really can't keep my mouth shut... Why don't you come?" I said, almost going crazy.
Uncle Quan said with a look of hatred and disdain: "If you keep dawdling, I will teach you how to behave in a minute when the ghost comes out!"
Me: "I cry..."
I gritted my teeth with difficulty, and then slowly approached the big-bellied woman who was already tied tightly with a red rope by Uncle Quan.
I looked back at Uncle Quan who was about to cry but said, "Can I go get a toothbrush and clean her teeth first?"
Uncle Quan rolled his eyes and replied: "How about I untie the red rope and let you develop a relationship with her?"
Me: "I got a xx..."
I looked at the big-bellied woman with hair on the corner of her mouth in front of me, swallowed hard, then pouted her mouth slightly, and finally, just when I was about to slowly move over, I suddenly felt like my butt was being kicked.
For a moment, and then suddenly, his body became unstable and he kissed the big-bellied woman firmly on the mouth.
[Author's digression]: Keep coding. If you haven't seen the second update before 12 o'clock, it means I fell asleep. Book friends, don't wait any longer! Also, this good comrade, the King of Fishing, do you dare?
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