"I've read too many novels. How could such a bloody thing like time travel happen to me?"
"Dreaming, yes, it must be a dream."
After waking up, Ye Wuyou recalled what happened before, smiled bitterly and shook his head.
"Now that you're awake, don't pretend to be dead in bed, get up and get to work." Turning over, Ye Wuyou was about to have a sweet dream to change his mood, but an unpleasant voice suddenly sounded in his ears.
"Why are you making so much noise so early in the morning and preventing people from sleeping? You really have no quality at all." Ye Wuyou sat up from the bed and said with an unhappy look on his face.
When he saw the other party's appearance, Ye Wuyou was stunned.
He has eyes as big as sesame seeds, he is greener than a turtle, and he has a big bump on his forehead that is bigger than an egg.
For a person to look so distinctive, I have to admire the imagination of the Creator. For Halloween in the future, this dear man will not even need to wear makeup.
Fortunately, Ye Wuyou grew up watching Journey to the West and was used to seeing all kinds of monsters, otherwise he would have been scared to death by this dear friend.
"438, what are you looking at? Why don't you get out of bed." Liu Lulu said impatiently.
Depend on!
If you think you are ugly because you are ugly, if you dare to scold me, you really think I am easy to bully.
"You are Sanba, and your whole family is Sanba." Ye Wuyou retorted unceremoniously.
"Good boy, you dare to scold me. It seems that if I don't teach you a lesson, you don't know the rules here." Liu Lulu was not a good person. Her expression changed, and she raised her hand and slapped Ye Wuyou directly.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for gaining ten rage points." The system prompt sounded suddenly.
"Congratulations, you big-headed ghost." When encountering danger, the system never forgets to congratulate you. I have to say that this system really deserves a beating.
Now was not the time to settle accounts. When he saw Liu Lulu's slap, Ye Wuyou felt an invisible pressure. If he was hit, he might be crippled even if he didn't die. How could Ye Wuyou dare to hesitate and hurriedly got out of the bed?
Jump up.
"Seeing as this little brother is new here, please show mercy to Brother Lu." Just when Liu Lulu's palm was about to hit Ye Wuyou, a fat figure ran over and quickly grabbed Liu Lulu's palm.
, said quickly.
"There are too many stories. If you dare to stop me, are you also itchy?" Being stopped made Liu Lulu very unhappy. She glared at the fat man in front of her with her sesame eyes and said angrily.
"Brother Lu, calm down." Seeing that Liu Lulu was really angry, Tao Shi also felt a little guilty and said weakly. "This little brother is just an ordinary person. There is no way he can stand your power, Brother Lu."
"If one more person tests the medicine, we can live longer."
"If I were slapped to death by you, Mr. Zhao would be angry if he knew about it."
Liu Lulu thought that Ye Wuyou must have been brought back by Zhao Laogang. If he really beat him to death, Mr. Zhao would definitely not be able to spare him.
"For your sake, I won't argue with him." Withdrawing her palm, Liu Lulu pondered for a moment and said, "Teach this boy the rules."
"But he offended me, so we can't just let it go. Next time I try the medicine, let him do it for me."
"Brother Lu, please don't worry, I will teach him the rules." Shi Tao Tao also breathed a sigh of relief and responded quickly.
"snort!"
After giving Ye Wuyou another hard look, Liu Lulu turned around and left.
"Thank you." Ye Wuyou knew that it was Tao Shi who helped him, so he glanced at the little fat man in front of him and said gratefully.
"You don't need to thank me, I'm doing this for myself." Looking at Ye Wuyou in front of him, Shi Taoist smiled bitterly and said. "Remember, be careful what you say in the future, don't provoke Brother Green, be careful with your life.
No guarantee.”
"You will be a member here from now on. Your number is No. 438. You will be responsible for washing clothes and cooking for everyone. You will go to Mr. Zhao's place to test the medicine once a week. Don't be late."
"Also, don't try to escape, you can't escape."
After Too Many Classics and History said this, Ye Wuyou realized that it turned out that 438 was a serial number, and he was not scolding him. Liu Lulu deserved to be scolded if he didn't explain it clearly.
"Why can you all call me by my name? Why do I only have one number?" This number is really not pleasant, making me look like a prisoner in jail. "You can call me by my name from now on. My name is Ye Wuyou."
"According to the order, newcomers who have just arrived can only get a number. Only those who can live for more than one month are allowed to use their own names." Shi Tao explained. "There are only ten people who can use their names now. You
If you're lucky, you might be the eleventh."
In this way, a total of more than 400 drug slaves were captured, and only ten people survived. The survival rate was 40 to 1, which was too low.
"Brother, how long you can live in the future can only depend on luck." Shi Tao Tao patted Ye Wuyou on the shoulder and encouraged. "Your injury has just healed, so just have a good rest here for a day!"
"Starting tomorrow, our clothes and food will depend on you. Remember to make the food delicious."
After Tao Shi left, the corner of Ye Wuyou's mouth twitched.
Isn’t barbecue delicious? Isn’t mobile gaming fun?
If you don't enjoy the happiness of the 21st century, why would you come here to wash and cook, work as a nanny and a medicine slave for others? Thinking about it makes people angry.
"System, get out of here right now." Ye Wuyou felt angry and itched his teeth when he thought of the culprit.
"The host's anger is a bit strong, I suggest you drink some chrysanthemums to quell the anger." The system said quietly.
"You're a big-headed guy." Ye Wuyou said angrily. "Stop talking nonsense. I'm not going to play anymore. Send me back quickly."
"Since the host wants to go back so much, the system can't force it." The system said. "I will give the host a three-foot white silk ribbon. Please do as you please."
Looking at the white silk that suddenly appeared in his hand, Ye Wuyou's little face turned blue with anger.
"You're cruel." The system's behavior is really irritating, but there is nothing that can be done about the system. Ye Wuyou also feels helpless. "You have also seen my situation. Not only do I have to be a cow and a horse here, but I also have to
I'm trying medicine on people, and if I'm unlucky, I'll be dead within a month."
"Don't forget, we are bound together. If I die, your game is over."
"I forgot to tell the host that this system has the function of unbinding." Faced with Ye Wuyou's threat, the system didn't care and said with a smile. "The worst thing is, change the host."
"Three-legged toads are not common, but two-legged people are everywhere."
Ye Wuyou was dumbfounded for a moment. Who set the rules? It was too cheating.
Suddenly I have the urge to kill both the system and the author of this book.
"Self-reliance and hard work are traditional virtues. The host should not always think about stealing and taking advantage of others. It is wrong to do so." The system said in a tone of educating the younger generation.
"If you don't want to die young, the host must adapt to the environment here as soon as possible and master some life-saving means as soon as possible."
"One more thing to remember is that this system is very busy. If nothing happens, the host please don't disturb this system's sleep."
[Author's digression]: I wish everyone a happy Christmas Eve