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486 joke

When everyone was walking in the mountains, Wang Mingtu heard that Poison Lady could not cure Li Tianmu's eyes. He became worried and said to Fen Luosha: "Madam, can you help Daxia Li take a look and see if it can be cured?"

Fen Luosha said: "Master can't cure me, how can I do it?"

Wang Mingtu said: "Just try it. If you don't try it, how will you know if it will work?"

Pink Rakshasa didn't dare to do anything in front of the poisonous lady, for fear of making the poisonous lady unhappy, so he said: "Brother Tiger, stop talking, I won't try."

Wang Mingtu said with a pale face: "What are you afraid of? What if it can be cured?"

Pink Rakshasa lowered his head and said, "I don't."

Xia Zhixi took Li Tianmu's hand and walked up the mountain. Li Tianmu said: "Tiger, don't embarrass Madam Sister-in-law. The owner of Poison Island can't do anything about her. How can she be cured?"

The poisonous lady smiled and said: "That's not necessarily the case, Xiaofen, just help Daxia Li take a look."

Seeing his master's words, Pink Rakshasa didn't dare to disobey and said, "Master Li, sit down and I'll help you take a look."

Everyone stopped and Li Tianmu sat on the ground. Fen Luosha opened Li Tianmu's eyelids and took a look. He felt a little stupid and glanced at Lady Poison in confusion. Lady Poison smiled at her.

Wang Mingtu said: "Madam, can you cure it?"

Pink Rakshasa muttered: "This...this..."

Wang Mingtu said: "Why are you hesitating? What is this? Can you tell me something? Can it be cured?"

Pink Rakshasa said in embarrassment: "I..."

Wang Mingtu said: "What do you mean? Can it be cured?"

Fen Luosha said: "Master can't cure it, how can I cure it?"

Black Rose laughed secretly when she saw Poison Lady. She looked at Fan Luosha and looked wrong. She seemed to be able to cure it, but she didn't dare to say it. She saw some clues and said to Poison Lady: "Sister, tell me the truth. You really can't cure it."

Li Tianmu?"

The poisonous lady smiled and said: "Tell the truth? Hum hum, are there any poisons in this world that I can't cure?"

Everyone was a little confused when they heard this. Black Rose said: "So, sister can cure it."

The poisonous lady smiled and said: "Of course it can be cured. This little broken poison is not worth mentioning. I can restore Li Tianmu's sight with just one pill."

Black Rose said in confusion: "If that's the case, why did you just say it couldn't be cured?"

The poisonous lady laughed and said: "It's just a joke, haha, you guys take it seriously, it's really funny."

Black Rose smiled bitterly and said: "Sister, you are joking too much. How can you be such a joke? You scared me to death." She took Li Tianmu's hand and said happily: "Li Tianmu, your eyes can be cured.

"

Li Tianmu was already in despair. Unexpectedly, there would be a turn of events and another turning point. With mixed feelings in his heart, he said: "Master of Poison Island, you are not joking like this. Aren't you just kidding me?"

The poisonous lady smiled and said: "Why, the majestic Hero Li can't afford such a small joke?"

Li Tianmu said: "It's not that I can't make jokes, it's just that I don't think there is such a way to make jokes."

The poisonous lady smiled and said: "Master Li, just now I thought that after I said that I couldn't cure your eyes, you wouldn't be able to accept it and cried bitterly. I didn't expect that you were calm and acted like nothing was wrong. Master Li is worthy of being a hero. He is calm and calm in every situation."

People admire it.”

"Ha..." Li Tianmu said with a smile, "I'm not afraid of death. Are you still afraid of going blind?"

The poisonous lady said: "No wonder Rose has fallen in love with you. She is really discerning. You are indeed extraordinary. You are a tough guy with a strong iron frame."

Li Tianmu said: "The Master of Poison Island is overly praised."

Everyone climbed to the top of the mountain, entered the house, and sat down in the hall. Black Rose said: "Sister, quickly take out the medicine and give it to Li Tianmu."

Lady Poison said: "There's no rush, let's go to the church to get married first, and then wait until you worship heaven and earth. Xiaoqing, Xiaocui, start a fire and cook. As soon as the meal is ready, Hero Li and Rose will worship heaven and earth."

Li Tianmu said: "Master of Poison Island, I can't marry Rose yet."

Black Rose was startled and looked at Li Tianmu in confusion.

Poison Lady said: "Why is this?"

Li Tianmu said: "I still have two big vengeances to avenge. One is Qing'er's big vengeance. I want to kill old thief Yan. The other is Big Brother Geng and Deputy Gang Leader Qi's big vengeance. I want to kill the Shi family."

Father and son, Old Thief Yan and Shi Huang are both top masters. I'm still wondering whether I can kill them. Maybe I didn't take my revenge but was killed by them. It's not impossible.

"If I marry Rose, if I die in the hands of my enemy, wouldn't Rose become a widow? So I can't marry Rose until my revenge is avenged."

The poisonous lady said: "Oh, that's it." After a pause, she added: "When can you get your revenge?"

Li Tianmu said: "It's hard to say."

The poisonous lady said: "If you can't take revenge for three, five or seven years, wouldn't Rose become an old girl? This is very wrong. But what you said makes sense. If you get married now, if you are killed by your enemy, Rose will still be there."

It’s not right to really become a widow.”

Black Rose said: "Sister, you should listen to Li Tianmu. Let alone three, five, seven, even if it is thirty or fifty years, I will still wait for him."

