Li Tianmu grabbed Fen'er and asked, "Who are you?"
Fen'er rolled her eyes at Li Tianmu, snorted, and turned a deaf ear to his words.
Li Tianmu brought the vine dragon sword forward, pressed it against Fan'er's heart, and said coldly: "Answer someone's question."
Fen'er said: "If you want to kill me, kill me. My aunt is not afraid of death."
Li Tianmu said: "It's not that easy to die. I will cut off your nose and make you embarrassed to see others."
Fen'er shouted: "How dare you, I'm from Snake Island, if you dare to hurt me in the slightest, my master will make you die miserably."
Li Tianmu was startled and asked, "Is the poisonous lady your master?"
Fen'er said: "Exactly, what's going on, are you afraid? That's right to be afraid. No matter how high your martial arts skills are, my master will kill you as easily as picking something out of a bag. I advise you to let me go, so as not to bring trouble on your own."
trouble."
Li Tianmu said: "Since you are from Snake Island, you naturally know Black Rose?"
Fen'er said: "Of course."
Li Tianmu said: "Black Rose is my friend. I have been to Snake Island several times and have some friendship with your master. I think even if I kill you, your master may not seek revenge from me."
Fen'er opened her big eyes, thought for a moment, and said, "Are you really friends with Sister Mei Mei?"
Li Tianmu nodded slightly, and then said: "Quickly tell me, who are you?"
Fen'er said coquettishly: "Why are you so mean? Well, let me tell you, my name is Ah Fen, and my nickname is Pink Rakshasa."
Li Tianmu said: "Fen Rakshasa, I have never heard of a person like you in the world."
Fen Rakshasa said: "You are ignorant. I have been following Fat Snake in Sichuan for the past few years. You go to Sichuan and ask around. How many people in the underworld don't know my name, Fen Rakshasa?"
Li Tianmu said: "Oh, it turns out you are a fat snake's woman."
Fen Luosha said: "Who is her woman? I just followed her around, not his woman."
Li Tianmu didn't care if she was a fat snake woman, and asked: "What on earth did you do to the man-eating tiger?"
Pink Rakshasa smiled and said: "Li Tianmu, it's a good thing you didn't touch me, otherwise I would have been dead. At this moment, the perverted tiger has probably been poisoned and is about to die."
Li Tianmu was shocked and shouted: "So you gave him poison, where is the antidote?"
Fen Luosha said: "I can give you the antidote, but you must let me go."
Li Tianmu said: "Okay, a certain family promised to bring the antidote quickly."
Pink Rakshasa said shyly: "The antidote... the antidote is with me, so it's not convenient to take it out."
Li Tianmu thought to himself: "You bitch is not ashamed to sleep with a man, but now you are so shy. Who are you showing off to?" He opened his acupuncture points with his fingers and said, "Take it out quickly."
Pink Rakshasa said in embarrassment: "I have nothing to carry."
Li Tianmu said sternly: "Stop playing tricks and hand over the antidote quickly."
Pink Rakshasa said coquettishly: "Why are you so mean? Who is playing tricks? How can I give it to you if you don't have anything to carry it?"
Li Tianmu was eager to save the man-eating tiger and didn't want to talk nonsense with her, so he started to touch Fen Luosha's body. Fen Luosha thought that Li Tianmu wanted to take the opportunity to eat tofu, so he suddenly hugged Li Tianmu and said softly: "
If you want my body, I will give it to you."
Li Tianmu couldn't find the antidote, so he pushed Fen Luosha away and shouted: "Where can you find the antidote on you? You are clearly deceiving me. He thrust the Vine Dragon Sword into her throat and shouted: "Say quickly, the antidote is here.
where?"
Pink Rakshasa said anxiously: "It's on someone else's body."
Li Tianmu said: "Where is this on you? I've searched everything, but there's nothing. If you try to deceive me again, believe it or not, someone cut your nose." After that, he picked up his sword and hit Fen Luosha's nose.
On the nose.
Pink Rakshasa screamed in fright and said: "Don't cut, don't cut, oh, the antidote is that... that..."
