Li Tianmu stood waiting outside the house. After a while, he suddenly heard a woman behind him say: "Li Tianmu, why are you here?"
Li Tianmu turned around and saw Black Rose and Lady Poison walking over. He smiled and said, "Black Rose, I'm looking for you. I want to come over and inquire about your whereabouts from the Master of Poison Island."
Black Rose walked closer and said, "Why are you looking for me?"
Li Tianmu said: "I want to borrow something from you."
Black Rose said: "What?"
Li Tianmu said: "The smoke spray tube in your sleeve."
Black Rose said: "What can I borrow it for?"
Li Tianmu said: "I want to kill Uncle Zheng Guo, the chief minister of the dynasty, and Yan Shoufeng is protecting him. I am not Yan Shoufeng's opponent. I want to use the smoke spray cane to deal with Yan Shoufeng."
Black Rose said: "What grudge does that person named Zheng have against you? Why did you want to kill him?"
Li Tianmu said: "It's a long story."
The poisonous lady said: "Sister, don't let Daxia Li stand here, let's go into the house and talk."
The three of them entered the room and sat down. Li Tianmu explained the reason, and Black Rose said: "The man named Zheng deserves to die, but the spray gun is the girl's treasure, and we have no friendship, why should I lend it to you?
"Although you saved the girl before, the girl also saved you. We are already settled and we don't owe each other anything."
Li Tianmu said: "No, I haven't cleared up yet. If you hadn't warmed me up that night, I might have frozen to death. I still owe you a favor."
When Black Rose heard Li Tianmu mention that matter, her face immediately turned red and she shouted: "Li Tianmu, what's the matter with you? Didn't I tell you not to mention that matter again? Why do you still mention it?"
The poisonous lady smiled and said: "Sister, did you warm Li Tianmu's body? Why did you warm him? Could it be that he was naked?"
Black Rose flushed with shame and shouted: "Sister, what are you talking nonsense about? How could I do that?"
The poisonous lady smiled and said: "How warm is that? You and sister can talk about it."
Li Tianmu thought to himself: "Why didn't I open the pot?" He said apologetically: "Miss Hei, I'm really sorry. I'm sorry. I was confused for a moment, so I mentioned this matter again. I promise that I will do it again in the future." Never mention it again."
Black Rose said: "You broke your promise and I'm very angry. Please leave. I won't lend you the spray gun."
Li Tianmu was quite disappointed. He was a red-faced man who defecated in the latrine with his face facing out. Since he didn't want to borrow it, he couldn't beg shamelessly. He stood up and clasped his fists and said, "Excuse me for disturbing you. I'll take my leave now."
The poisonous lady said: "Master Li, don't leave in a hurry. The matter hasn't been explained clearly yet, so you can't leave."
Li Tianmu was startled and asked, "Why haven't you made it clear?"
The poisonous lady smiled and said: "It's about warming your body. How did my stupid sister warm you? Whether she was wearing clothes or not. You have to explain this clearly before you can leave."
Li Tianmu was displeased and thought to himself: "I didn't expect a bitch like Madam Poison to be so concerned about this kind of thing." He said, "It's because she is wearing clothes to keep warm."
The poisonous lady smiled and said, "Isn't that right? You didn't tell the truth. Sister, were you naked to warm him?"
Black Rose said coquettishly: "Sister, you are so evil, why are you asking about this?"
The poisonous lady smiled and said: "It seems that you are really warm naked. Li Tianmu, my silly sister treats you like this, you can't let her down. Are you married?"
Li Tianmu was startled and thought, "Why does she want to ask this?" He said, "We haven't gotten married yet."
The poisonous lady said: "This is very good, then you can marry my silly sister."
Li Tianmu said: "This can't be done. I already have someone in mind, so I can't marry a black girl."
After hearing this, the poisonous lady's face darkened and she said, "What? You don't want to? If you don't agree, you won't be able to get out of my snake island. If you don't believe me, just give it a try."
Li Tianmu didn't expect to come to borrow something and get into trouble. Seeing the arrogant attitude of the poisonous lady, he was very unhappy. He couldn't get angry in front of Black Rose. He sighed and said: "It doesn't matter, who let me
I owe it to Miss Hei. Since the poisonous island wants to take my life, then I will suffer death because you do it and I will never fight back."
The poisonous lady said: "Whoever wants to take your life, I will let you marry Rose, and you will worship me tonight."
Black Rose shouted: "Sister, what are you doing? Who wants to marry him? You think he is ugly, is he worthy of me?"
Seeing that Black Rose was anxious, Lady Poison smiled and said, "Sister is joking with you, Master Li, don't take it seriously."
Li Tianmu thought to himself: "Why is this poisonous lady not ashamed? Does anyone joke about this kind of thing?" He smiled awkwardly and said: "The master of Poison Island made a big joke and almost scared a certain family to the ground.
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Black Rose complained: "Sister, you are so evil. You actually take advantage of my sister to make fun of you. I will ignore you from now on."
Li Tianmu didn't want to get entangled with them any longer, so he thought to himself: "If you don't want to borrow it, just don't borrow it. I won't talk nonsense with them. Let's leave quickly." He cupped his fists and said, "I'll take my leave."
Black Rose said: "You're just leaving like that? Don't you want to borrow the spray gun?"
Li Tianmu smiled awkwardly and said, "Didn't you say you wouldn't lend it to me?"
Black Rose said: "Is there anyone who borrows things like you? If my aunt says she won't lend it to you, you won't. You don't know how to beg my aunt. Maybe if you say a few nice words, my aunt will change her mind."
Li Tianmu thought to himself: "Aren't you trying to play tricks on me?" He said coldly: "I'm sorry, I don't know how to say nice things." After that, he turned around and left.
