As everyone on the court made such a noise, I suddenly felt extremely embarrassed!
Sir, don’t bully young people into being poor. Don’t bully me because you think I’m good-looking and young!
I looked at the old-fashioned coffin bearers, and I found that those who spoke the loudest and gave me the least face were among them!
I quickly made up my mind and decided to show them my hand!
I walked closer to the group of coffin bearers, then hung my hands behind my back, deliberately showing a calm look.
When the coffin bearers who yelled the loudest saw my showy appearance, they sneered. They didn't believe that I, an eighteen-year-old flower of the motherland, could really read faces!
But what I said next caused them to fall silent for an instant!
"What do you call this eldest brother?" I first said to an older coffin bearer.
"Hmph, just call me Brother Sun. I'm not telling you, little brother, if you don't go back and study hard, you will be acting as a master of physiognomy here. Don't hurt us..."
I directly interrupted the coffin bearer's ramblings, then quickly glanced around his face, and then smiled coldly.
"Why are you laughing?" the coffin bearer surnamed Sun said with eyes wide open.
"I laugh at you, Brother Sun, you are so old, yet you still have that kind of hobby!"
"What do you mean? What hobby? I don't understand what you are talking about?"
I raised my eyebrows, and after seeing that my words had aroused the curiosity of a few people, including the coffin bearer named Sun, I replied calmly: "I just took a look at it for you, Brother Sun."
Your face is dark and pale, white and pale, your eyes are dull and lifeless, and the brow bone points corresponding to your buttocks are covered with red spots... Well, if I guess correctly, Brother Sun, you really like it...
"
"quilt!"
"burst!"
"Juba!"
To be honest, I deliberately stretched out this sentence. Why? Because this coffin bearer named Sun was one of the people who shouted the loudest just now. I am not looking down on homosexuals, man.
Just to scare the monkeys!
As soon as I said these words, the coffin bearer surnamed Sun next to me looked in disbelief, and then his face darkened. His secret hobby was so blatantly revealed to me, and his face was completely wiped out.
I felt guilty secretly in my heart. The brow point and crotch point were actually a little bit of knowledge that the jade ring in my hand often taught me.
Although I didn't know that the jade ring, which is the inheritance of physiognomy, would actually instill this kind of knowledge into me, but I am always full of curiosity about new things, so I memorized it all at once.
Just today, it came in handy like this...
The coffin bearer surnamed Sun's face was as dark as coal. He squatted on the ground without saying a word. The companions beside him, after looking at each other, involuntarily moved a small distance away from his body.
.
"Shameless person!"
Suddenly, a silver bell-like sound came from not far away. The sound was pleasant to the ear, but it didn't feel right to me. What do you mean, didn't I just take a look? Why are you so shameless?
I looked at Gu Yanran who was speaking and realized how come this young Bai Fumei, who had returned from studying in Korea, was running against me like a little enemy from the first time we met?
I smiled evilly and said to Gu Yanran, "How about I give you a photo too?"
"How dare you? You stinking corpse cremator, how dare you talk nonsense, I won't let you go!" As she spoke, Gu Yanran took out a mask from her pocket and quickly put it on, then put the delicate face on her face.
Her little face was covered tightly.
When I saw this, I couldn't help but feel a little disappointed. Wasn't it just a joke? What's the matter? She's so beautiful that no one can look at her!
Gu Yanran had just finished being threatened by me, and the coffin bearers over there all looked at me with some disbelief in their eyes. They thought I was Hu Meng's!
After a while, a younger coffin bearer stood up and said to me: "Little brother, I still don't believe it. Why don't you also give me a photo?"
The young coffin bearer seemed to have some confidence in what he said. I glanced at him and saw that Jade Ring immediately poured several pieces of information into my mind.
"The nose is narrow, the eyes are thin, the hall is like a mountain, the lips are thin and the earlobes are thin... Brother, if I guess correctly, you should be a virgin with a girlfriend."
"Haha, you are wrong, I don't have a girlfriend!" the young coffin bearer said proudly.
I raised my eyebrows and continued: "Really? The girlfriend I'm talking about is your right hand... Also, there are bloodshot eyes in your eyes. You must have slept with your girlfriend once in the past few days...
"
"You!" The young corpse cremator was speechless and his face turned red!
But after I finished speaking this time, a group of corpse cremators burst into laughter!
"Haha, my girlfriend is the right hand!"
"I can't tell that I still have this hobby. Haha..."
Even Shen Xiaoqin on the side couldn't help hiding her mouth and snickering. On the contrary, Gu Yanran, who was wearing a mask, spat at me and said: "They are all a bunch of losers. They deserve to have no women..."
"I'm convinced!" At this time, the young coffin bearer also lost his battle and admitted defeat. Everyone in the crowd whispered quietly, and their eyes no longer looked down on me as before.
Seeing this scene, I actually knew deep down in my heart that these coffin bearers and the Taoist priests whose robes had not been washed for who knows how long are actually roles in the village that specialize in conducting funerals for people.
Most of these people come from humble and poor backgrounds. Otherwise, they would not be able to make a living by helping people organize funerals to escape the unlucky money. Therefore, it is inevitable that these people have some defects and diseases.
shortcoming.
And I don’t look down on them from the bottom of my heart. It’s just that in order to suppress them and establish some authority for myself, I have no choice but to tell them embarrassing things. Only in this way can I shock them faster!
No one among the coffin bearers dared to object anymore. The fortune-telling skills I showed just now greatly shocked them, but they may not know that the two fortune-telling skills I saw are actually the inheritance of physiognomy.
Two little knowledge points that Wuyujie instilled in me...
After taking care of the coffin bearer, Old Man Cheng over there also came over, with a friendly smile on his face.
Old man Cheng cleared his throat and said slowly: "I believe everyone has seen the skills of the master of physiognomy I invited, so he will be the one to direct the subsequent tomb relocation. Isn't everyone okay with that?"
"I don't have any opinion, but there is something I want to say. I don't know if it's right or not?" At this time, a voice came from a group of coffin bearers.
"Say!" I looked at the source of the voice. It was the young coffin bearer whose girlfriend was on his right hand who spoke.
The young coffin bearer hesitated for a few seconds under my gaze, and finally gritted his teeth and said: "I once heard my grandfather say that these people moved their ancestors' graves, and they moved on the day when the yin energy was at its weakest.
It is easy for evil spirits to enter the body. Here, I want to say that we can trust you, but if there is any danger, you should not deceive us!"
After the young coffin bearer finished speaking, the companions on the side couldn't help but nodded in agreement.
Indeed, it is not easy for them to be in this profession, and I can see that this young coffin bearer should be the kind of son who inherited his father's business. He will probably work as a coffin bearer for the rest of his life. This is simply putting himself at risk.
His head is almost tied to his crotch...
I gritted my teeth, feeling slightly reassured, and then said firmly: "Don't worry, everyone, since you believe in me, even if there is any danger, I will never leave anyone behind. This has nothing to do with money or life. This is how I behave as a person."
A matter of principle!"
[Author's digression]: Here comes the second update, freshly baked!