Li Tianmu shouted: "What is that?"
Pink Rakshasa said embarrassedly: "It's someone else's urine."
Li Tianmu said: "Don't lie to me. If the man-eating tiger has any shortcomings, I will make your life worse than death."
Fen Luosha said: "Who lied to you? Do you believe it or not?"
Li Tianmu grabbed the pink Rakshasa, put it on his shoulder, and ran back.
Pink Rakshasa shouted: "Where are you taking me?"
Li Tianmu said: "Go and save the man-eating tiger."
Seeing that Li Tianmu was flying as fast as flying, Pink Rakshasa put the wind on Li Tianmu's shoulders. She was feeling dizzy and uncomfortable because of the bumps. She shouted: "Slow down, don't worry, that lewd tiger will be ready in a minute."
My son is still alive."
Li Tianmu could not listen to her, and did not slow down. On the way, he met Shi Shengmi and shouted: "Shi Shi, why did you come out? Is it because of man-eating tiger poison?"
When Shi Shengmi saw Pink Rakshasa, he grabbed her by the hair and shouted: "Bitch, you've done such a terrible job to the tiger, I'll hit you to death with one stick." Then he picked up the big stick and was about to hit Pink Rakshasa's head.
When he came to say hello, he was so frightened that Pink Rakshasa screamed.
Li Tianmu said: "Shitou, don't mess around. She has the antidote and can save the man-eating tiger. If you kill her, you won't be able to get the antidote."
Shi Shengmi shouted: "Bitch, where is the antidote? Hand it over quickly."
Li Tianmu said: "The antidote is her urine. Let's talk about it when we get back."
After returning to the inn, as soon as he entered the courtyard, he heard Wang Mingtu screaming like a pig in the room. Li Tianmu pushed the door open and entered the room. He saw Wang Mingtu covering his crotch and rolling on the bed. His face was blue, his lips were black and purple, and his forehead was covered with blood.
It's beads of sweat.
Li Tianmu said: "Man-eating tiger, please be patient a little longer, and I will give you the antidote right away." After that, he removed the powdered Rakshasa, handed it to her with an empty tea bowl, and shouted: "Pee quickly!"
Pink Rakshasa didn't want to urinate in public and shouted: "There are so many people and I can't pee. I have to go to the latrine."
Li Tianmu pulled Fen Luosha out of the house and came to the outside of the hut. Under the moonlight, he saw a belt hanging on the door, indicating that there was someone inside. Li Tianmu knocked on the door and said: "Brother, please hold on tight, I'm here
Waiting for help."
I just heard someone shouting from inside: "Why are you urging me? Just wait for me! I will have to squat for at least one or two hours, so just wait."
When Li Tianmu heard this, he felt angry. He opened the door and saw a big man squatting inside. He grabbed his front, pulled him out, pushed him to the ground, and shouted: "Pink Rakshasa, hurry in and pee!"
The big man's stool was dry and he couldn't poop. He was suffocating and vented his anger on Li Tianmu. He got up and shouted, "Mother Xipi, I'll beat you to death!" He rushed over and punched Li Tianmu.
Li Tianmu brought the vine dragon sword forward, pressed it against his throat, and shouted: "Fuck you, uncle, do you want to die? If you want to die, just let it go."
When the big man saw Li Tianmu looking ferocious and terrifying, with murderous intent on his face, as if he wanted to eat someone, he was so frightened that he made a loud noise and even excrement and urine came out. Li Tianmu invisibly helped him cure his dry stool.
Li Tianmu smelled a stench, and knew that the other party was so frightened that he pooped in his pants. He felt that he had done a bit too much, so he took back his sword and said, "Brother, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry."
The big man didn't dare to be arrogant anymore, so he learned his lesson and said awkwardly: "It's okay, it's okay." He turned around and left.
At this time, Fen Rakshasa left the latrine and handed Li Tianmu a bowl of urine. Li Tianmu took her back to the guest room and asked Shi Shengmi to look at Fen Rakshasa, sit by the bed, and said: "Man-eating tiger, please get rid of it quickly."
Drink the medicine."
