Seeing Bai Wuji's cell phone vibrating, Chu Ling asked, "Who is calling?"
"Fat Wu."
"Just in time, I have something to ask him." With that said, Chu Ling stretched out her little hand and took away Bai Wuji's phone.
Bai Wuji didn't care. He was about to ask Chu Ling, how on earth could someone dig a hole without a spade or a hoe?
What's more, this villa also has a foundation. Unless the so-called 'tomb chamber' is hidden in the basement of the villa, otherwise, if it is really under the foundation, then call an excavator. Manpower will definitely not be able to do it.
In fact, this is what Chu Ling wanted to ask. Since Fatty Wu knew about this kind of house and tomb, and he had accidentally mentioned the words "sorcery life extension" during the phone call earlier, it means that the Fatty still has a certain understanding of this matter.
Understood.
Chu Ling connected the phone, but before she could speak, Fatty Wu started yelling: "Hey brother, I know Xiao Ling's temper, I guess I can't stop it, you have to help me, don't be lazy, I know you're good, brother
, don’t let Xiao Ling be in danger..."
"Wu Hao, what are you talking about?" Chu Ling frowned, feeling as if Fatty Wu had made a mistake. Who did he say was more capable and still protected her? Bai Wuji?
Bang bang bang!
The voice of Fatty Wu slapping his little mouth came from the other end of the phone: "What's that, little spirit? I didn't wake up, talking in my sleep... Oh, by the way, I know I can't stop you. Are you a client of yours now?"
Where is it at home?”
"That's right, I was planning to ask you. I knew you must have a solution, so I deliberately pretended to be stupid and didn't say anything." Chu Ling bared his teeth and sneered.
Seeing the two little tiger teeth and Chu Ling's treacherous expression, Bai Wuji suddenly had black lines on his face.
But he also heard what Fatty Wu said just now, and was almost frightened. Fortunately, Chu Ling didn't take it seriously.
Fatty Wu continued: "Hey, Xiao Ling, you are really smart. I have analyzed that before. Didn't my nephew say that the residents here are usually not haunted? Moreover, they all die after going out.
, right?”
"That's right."
Fatty Wu responded and continued: "That's right, the living live on top of the dead, even if they don't burn incense or make sacrifices, they can't stop sleeping at night, and they will be scared away in a few days. But now this
It's definitely different. If he didn't dream about ghosts, it means there's nothing underneath, so this is a witchcraft fake tomb."
"Then, what's the use?"
"I don't know its use. There is such a way to extend one's life in the head-lowering technique. But not only the head-lowering technique, I have also heard that some evil spirits in your industry also use this method to steal the sky and exchange it with the life of the sacrifice to replenish their own.
Yangshou, some people even use this method to live for hundreds of years. Moreover, this method of extending life can not only be used by people."
When Bai Wuji heard that he couldn't listen anymore, he took the phone and said, "Okay, okay, just tell me what to do. Professor Wu, you can start the lecture again when everything is fine."
Because Fatty Wu talks a lot and loves to show off his various Feng Shui skills, Bai Wuji recently gave him this nickname.
"I have no choice. I know I can't stop you two. I said, in fact, the tomb is very simple. A three-year-old child can do it, especially the one you are in now. There are no dead people, it is just a tool room for practicing evil arts.
Tomb. All you need to do is make the whole tomb filthy."
"What's so filthy?" Chu Ling asked.
"Well, to put it bluntly, it's just smearing shit all over the walls."
When Fatty Wu said shit, Bai Wuji and Chu Ling felt disgusted and smeared shit all over the room? Do you know how big this villa is and how much shit is needed?
Chu Ling rubbed her forehead and continued to ask: "What is the difficulty?"
"The difficulty is the tomb-guarding evil spirit. This thing is very powerful. Let me tell you this, Xiaoling, you are just putting ten or eight yin soldiers at the door. The tomb-guarding evil spirit will not tolerate you when it comes. It is very difficult to deal with it.
, and I’m not sure whether my method will work or not. It’s very risky, so I don’t want you to interfere.”
"Tell me, what can I do?" Chu Ling asked.
"A few things are needed to deal with them, um...a pair of virgins and a boy, the blood of a rooster that has just been killed for twelve hours, and a black dog." After saying that, Fatty Wu laughed on the phone: "It's easy to talk about virgins, hehe.
, Xiao Ling will do, but what about my nephew, whose house are you going to borrow a child from, boy?"
"Hey, what do you mean? If you dare to fall in love with me, you can't be a virgin?" Bai Wuji muttered dissatisfiedly.
Fatty Wu continued: "Don't interrupt, then when you find the child, let the child pee, let the child pee, then let Xiaoling carry the urine around the living room on the first floor of their house, sprinkle the child's urine on the four corners, and then
This is the key point. Be sure to leave some child urine and hide the child urine under the coffee table, because later the evil spirits will come to guard the tomb. These things are only afraid of urine. If you urinate in the four corners of the house, they will not be able to get in or out.
The reason for peeing under the coffee table is that when guests come, the most common place to stay is the coffee table. It absorbs the atmosphere of hundreds of people and can cover the children's urine to prevent those things from being guarded."
This method was messy, but Bai Wuji and Chu Ling miraculously listened to it, and Bai Wuji even asked: "What about the black dog and chicken blood?"
"Chicken blood is because I'm worried that it's hard to find children in this world, and most people won't lend them to you for fun, so if you really can't find them, I'll use chicken blood instead."
Bai Wuji's face was covered with black lines.
"What about the black dog?" Chu Ling asked.