The poisonous lady smiled and said: "You silly girl." She pondered for a moment and then said: "There are not many men in this world who are single-minded, but there are many who are playboys. Li Tianmu, are you a playboy?"

Li Tianmu was displeased and thought to himself: "Why do you ask so directly?" He said: "Of course not a certain family."

The poisonous lady said: "It's hard to say, people are separated from each other, and they don't know what to do. What if you fall in love with another woman in the future and dump the rose, and the rose waits for several years, and the bamboo basket draws water in vain, then what?

Is good?"

Li Tianmu said: "No, a certain family is not a turbulent person. If this is the case, a certain family will be struck by lightning and die without a place to die."

The poisonous lady smiled and said: "Master Li is a man of his word. I believe what you say. To put it bluntly, if that day comes, even if God doesn't accept you, I will never spare you."

Li Tianmu said: "Yes, if a certain family becomes a traitor, let the owner of Poison Island handle it."

The poisonous lady said: "Okay, then we will make an agreement."

Black Rose was happy in her heart and said: "Sister, go get the medicine quickly."

The poisonous lady said: "What medicine should I take?"

Black Rose said: "Give Li Tianmu some medicine to treat his eyes?"

The poisonous lady smiled and said: "Why are you in a hurry? The medicine hasn't been prepared yet. It won't be available until tomorrow night at the earliest."

Black Rose said disappointedly: "Do we have to wait another day?"

The poisonous lady smiled and said: "You silly girl, Li Tianmu is not in a hurry yet, but you are as anxious as if you were in a rage. Li Daxia's eyes have been broken for so long, and he doesn't care about waiting one more day, right Daxia Li?"

"

Li Tianmu smiled and said: "The Poison Island Master prepares it slowly, don't be in a hurry."

The poisonous lady said: "Just don't be in a hurry. I'll prepare the medicine. Just wait."

Fen Luosha said: "Master, I will help you."

Poison Lady said "Hmm", and the two of them were about to leave when they suddenly heard someone using the Thousand Miles Telephone Technique to say: "Poison Lady, I am the elder of the Beggar Clan's Protector. I have something important to discuss with you. Please come out and see me."

"

Black Rose said: "These bastards from the Beggar Gang are here to kill me. Sister, kill them all."

The poisonous lady smiled and said: "What are you talking about? Have you forgotten? My sister has made an oath not to kill people with poison, so how can we kill them?"

Black Rose said: "What if they come to kill us? Li Tianmu's eyes haven't been cured yet, we can't defeat them, we can't just wait to die, right?"

The poisonous lady said: "Why are you panicking? Aren't there still hundreds of thousands of snake soldiers? I mobilized them and asked them to guard the island. It will be fine if the Beggar Clan doesn't attack. If they dare to attack, they will all be killed.

The belly of a snake.”

Black Rose smiled and said: "Really or not? Snake can still guard the island. Why haven't I heard you say this before? Will this work?"

The poisonous lady smiled and said: "You will know if it works or not. You will know after seeing it. Let's go out and meet these people who don't know how to live or die."

Everyone left the house and came to Wanghai Cliff. Looking towards the beach, they saw seven or eight fishing boats moored on the pebble beach. There were dozens of people standing on the boats. Because they were far away, they couldn't see their faces clearly.

The poisonous lady didn't know the art of telephony from thousands of miles, so she said to Li Tianmu: "Master Li, what do you want to ask them about?"

Li Tianmu used the thousand-mile sound transmission technique and said: "Elder Lang, what are you doing?"

Shi Jinghong, Xu Xianchun, and Elder Lang stood side by side on the bow of the boat. If Xu Xianchun hadn't insisted on paying homage first and then attacking, Shi Jinghong would have led his troops to attack the island directly. Although he had heard about the power of the Poisonous Lady, he had not witnessed it with his own eyes.

He had never experienced it personally, so he didn't have the slightest fear of the poisonous lady.

Neither Xu Xianchun nor Shi Jinghong knew the art of telephony, so they could only ask Elder Lang to speak on their behalf. Elder Lang said: "Master of Poison Island, Li Tianmu has no relationship with you. I advise you not to wade into this muddy water. Please send Li Tianmu to you."

Hand it over, we are willing to give you two hundred thousand taels of silver to express our gratitude."

The poisonous lady said: "Master Li, tell them that the owner of this island has no friends, so let them get out of here as far as they can."

Li Tianmu said: "Shi Jinghong, listen carefully. The master of Poison Island is not willing to surrender, so he tells you to get out of here."

Elder Lang said: "Master of Poison Island, you have to understand that the reason why we are so polite to you is called courtesy before fighting. It is not because we are afraid of you. If you don't know how to show appreciation and insist on antagonizing us, it will not be as good as yours."

If you eat the fruit, we will be annoyed and kill the generals to go up and level the Snake Island, asking you to be buried with Li Tianmu, do you believe it or not?"

"Ha..." Lady Poison said with a smile, "These bastards don't know whether to live or die. Xiao Qing, Xiao Cui, knock the gong!"

Xiaoqing and Xiaocui each held a gong in their hands and struck it. The sound of the gong was heard far away, and the snakes on the island immediately became restless when they heard the sound.

Shi Jinghong and others also vaguely heard the sound of the gong, and were shocked to see the snakes running around like crazy on the pebble beach.

At this time, I heard Li Tianmu say: "Shi Jinghong, the owner of Poison Island has said, please come up and level Snake Island."

Shi Jinghong shouted: "This stinky bitch really doesn't know whether to live or die. Come on, kill her and wipe out Snake Island!"


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