Fen Luosha said: "Don't drink all of it, take half internally and leave half for external use."
Li Tianmu asked: "Where to rub it?"
Pink Rakshasa said: "The a** in the crotch."
Li Tianmu thought to himself: "This stupid antidote is disgusting, and the usage is also disgusting." He said: "Man-eating tiger, you take two sips first, don't drink all of it, and rub the rest on the affected area."
Wang Mingtu gritted his back molars, endured the severe pain, and sat over. Li Tianmu handed him the tea bowl. Wang Mingtu just took a sip and sprayed it, shouting: "What kind of antidote is this? This is obviously urine."
Li Tianmu said: "Urine is the antidote, drink it quickly."
Wang Mingtu looked at Fen Luosha and gnashed his teeth and said, "You bitch, you've made me suffer so much, I can't spare you."
Shi Shengmi felt sorry for his good brother and was furious. He grabbed the pink Rakshasa by the front and slapped him with two big mouths, until the pink Rakshasa fainted.
Wang Mingtu endured nausea and drank half a bowl of antidote. Li Tianmu used his sword to cut open the mattress, took out a piece of cotton, and gave it to Wang Mingtu, asking him to wipe his lower body with the cotton dipped in the antidote.
Wang Mingtu took off his pants and saw that the member in his crotch was black and purple. He thought to himself: "What will I do if my baby dies?" After wiping it with the antidote, he felt the pain gradually subsided.
Shi Shengmi asked: "Tiger, how are you? Does the antidote work?"
Wang Mingtu said: "It's okay, it doesn't hurt much anymore."
Shi Shengmi complained: "Tiger, I told you not to touch her, but you didn't believe me. That's great. I almost killed that bitch. If Hero Li hadn't captured her, would you still be alive?"
Wang Mingtu said ashamedly: "I was careless. I have been hunting geese all my life, but I didn't expect that the goose got a goose in the eye. This is such a bad loss. You should pay attention to it in the future." After a pause, he said again: "I just thought.
I don’t understand, how this stinky bitch poisoned me, it’s really puzzling.”
Shi Shengmi said: "Let me ask her." He picked up the teapot and poured the tea on Fen Luosha's head and face. Seeing Fen Luosha coming to life, he shouted: "Tell me, how did you poison the tiger?"
Fen Luosha was hurt by Shi Shengmi's beating just now. He was angry and lost his temper. He glared at Shi Shengmi and said angrily: "I won't tell you."
Shi Shengmi picked up his big stick and shouted: "You say it or not, if you don't say it..."
Before Shi Shengmi could finish what he said, Fen Luosha rushed over and said, "So what if I don't say anything. Do you want to smash my head with a stick? Well, just do it."
Shi Shengmi was afraid that Wang Mingtu would not recover and did not dare to kill Fen Rakshasa. He was froze by her words and shouted: "I..."
Pink Rakshasa was also afraid that Shi Shengmi would actually make a move. Seeing that he didn't make a move, he became even more energetic and shouted, "Smash it! Why don't you stop smashing it? What are you waiting for?"
Shi Shengmi shouted loudly, and smashed down the stick with all his strength. There was a loud "click" sound, and the Eight Immortals table next to Pink Rakshasa was smashed into pieces, and sawdust flew everywhere, making Pink Rakshasa tremble in fright.
Shi Shengmi shouted: "Speak quickly!"
Pink Raksha saw that Shi Shengmi had no way to deal with him, so he snorted and said, "I won't tell you, let's see what you can do to my aunt?"
Li Tianmu said: "Fen Rakshasa, you'd better say it obediently, so as not to hurt your flesh and blood."
Pink Rakshasa said: "Hmph, that perverted tiger needs to take the antidote for seventy-seven forty-nine days in a row to recover. If my aunt dies, he won't survive. I'm sorry you don't dare to kill my aunt."
Wang Mingtu shouted: "What? I have to drink your urine for seventy-seven forty-nine days to recover, and I will kill your grandma!"
Pink Rakshasa said: "Why, if you don't want to drink, then don't drink. No one is forcing you. If you want to die, then don't drink."