Before the guard finished speaking, Xiao Ye said impatiently: "Come on, he has his own mouth, and I didn't ask you. Okay, there's nothing to do here without you, so go ahead and do what you have to do."
"This..." The guard was worried about Wang Yang.
"What is this, what is this? This is the secret base that you have forgotten, can anything else happen? Besides, with Master Ben here, what can't be settled?" Xiao Ye curled his lips and said.
The guards looked at each other, and they did not dare to disobey Xiao Ye's words. Furthermore, Xiao Ye was right, this was the Wang family base, and there could be no crisis.
After the two guards left, Xiao Ye started talking to Wang Yang: "Hey, your name is Wang Yang, right? Which Yang? It can't be the Yang of impotence, right? Hey, why don't you say anything?
?Are you a mute? Oh my God, Sister Xue didn't tell me, but it doesn't matter. All the secret bases of your Wang family have doctors with superb medical skills. That guy here, Ryan, is very stupid. Look at this hand of mine.
He was the one who pretended it.
Hehe, do you feel weird?
Hey, ask me, ask me, why am I missing my hand?"
This Xiao Ye was simply the ultimate combination of talkative and funny. Wang Yang looked at him listlessly and shook his head with a sigh.
"Why are you sighing? There is something you can't get over. Look at me, I don't know how happy I am day by day." Xiao Ye walked around the base with his arm around Wang Yang's shoulders.
Wang Yang was just like this, his ears were getting calloused as he was nagging him.
"Oh, just ask me, why are my hands missing?" Xiao Ye pestered Wang Yang.
Wang Yang really couldn't stand him anymore, so he asked perfunctorily: "Okay, may I ask why you lost your hand?"
"You should ask more accurately, it's the right hand." Xiao Ye reminded: "But forget it, I'll answer you directly...The answer is, I don't know either."
"Ah ha ha ha! You didn't expect that, did you? Damn it, I'm telling you, I didn't expect it either. I just felt like I took a nap, and when I woke up, my right hand was gone. It hurt me so much, but now that I have a robotic hand, it feels better."
Not bad." Xiao Ye's answer made Wang Yang dumbfounded.
You don’t know either?
Disappeared after just one sleep?
"Hey, you don't have to look at me like that. There are many such things. I have visited your secret base many times. There are more than a hundred in the world. I have been to thirty or forty of them. Some of them even went to
Two or three times, you would never have imagined that every time I took a nap and woke up, there were dozens of holes in my mother's body, or just a few bullets. In short, I felt like I had lived for more than twenty years.
, when I wake up, I’m either doing surgery or on the way to surgery.”
Xiao Ye shook his head bitterly, but then quickly laughed: "But this is also good,? At least I feel that I am the only one in the world who has had such an experience, so am I not unique?"
Wang Yang: "………………"
Can't help but give a thumbs up.
This fucking awesome guy is really weird.
It would be strange if there was another one like this in the world!
Wang Yang seemed to be in a better mood and asked Xiao Ye, "By the way, what is your relationship with our Wang family?"
"Ah? You don't know? Didn't Sister Xue mention me to you? Really, I even reminded her a few times. It's really not fun." After complaining, Xiao Ye said: "In terms of level, I should
He is the person in charge of the affairs of the Wang family. The first level is the direct relationship with you. Of course, you are an exception. The second level is the direct relationship with the Wang family. These will never change. From now on, it is the royal family.
Everyone competes with each other, and whoever contributes the most will get this position. Generally speaking, those who can become the top talkers are the big bosses of the 100 billion group or above. But I am different. I am alone. Although I
I don’t know how I got this position, but I have always enjoyed the treatment of a talkative person. Oh, and by the way, the other five major families are also classified in this way."
"Oh..." Wang Yang nodded. No wonder he appeared in such an important place in the Wang family's secret base. He turned out to be the talker.
However, he didn't know anything when he asked questions. He was simply weird. Doesn't this person also have amnesia? But it's not like he didn't remember anything. Wang Yang shook his head and didn't think too much.
The two of them went back and forth, and gradually became familiar with each other. Not long after, Xiao Ye asked again: "Hey, Wang Yang, why were you so distracted just now?"
Wang Yang sighed: "My girlfriend has lost her memory and doesn't remember anything."
Xiao Ye snorted and said, "What's the point? Let's change it to another one. What kind of girlfriend do you, the eldest young master of the Wang family, want? Do you have to stare at someone who has lost his memory?"
Wang Yang: "...Don't talk nonsense, I only love her."
"Eh? You are quite dedicated." Xiao Ye chuckled: "That's easy. If you lose your memory, you will lose your memory. Why don't you just chase her again? Do you want me to teach you some secrets to seduce girls? I'll tell you.
, I kill every girl I see with this trick of seducing girls, and I have never failed."
"What's the trick?"
"Handsome!" Xiao Ye said narcissistically, holding his chin in his hand.
Wang Yang: "...What about other than that?"
"Huh? Is there a girl in this world who can't even be handsome? Okay, then listen up, the second trick is... to be rich!" Xiao Ye said seriously: "If you are handsome plus rich, you can be said to be invincible.
, no disadvantages, absolutely no woman in this world can resist this set of combos! "
"That's nonsense. There are a lot of people who don't like this." Wang Yang said, rolling his eyes.
"Impossible! Can you give me an example? I don't believe it." Xiao Ye frowned.
"My sister." Wang Yang said lightly.
"Uh...she...she is a fairy. Yes, she is a little fairy. How can she be compared with ordinary people? The only one who can resist the temptation of money and appearance is a little fairy! It is impossible for a mortal to do it." Xiao Ye explained
road.
"Then my girlfriend must be a fairy. Do you have any tricks for chasing fairies?" Wang Yang asked. In fact, Xiao Ye was right. Lan Ruolian's amnesia is not a bad thing. Otherwise, she would definitely not be able to deal with Liu Guoxiu's matter.
Accepting it, this would actually reduce her pain.
As for myself, chasing her again and falling in love with her can also make up for my previous regrets. Before, I... completely failed to fulfill the responsibilities of a boyfriend.
There are many things that lovers should do but have not done yet.
This time, I must give Lan Ruolian a perfect love experience.
Wang Yang waited for Xiao Ye for a long time, but Xiao Ye replied: "Well... fairies can't fall in love, don't you know it violates the rules of heaven?"
Wang Yang immediately looked at Xiao Ye as if he were a sand sculpture. This Xiao Ye was normal at one moment and funny at another. It was so weird!
"Get out!" Wang Yang cursed angrily.
Xiao Ye curled his lips aggrievedly, and then said: "Oh, it's not completely impossible."
[Author's digression]: I didn't choose either time or new love. Instead, I chose to stay up the longest night, smoke endless cigarettes, drink endless wine, and read Jiang Xiren's novel. I can't say how sad it was, anyway.