This time, as the rooster sat down on the "zi", even the Taoist priests looked a little ugly!
What time is it? It's twelve o'clock in the evening. To move the tomb at this time, not to mention those Taoist coffin bearers, even me, the cremator who has burned many corpses, is a little nervous.
My heart beats!
Damn it, is this rooster sick? I sighed secretly in my heart.
Several Taoist priests looked at each other for a moment. I saw the Taoist priest in yellow seemed to move his feet to scare the rooster from getting up, but I found that the rooster was not moved at all. It just sat there.
When things got to this point, several Taoist priests were helpless. Under the eyes of everyone, the Taoist priest in yellow grabbed the listless rooster, threw it under the table angrily, and then put the chenbu away.
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"Light the incense!"
The Taoist priest in yellow shouted feebly, and the other colleagues lit the incense with great reluctance.
Taoist Huang held three incense sticks and bowed three times to the tomb. "The time for the Cheng family's ancestors to move their tombs has been decided. Xiaodao is waiting here!"
After placing the incense, Taoist Huang motioned for the old men of the Cheng family and others to go over and pay homage to their ancestors. A gust of incense breeze drifted by, and Gu Yanran had already walked past me.
A few seconds later, Gu Yanran, Cheng Lei, and the old man of the Cheng family all knelt down in front of their ancestors' graves and bowed respectfully several times.
And just as they were worshiping incense, I glanced around and saw Gu Yanran kneeling on the ground, with a small piece of underwear exposed from behind her butt, and the color was particularly sentimental - pink.
I was secretly surprised. I didn’t expect that Gu Yanran, a white, rich and beautiful girl who looked unruly and willful, could actually have such a girlish heart. Her pink panties were exposed and she didn’t even wear any safety pants. Now
It's easier for me...
After paying homage, the Taoist priest in yellow called me over and said that I was the conductor of the tomb relocation and that I had to deal with the ancestors of the Cheng family.
Naturally, I obeyed the words of the Taoist priest in yellow. I quickly lit a few incense sticks and bowed to the tomb while secretly praying that nothing bad would happen tonight. I also had to find a continuation for my little lover.
Soul grass...
After everything was settled, I looked at the time. It was only three or four o'clock in the afternoon, and there were still a full ** hours until twelve o'clock in the evening. Fortunately, the old man from the Cheng family had also prepared food in advance, and a group of people gathered around.
After that, the beer and food carried in the car were taken out.
It has to be said that the Cheng family was very generous. Not only did they give everyone a thick red envelope during meal time, but the food they brought was also of high quality.
A group of coffin bearers and Taoist priests living on the ground floor were like a gust of wind sweeping away fallen leaves. Each of them grabbed a bottle of beer from a can and ate with it. It was so cool.
But while eating, I also discovered something strange.
Even though those two men in strange clothes came together to eat and drink together, I noticed that when someone toasted them, they both lightly touched the mouth of the can with their lips, and they didn't drink much.
It looks just like those fishing for milk, drinking and licking the lid.
"Brother Xiao Zhou, come here, I respect you." The young coffin bearer shouted to me.
"Okay!" I didn't hesitate. This young coffin bearer was not much older than me. Although I had deliberately exposed his girlfriend's identity just now, this guy didn't seem to be really angry with me.
"My name is Xue Chen. I have been carrying coffins for two years. Today I see that Brother Zhou is really good at it. You have to protect me from now on." The young coffin bearer said to me with a red face.
"You are the coffin bearer and I am the corpse cremator. How can I be awesome? Don't call me brother Zhou. Just call me Ling Feng."
Although I am sometimes shy around girls, I can actually easily get along with people of the same gender that I get along with.
Soon, the coffin bearer named Xue Chen and I drank two cans of beer and pissed ourselves off, which suddenly brought the two of us much closer together.
Xue Chen put his arm on my shoulder and told me about the supernatural events he had encountered while carrying coffins in the past two years. I felt the thick calluses on his hands. To be honest, I could feel it. This one was not much older than me.
A 3-year-old guy should actually be a hard-working man, otherwise, who would become a coffin bearer at such a young age...
After chatting with Xue Chen for a long time, at the suggestion of the old man from the Cheng family, I returned to the car and prepared to rest for a while. After all, I had to be the conductor for the tomb relocation at twelve o'clock in the evening.
I returned to the car alone. As soon as the door was closed, my legs were directly placed on the leather seat in front of me.
Fishing wire is fishing wire, never mind that the leather seat is tens of thousands apiece. I put my legs on the sofa and my head was lying flat on the seat. After a while, the beer I just drank was already on my brain.
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Under the cool breeze of the air conditioner in the car, I fell asleep. In my dream, I even dreamed that I went back to the time when I was a child and peeked at my neighbor's Erya taking a bath.
But when I tried to stand on the brick and stood on tiptoe to look inside through the small gap, I found that the body of Erya inside had obviously grown up a lot, almost like an adult.
Tsk tsk, but there’s nothing to say about that figure. If it should be round, it should be round. If it should be round, it should be round. Her black hair is hanging down, and she looks like a model.
I watched it intently for a long time, but the moment Erya turned around, I suddenly came back to my senses: Didn’t the chubby Erya have short hair? When did she have such a good figure and
Long hair?
But it wasn't over yet. Erya turned around and looked at me sharply. At a glance, I found that the facial features on that face were actually crowded together...
I was awakened by this face in an instant. I opened my eyes in a cold sweat and thought about why I had another nightmare. Suddenly, I discovered something even weirder!
It was pitch dark inside the car at this time, but my body couldn’t get up from the car seat!
I was covered in cold sweat, and my body was limp and without any strength. I struggled to reach out my hands to support my body, but I felt that not to mention my hands, even other parts of my body seemed to be stiff.
Yeah, it's not under my control at all!
"What's going on?" I was suddenly startled. Didn't I have a nightmare while sleeping? Why can't I move my body?
I wanted to call someone out, but no matter how much I opened my mouth, no sound came out...
At this moment, I was completely panicked!
It was pitch dark inside the car, I couldn't see anything at all, and what made me even more helpless was that I couldn't move my body at all, as if I was possessed by an evil spirit!
Just when I was at a loss, suddenly, I felt like something was hanging down on my neck.
This thing was very soft, but also had a sharp and piercing feeling. In the next second, my heart twitched violently, and I quickly guessed what this thing was!
It’s hair!!
Why is there hair on my neck? I am not a woman, my hair is just an inch, where does it come from?
I was panicking in my heart, but when I looked around me with difficulty, I couldn't help but gasp!
I saw that next to me, I don’t know when, there was an additional figure of a woman...
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