More than 20 years ago, a fortune teller named Yuan said that my horoscope was pure yin, which made me suitable for eating the food of the dead. He named me Qiao Yang, saying that by adding some yang energy, I could eat the food of the dead and be calm.
Live in ghost spirit.
After graduating from college, I came to work in his Yijing Feng Shui shop.
On this day, he told me that he would not choose to be buried or visit the grave today, so he would go play mahjong.
I picked up an uncovered photo book on the table and flipped through it, and I was quickly attracted by the content in the book.
This book has no theory, it is just some formulas. It is not like the facial knowledge that Uncle Yuan taught me, which consists of facial features, three parts, twelve palaces, etc.
Some of the formulas in the book are very straightforward. For example, there are two sentences about palmistry: "The thumb is big and long, and the size is an official." "The little finger is short and short, and it is impatient to do things."
It is very likely that this is a physiognomy notebook, which is full of interesting things.
I was very excited. Suddenly a beautiful woman came into the store.
"Sister, do you want to invite Bodhisattva?" I asked.
The beautiful woman ignored me and continued to look around the store. It looked like she had something to ask but it was hard to ask.
I looked at this woman's face carefully, and soon remembered a sentence from the formula of "primary physiognomy".
"There is a knot in the adulterous family on the right side. If you have a husband but don't have one, it's like being a widow."
This formula is very obvious. It means that the relationship between husband and wife is not harmonious. Having a husband is like not having a husband. Either he is not good at that aspect, or his personality is not compatible. And this beauty happens to have a small pimple on her right side.
Look at this woman's protruding vagina, and her nose bridge is high and straight. It just corresponds to another sentence in the formula.
"The prostitute highlights the high bridge of her nose, and the smell of sex is unbearable" shows that this beauty is one of those women with strong desires.
The desire is strong and the relationship between husband and wife is not harmonious. Judging from these two points, this woman is most likely here to ask for marriage, but she is embarrassed to speak because I am a young man.
"Sister, sit down! Let me give you a face and talk about relationship issues with you. Judging from your face, you have been quite depressed during this period!" I said to the beautiful woman with a smile.
The beautiful woman glanced at me in surprise, then walked up to me and asked, "Can you read faces?"
"Well! Understand something! If you are worried, you can ask my boss to look at it. However, his charge for looking at people's photos is relatively expensive." I explained with a smile.
"How many?"
"five hundred!"
The beauty's face darkened.
I immediately added: "Including palmistry, face, and mole reading. Starting from the three major lines of palmistry, we will first discuss health, relationship, wisdom and career, and then discuss marriage, children, wealth, sleep, temperament, and major life-changing milestones in detail.
"Facial physiognomy starts from the three stops, the five senses, and the twelve palaces, and then ends with the luck of a hundred years."
When the beauty heard what I said, her eyes widened.
Seeing that the beauty was already a little interested, I went straight to the beauty and said, "Sister, if I read it correctly, you must be very depressed inside. You long for a man, but you don't understand what a woman should do from a man."
hapiness."
"It's really amazing!" The beauty smiled bitterly, "You can see this."
"Love comes from the heart! A person's heart will be reflected on his face." I replied with a smile.
The woman nodded with satisfaction, suddenly stood up and asked me: "Do you want to see the graves in your store?"
"Look! I'll call our boss right now!" I took out my cell phone and was about to call Uncle Yuan, but suddenly I remembered what he said when he left that he would not visit the grave or choose a burial today.
I had no choice but to explain to the beautiful woman with an apologetic smile: "Sorry, our boss said we won't watch the haunted house today. Come back tomorrow!"
"Your boss doesn't want to see it, so you go and see it! I'll pay you the same thing. Five hundred yuan, how about it?"
The beautiful woman smiled at me, sighed and said: "A huge cat I raised died, and I want to find a place to bury it. Then I will recite a sutra to it."
Five hundred is a lot for me, so I decided to take this private job.
I smiled and replied: "We don't sell sutras in the store. Those sutras are all memorized in my mind. So be it! I'll take care of this for you. Don't worry, I'll recite a section of the "Rebirth Mantra" for you and it will be done.
If this cat is sent away, it will definitely be reborn in a good way. Of course, you can also choose the Ksitigarbha Sutra, which has great merits and long scriptures, so you have to pay a little extra."
The beauty smiled and agreed readily. Finally, she agreed to give me 800 yuan, choose a tomb and chant sutras.
I immediately called Uncle Yuan's phone number, made up a reason to ask for leave, and handed the store key to the owner of the fast food restaurant next door.
Later I found out that this beauty was a rich man, driving a Mercedes-Benz. Her name was Zou Li, and she was the owner of a hotel. She had been married for a year and was divorcing her husband.
We came to a barren mountain outside the city together. Zou Li said that she would bury the cat on this mountain because there was a temple on the mountainside and she would often go to the temple. If the cat was buried here, she would be fine in the future.
When you are there, you can come and take a look.
It was a gloomy day, and as soon as we entered the mountain, a gloomy air hit us.
After walking for a while, I obviously felt a little tired.
I looked around and saw a bunch of animal hair on the ground, so I picked it up.
"Stop! Let's bury the cat here! Look, there are pieces of hair on the ground, which is a homophone for cat. This is a good sign! Look at the feng shui around here."
I said ecstatically.
Seeing that what I said made sense, Zou Li agreed.
I took out the compass and placed it on my abdomen. I saw the pointer on the compass rotating rapidly. I couldn't help but feel worried.
I remember Uncle Yuan once said that if you go to a strange place and the compass keeps spinning randomly, it means that the place is occupied by evil spirits and needs to be worshiped before opening.
Actually, I don't really believe this. However, for the sake of psychological comfort, I decided to pay my respects first before talking about it.
Thinking of this, I asked Zou Li to take out some incense candles and paper money that I had prepared in advance.
I lit three sticks of incense, bowed in all directions, and then sprinkled paper money into the air. As I sprinkled it, I read: "Excuse me for disturbing you. I ask the mountain god to testify that I have left the money for selling the road."
After completing these rituals, I began to orient the cat’s cemetery.
It’s said to be orienting, but in fact it’s just a show. How can you orient a cat by showing it a grave?
"It's time to break ground." I said to Zou Li.
Zou Li was well prepared. She dug the Luoyang shovel she brought into the bright yellow soil.
On my side, I started to perform the salvation ceremony for the cat, while reciting the "Rebirth Mantra" and scattering paper money.
Suddenly, Zou Li screamed loudly and threw the shovel far away.
"Blood, blood, there is blood here..."
Zou Li pointed at the newly dug mud pit and shouted.