"Smelly corpse cremator, if you have the ability, say it again!"
Gu Yanran is really angry. Don't ask me how I know, because I won't tell you that I saw her towering breasts rising and falling violently...
"I said, come here and give me a massage with your future sister-in-law. My shoulders are very painful. Remember to be gentle." I said shamelessly again.
"I'm going to kill you!"
Gu Yanran could no longer care about her image and was about to rush towards me to commit violence. But soon, I saw the face of the old man from the Cheng family turned serious, and then he coughed heavily!
Gu Yanran was also stunned by her grandfather. She quickly looked up at her grandfather and said, "Grandpa, this stinky corpse cremator is teasing me. You have to help me make the decision..."
"Yanran." The old man from the Cheng family spoke.
"Well, Grandpa, I know you love Yanran the most. You have to help Yanran teach this shameless corpse cremator a lesson..."
The old man from the Cheng family adjusted his gold-rimmed glasses and said to Gu Yanran with a normal expression on his face: "Go and massage Xiaofeng's shoulders."
"What!"
Gu Yanran was stunned for a while, and then her beautiful eyes burst into anger!
"Grandpa, you want me to give this stinky corpse cremator a beating on his back? I don't want it. I, Gu Yanran, am not that cheap."
"Why, you didn't even listen to grandpa? Do you still want to go back to South Korea?"
As soon as the old man from the Cheng family said this, Gu Yanran was stunned for a moment, and then she turned her eyes to me. I looked at the expression on her face, and it was really a gnashing of teeth...
I grabbed the pen, and the expression on my face was one of pride! It’s true that you, Miss Gu Yanran, came from a wealthy family and studied in South Korea. That’s true. You’re also a beautiful girl. But you’re not obedient to give me this right now.
The little cremator beat his back?
I crossed my legs leisurely, and soon, Shen Xiaoqin standing next to me slowly stood behind me under the gaze of her boyfriend Cheng Lei.
This Shen Xiaoqin doesn't want to give me a back slap, and Cheng Lei doesn't want it even more. A well-off young man from a rich family should watch his girlfriend get a back kick from other men. This is called a nuisance.
As for Shen Xiaoqin, I guess I feel even worse.
Why? You must know that when I was at school, I was her spare tire, but now, my spare tire is actually counterattacking!
Shen Xiaoqin sprayed perfume on her body. The smell was quite strong. I didn't like it very much.
On the other hand, Gu Yanran, who came back from studying in South Korea, has a very pleasant and faint fragrance, but this beautiful girl is probably already greeting my eighteenth generation ancestors from the bottom of her heart...
Two beautiful girls were standing behind me, while the row of beautiful waiters in uniform not far away were already stunned!
"Hurry up, haven't you eaten yet?" I said angrily.
Shen Xiaoqin responded softly and pinched my shoulder with her fingers; while Gu Yanran snorted and then deliberately hit my shoulder with her fist, which was quite powerful.
I said: "Be gentle, do you know what gentleness is like water?"
"The lower part, the right one... Why are you so stupid, you can't even give a massage? Give it a good pounding, or you won't blame me if I sign the wrong contract."
Gu Yanran bit her lip without saying a word. I secretly looked back and saw, my dear, my eyes were already filled with danger!
"Xiao Feng, can you sign the contract?" At this time, the old man from the Cheng family said with a smile.
I nodded, "Of course!"
I held the pen again, then scanned the contract, and then slowly continued from the horizontal line I had written before, and wrote the word "zhou" on it.
"Hey, I forgot how to write the character Ling. Mr. Cheng, come here."
As I said that, I waved and called Cheng Lei. Cheng Lei came over with a somewhat unkind expression and snorted: "What's the matter?"
"Nothing, I just want to ask you how to write the character Ling for Zhou Lingfeng?" I said with a smile.
"You can't even write your own name?" Cheng Lei sneered.
I shrugged and said, "My family is poor and I can't afford to go to school. Please teach me how to write, Master Cheng."
After Cheng Lei raised his head and glanced at his grandfather, he coldly took my pen and said, "Where to write?"
I touched my nose and said awkwardly: "I almost forgot, this is a contract and you can't doodle. By the way, I think your shirt is good, it must be expensive, right?"
"Huh, if you can't afford it, there's no need to ask."
"Well, then write it on your shirt." I said with a harmless smile.
At this moment, Cheng Lei's face turned dark!
The palm of his hand holding the pen had blue veins popping out, and his eyes were staring at me!
"Xiao Lei, don't be rude to Xiao Feng!"
At the critical moment, the old man of the Cheng family spoke again. Cheng Lei almost snorted, then took the pen and started writing on his brand new shirt.
"Your writing is too sloppy. Can you write it more neatly? Otherwise I won't be able to recognize it," I said.
Cheng Lei gritted his teeth and wrote the character "Ling" on his shirt again.
"Oh, so that's how it's written? By the way, can you write it again to the right of the two dots of water? I couldn't see clearly just now."
Cheng Lei's eyes were about to burst into flames, but under his grandfather's gaze, he obediently wrote another word "Ling"...
A few minutes later, I took the pen from Cheng Lei's hand with satisfaction, then looked up slightly and found that he had already written more than a dozen characters "Ling" on his brand new shirt.
"Xiao Feng, is there any word you can't write? You can ask Xiao Lei to teach you. He graduated from Cambridge in the United States." The old man from the Cheng family is still so amiable. Even though I bully his grandson and granddaughter, I still look at him.
There was no trace of anger in his eyes.
But precisely because of this, the sense of danger this old man from the Cheng family gave me was much stronger than that of Cheng Lei and Gu Yanran...
I nodded and said with a smile: "No need, I just forgot for a moment, but now I have remembered how to write it."
After I finished speaking, I didn't forget to glance sideways at Cheng Lei and found that his face was as pale as water.
I felt secretly happy for a while, and a few seconds later, I signed my name on both contracts smoothly.
As I finished the last stroke, I looked up at the old man from the Cheng family opposite, and saw an obvious smile on his old face.
At the same time, the movement on my shoulder also stopped abruptly. After seeing me finally signing the contract, Gu Yanran angrily punched me on the shoulder, and then returned to her position with a look of displeasure on her face...
"Okay, let's wrap up the work. If Mr. Cheng has nothing to tell me, I'll go back first." I looked at the old man of the Cheng family and said.
The old man from the Cheng family smiled back at me. He adjusted his gold-rimmed glasses and said slowly: "It's nothing. You should go back. The tomb relocation will be in three days. I will send a car to pick you up then."
, in short, thanks to you, Xiaofeng, for helping me move the Cheng family’s grave."
"This is natural. I also hope that we can cooperate happily. I will do mine and you will do yours." I said calmly.
"Don't worry, as long as you can help my Cheng family move their ancestral graves, I won't miss anything I promised..."
After a few casual words with the old man from the Cheng family, I left the hotel and returned to my home.
It was already getting late, and I was already a little exhausted after eating a big meal in the hotel and taking the opportunity to bully the two wealthy people. I lay in bed and fell asleep quickly.
But when I fell asleep, I had a very strange dream that night.
In my dream, I saw a humanoid figure with messy hair and blood-red eyes in a huge black coffin, locked inside by a few iron chains as thick as calves.
The humanoid figure had his back to me, but before I could take a closer look, he let out bursts of hoarse laughter, which was instantly terrifying...
[Author's digression]: The protagonist is about to help the Cheng family move the grave, and what is waiting for him in the coffin? If you want to know what happens next, please remember to collect the corpse cremator!