Seeing his attitude, Black Rose was a little unhappy, but she didn't want to let him leave just like that.
Li Tianmu kicked in and out of the door. Just as he was about to walk out, he heard Black Rose say: "Wait, don't leave yet."
Li Tianmu didn't turn around, tilted his head slightly and asked, "What else is there?"
Black Rose said: "Can't you drink it? My aunt will give you a chance. If you can drink her down, my aunt will lend you the spray can."
Li Tianmu turned around and said, "Is this true?"
Black Rose said: "That's still false, my aunt means what she says."
Li Tianmu said: "Well, since Miss Hei has this intention, I will just accompany you."
Lady Poison was very happy to see the excitement and said, "Sister, are you here for sex or for sex?"
Black Rose said: "Yellow wine is slow to tell, so let's burn the knife."
The poisonous lady said: "Before we start drinking together, would you like to eat something to cushion your stomach?"
Black Rose said: "It's good to have something to eat."
The poisonous lady got up and left.
Li Tianmu saw Black Rose holding a small snake in his hands and asked, "Is that snake poisonous?"
Black Rose said: "Of course it's poisonous, and it's so poisonous that it will seal your throat when you see blood."
Li Tianmu said: "Aren't you afraid of being bitten when you handle such a poisonous snake?"
Black Rose said: "I'm happy to bite you to death, but do you care?"
Li Tianmu smiled helplessly.
After a while, Lady Poison came back. A girl in green clothes brought a plate of snacks and two bowls of tea and placed them on the table. Lady Poison said: "Master Li, have some snacks and a sip of tea."
Li Tianmu took a sip of tea but didn't touch the snack.
Black Rose ate a snack and drank the entire bowl of tea.
After a while, a girl in green clothes brought several bottles of Shao Knife and two wine bowls on a tray, and placed them on the table one by one.
Black Rose picked up a bottle and said, "Let's not use the bowl, just blow into the bottle."
Li Tianmu also picked up a bottle and said, "Okay, let's blow on the bottle."
The two of them removed the cork from the bottle, and their mouths were watering. Li Tianmu first poured half a kilogram of Shao Knife into his stomach, and then Black Rose also drained the bottle of wine.
The two drank one bottle at a time. After a while, there were ten empty bottles on the table. Li Tianmu had two to three kilograms, which is enough to burn a knife. Two kilograms is just right, but three kilograms will have to be poured. This
By then I had drunk two and a half kilograms, and I was eighty percent drunk. My face was blood red and my body was a little shaken.
He stuck out his tongue and said, "Miss Black, I didn't expect you to be so good at drinking."
Black Rose smiled and said: "Where are you now? My aunt's drinking capacity has not been fully exerted yet, let's continue."
Li Tianmu picked up another bottle and thought: "After drinking this bottle, I have to pour it. It seems that I can't borrow the spray can."
Sure enough, after Li Tianmu drank another bottle, as soon as he put the empty bottle on the table, he swayed and fell to the ground.
The poisonous lady asked her maid to carry Li Tianmu to the guest room to rest, and said to Black Rose: "This guy drank three kilograms of Shao Daozi, which is enough to drink."
Black Rose said: "Yes, fortunately I took my sister's hangover pill, otherwise, I really wouldn't be his opponent."
It turns out that Black Rose cheated. Lady Poison has a secret hangover elixir. After taking this elixir, no matter how strong the alcohol is, it feels like drinking water.
Poisonous Lady was afraid that Black Rose was no match for Li Tianmu, so she asked Black Rose if she wanted to eat something to cushion her stomach before fighting for wine. There was something in her words, but Li Tianmu didn't hear the underlying meaning, but Black Rose understood what Poisonous Lady meant. She
I know Poison Lady has a hangover elixir.
The hangover pill was put into Black Rose's tea, so Black Rose drank up the bowl of tea.
At midnight, Li Tianmu woke up and found that the room was lit with candle lights and he was lying on the kang. He sat up and felt his head was dizzy and aching. He thought to himself: "I didn't expect Black Rose's alcohol capacity to be so heavy. I
I can't even drink her. Forget it, I won't borrow the spray can, so I'd better leave."
It was late at night, and it was not convenient to say goodbye to the poisonous lady, so he left without saying goodbye, left the house, and went down the mountain to the pebble beach. The fishing boat he came on had already left. He had previously greeted the boat owner and asked him to wait for him.
After finishing the work, take him back to Qingniwakou.
The boat owner waited until sunset and still didn't see him coming out. He didn't dare to go to the island to look for him, and he didn't want to spend the night hungry here, so he sailed away.
Early the next morning, Black Rose went to the front hall to have dinner and said to her maid: "Why didn't you call Daxia Li to come over for dinner? He didn't eat much yesterday. He must be hungry now."
The poisonous lady said: "You do care about him, sister, don't you have a crush on him?"
Black Rose said: "Sister, what are you talking about? You are making fun of my little sister again."
Lady Poison called her maid to invite Li Tianmu over for dinner. It was not long before the maid came back and said, "Li Tianmu is not in the house, maybe he has left."
Black Rose said: "Why did he leave before I lent him the spray gun? No, I have to find him. How could he deal with Yan Shoufeng without the spray gun?"
The poisonous lady smiled and said: "Sister, whether you can deal with Yan Shoufeng is his business, what does it have to do with you? Why do you worry about him? Come sit down and eat."
Black Rose said: "You can't say that. He saved me back then, so I can't be ungrateful."
The poisonous lady smiled and said: "Didn't you also save him? You two have settled your relationship and don't owe each other. This is what you said yourself. Have you forgotten it?"
Black Rose was speechless for a moment and didn't know what to say. She paused and then said: "Oh, I won't talk to you anymore. I'm leaving. I'll see you again in a while."