"The black dog is because I was worried that you two would be bored after a long night, so I bought one for fun. And I'm going to Yichuan in a few days, and I really want to eat dog meat, so..."
"Get out!" Bai Wuji and Chu Ling said in unison.
"Okay, okay, no kidding, let me remind you one last thing. After the tomb is destroyed, this place will no longer be usable. The evil spirits guarding the tomb and the tomb will be alive soon, so they are extremely angry.
He will try his best to kill both of you, so you two must be more careful! Okay, if everything is fine tomorrow morning, give me a call to report that you are safe." Fatty Wu finally finished what he wanted to say.
.
Before hanging up the phone, Fatty Wu repeatedly told Bai Wuji to protect Chu Ling.
Because Bai Wuji's phone voice was too loud, Chu Ling heard a few scattered words and felt a little confused. Why did Fatty Wu always say that Bai Wuji would protect her?
"Boss, Fatty Wu hung up the phone. What should I do? Do you follow what he said?" Bai Wuji asked.
Chu Ling was also depressed. She sat on the sofa, raising her little eyebrows. After holding it in for a long time, she looked at Bai Wuji and said, "I only told him that I might demolish the house, but I didn't say anything about building walls in his house."
Smear it with...smear it with shit, it’s so disgusting, silly X, do you think he won’t pay me the bill?”
Bai Wuji's face was full of black lines: "Then let's go and go home..."
As a result, Chu Ling said something that made Bai Wuji almost vomit blood and die: "Oh, forget it, I'm in trouble... I'll borrow the little boy's urine, you... you can stay and poop."
Bai Wuji was petrified on the spot.
"Hey, I'm not the boss, why don't you play with me? Tell me how big is this villa? With such a huge workload, how long do I have to do it? Besides, I haven't had dinner yet, how can I do it?"
"Then you can't let a little girl like me poop on the wall!"
"You... what, I'm responsible for the child's urine. Can't you go out and borrow some poop?"
Chu Ling shook her head and walked towards Bai Wuji with a smile: "Silly X, hehe, you are the best. I will give you a bonus later. Go ahead and poop for me."
Damn, this girl has changed her persona again.
Bai Wuji found that Chu Ling was very cold and serious most of the time to whomever he talked to, and would be cute with him every now and then, but...
"It's not lethal at all. Let me tell you, shit has nothing to do with me. You have to do it yourself."
"Bai Wuji!" Chu Ling stamped her foot and raised her eyebrows: "I was kind enough not to deduct your salary last time, but you don't know how to repay your kindness?"
"have no idea."
After saying that, Bai Wuji went to the bathroom and prepared to make baby urine.
Halfway through squatting, he heard someone kicking the door with their little feet. Bai Wuji impatiently said, "What are you doing? You're going to scare me so much that I'm going to pee in a moment!"
"Hurry up!"
"What are you doing?"
"Why are you shitting on the wall?" Chu Ling gritted his teeth outside the door, and Bai Wuji smiled. Wiping his butt, he came to the door and opened it a small crack.
"Hmm! It smells so bad... You're so annoying. Let's release the smell quickly. I'll brew it up again." Chu Ling looked depressed.
"No need to brew, haven't I done it already?"
Chu Ling raised her eyebrows: "But one person is not enough..."
"Then you alone are enough?"
Chu Ling was speechless, and Bai Wuji smiled: "You're stupid, boss. When Fatty Wu said painting the walls, do you think it's like decorating a house? Are you going to paint Jiang Yuze's house with a layer of shit paint?"
"What do you mean?"
"I'll dilute it with water later, and then apply it with a mop dipped in feces water."
"What you said is so disgusting..."
"Is it disgusting? Well, I'll flush the toilet and you can make something fresh later."
"Hey don't!"
…
The problem of feces was solved. After Bai Wuji made the feces water, Chu Ling urged Bai Wuji to make the boy urinate.
As a result, Bai Wuji's face was covered with black lines, and he squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "I am... really a boy!"
"That's right, I don't think anyone has a girlfriend like you..."
Bai Wuji's face was covered with black lines.
The boy's urine and excrement were ready, so Bai Wuji stepped on the chair and prepared to paint the wall. When the mop stained with excrement was removed from the wall for the first time, Bai Wuji frowned.
He vaguely felt that the whole house was shaking slightly.
Especially now that he was standing on a chair.
"You felt it too, didn't you?" Chu Ling came over.
"Fat Wu looked like he was just fooling around, but he didn't expect to know something real." Bai Wuji smiled and continued painting the wall.
Watching Bai Wuji sway, Chu Ling became more and more depressed. First, the smell was unpleasant, and in addition to the smell of shit, there was also the light yellow liquid in the small basin in front of her...
"Silly X, um...are you really a virgin?"
"Huh? Why, are you tempted? I refuse the boss's unspoken rules."
"Get out!" Chu Ling cursed, then stood up with a basin in hand. At this moment, Bai Wuji had finished squirting, and Chu Ling was left to pour the boy's urine in the four corners of the living room.
After taking a few steps with the urine in hand, Chu Ling shouted: "Silly X, come here!"
Bai Wuji was startled: "What are you doing, so startled?"
"...Pinch your nose, it's so cool!"
Helpless, Bai Wuji pinched Chu Ling's nose again and again and walked around the four corners of the house with her. But just after pouring water on two corners, a knock on the door suddenly rang!
The sound was urgent and sudden.
Bai Wuji and Chu Ling looked at each other. Bai Wuji shook his head and said, "Just do what Fatty Wu said."