After listening to Uncle Quan's words, I hurriedly ran to the incineration room, and then I found a small shovel and shoveled the ashes in the furnace into a small bucket.
"Here comes the ash." I hurried out with a bucket filled with a lot of ash. After Uncle Quan took a look at the ash in my bucket, he couldn't help but turn it over for me.
Roll your eyes.
"You prodigal fool, why did you take so much? These are all treasures!" Uncle Quan sighed repeatedly with great pain.
Looking at Uncle Quan's displeased look, I unconsciously scratched the back of my head and smiled awkwardly. How could I know what kind of treasure the ash in the furnace was? When I heard that this ash could also deal with ghost babies, I almost...
As long as the furnace inside is not dismantled, it will be fine!
Uncle Quan stopped looking at me, then reached into the bucket, grabbed a handful of ash and sprinkled it on the tied up ghost baby!
"Woo!"
As soon as the ash touched the ghost baby, the ghost baby immediately let out a sharp roar. The old man's face tensed up instantly, and his eyes stared at Uncle Quan and me full of resentment.
I couldn't help but frown. Being stared at by the ghost baby made me feel a little scared. I followed Uncle Quan's example and grabbed a handful of ashes and sprinkled them on the ghost baby. This time, the ghost baby directly
He almost struggled to open the red rope that tied him and fought for his life, which made me tremble with fear.
Damn it, this ghost baby is really bullying the weak and afraid of the strong! I cursed secretly, and then asked Uncle Quan: "What should I do now?"
Uncle Quan pondered for a moment, glanced at the ghost baby, and then said: "The evil spirit in this little guy is too strong. If he forcibly throws it into the furnace and burns it, I'm afraid it will be counterproductive."
"What to do?" I asked.
"We can only suppress him first, and then find something that can break his evil spirit as soon as possible in the past few days. Once his evil spirit is broken, we can throw it into the furnace and burn it."
Listening to Uncle Quan's words, I couldn't help but nodded, and just when I was about to say something more, I found that Uncle Quan's eyes had been fixed on me again.
My heart trembled secretly, and I gritted my teeth and said, "What do you want me to do again?"
"Hehe." Uncle Quan stretched out his hand and patted my shoulder and said, "The ashes of this heavenly furnace can only temporarily suppress the evil spirit of the ghost baby. But to really break this evil spirit, I need you to do something."
"You're not asking me to kiss him again, are you? This can only happen one way or the other. Let me tell you, I also have dignity!" I said through gritted teeth.
This time, Uncle Quan shook his head gently at me and said, "Don't worry, I won't let you talk to him mouth to mouth this time."
"Then what do you want me to do?" Hearing this, I couldn't help but become curious.
Uncle Quan paused and said leisurely: "To break the evil spirit of Guiying, there are two things that can be done."
"What two?" I asked confused.
"First, it is the most yang pure and strong thing. This thing cannot be found for the time being. Although the yang energy in your body is very strong, it is not the most yang pure and strong thing; secondly, it is the most yin and filthy thing. This thing, hehe
, but it’s easy to find.”
Listening to Uncle Quan's laughter, I resisted the urge to find a brick from the ground and hit him on the head, and said impatiently: "Stop being so pretentious and tell me what it is!"
"It's very simple, that thing is a woman's moon-red thing."
"What is this? Yuehong?" I asked a little confused.
Uncle Quan looked at me and asked, "You don't know what the red moon is?"
I shook my head, looking confused.
Quan Shu suddenly showed a look of hatred and said: "You don't even know this, you deserve to be a little virgin! Have you ever heard of menstruation? It is the red moon, but it is used to get rid of ghost babies.
Yuehong, you need to be the kind of person who has never been touched... Silly boy, this glorious and arduous task will be left to you."
"I lost it. I thought it was something, but it turned out to be this...Uncle Quan, where can I find this for you? Can you change it to something else? I've never dealt with a girl. Why do you want this?" I said.
Some want to cry but have no tears.
Uncle Quan didn't care about the difficulty of my little fishing line. He grabbed the ghost baby from the pillar and walked into the small dark room. He said without raising his head: "I don't care where you go to find it. In the end,
You have to find it within seven days, otherwise it will be a full moon night after seven days, and the evil spirit of this ghost baby will condense to its peak again, and when he comes out again, it will not be as simple as asking for your life."
"Ah? In addition to taking his life, what other crazier things could he do?" I couldn't help but ask, trembling in my heart.
Uncle Quan said calmly: "Maybe I will destroy your whole family..."
"Holy crap! I'll go look for it tomorrow!!"
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Early the next morning, I just got home from get off work. I didn't bother to lie down on the bed, so I rummaged through the box and found the list of my junior high school and high school classmates.
I finally dug out the two wrinkled address books, and after I encouraged myself for a while, I picked up my phone and sent messages one by one from the former female classmates in the address book.
Text message passed.
"Liu Yan, do you still remember me? I am Zhou Lingfeng. You are my aunt. I think..."
"Wu Xiaoxiao, it's like this. You are the ugliest in the class. I think you haven't had a boyfriend yet. By the way, when are you coming to auntie..."
"Wang Li, I'm Ling Feng. Do you still remember that I took you to eat Malatang before? I have something I don't know if you can help me with. I want to know when your menstrual period is..."
A few minutes later, I finally sent a text message to the number of the last female classmate in my address book who might not have had a boyfriend. In just a short period of time, I had already asked nearly two or three questions.
The most private incidents of ten female classmates.
Instead of waiting for me to harm the few remaining female friends in my phone's address book, I found a quick vibration on my phone. It was the female classmates who had received the text messages who had replied to me.
"Zhou Lingfeng, you shameless little pervert, don't let me see you, get out of here as far as your thoughts go!"
"Stop trying to get involved. It costs 800 for a night and 500 for fast food. If you want, just come over here..."
"Zhou Lingfeng, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person. Fortunately, I thought you were just a bit stupid. I didn't expect you to be a wet guy..."
My phone almost exploded with all kinds of abusive text messages. I looked at the replies in the text box that were filled with enthusiastic greetings about my IQ and image, and I felt like crying!
Damn it, aren’t I here to slay demons and protect the Tao? What’s wrong with you, auntie? We are all adults, why should we be so stingy?
I patiently read through the reply messages, and finally couldn't help but sigh. There were almost twenty replies in total, but nineteen of them called me a salty guy and a pervert, and the other one,
Then he replied that I was the girl’s boyfriend, and asked me where I was hanging out, how dare I molest his girlfriend, and said that I would teach me how to be a good person every minute...
I deleted all these text messages half-heartedly, thinking about what Uncle Quan said if I don’t get the girl’s Yue Hong within seven days, and I couldn’t help but frown. Then the ghost baby would kill me on a full moon night.
I masturbated, and I thought it would be okay if I was wiped out in ashes, but my family members are always innocent!
No, I gritted my teeth and picked up the phone again. My classmates were unreliable, so I might look for someone else who might have a chance.
I quickly opened my phone and started scrolling through WeChat, and soon I saw the latest post from Fang Xueer in my circle of friends half an hour ago: "This time, it seems a little early..."