Mrs. Chen turned around and rolled her eyes at the master in disappointment, saying contemptuously: "Zhang Qiaosheng, I didn't expect you to be such a person." After that, she winked at Lian Xiaoru and said, "Let's go!"
"Senior sister!" Master climbed up from the bed, put on some clothes, and chased out the door, stopping Mrs. Chen, "Listen to me."
"There's nothing to say. You won't even let go of the female ghost. I think you two apprentices are quite good at playing! Humph!" Chen Po angrily went upstairs, followed closely by Lian Xiaoru.
I saw Master looking embarrassed and I didn't know what to say.
"You bastard! Come here." Master suddenly shouted at me.
"Master, is something okay?" I answered in a low voice.
The master angrily pulled out a mahogany sword from the table, slapped me on the thigh with a "whoosh" sound.
"Ouch! Master, why did you hit me?"
"What are you doing? I asked you to get me a drink. What the hell did you do? As soon as I drank this drink, I had all kinds of thoughts and almost destroyed Master's Dharma body, wisdom and life. Say, what on earth did you encounter on the road?
What, I think this wine is probably ecstasy soup, and it’s almost enough for ghosts to drink.”
Master asked angrily.
I had no choice but to tell him exactly what happened.
When the master heard this, he became even more angry. He picked up the peach wood sword in his hand and drew it on my thigh, "I want you to think about women, I want you to think about women."
"Master, I don't want this either!"
"I don't think so, how could I attract a female ghost here? Everything is created by the mind. If you don't have distracting thoughts in your heart, there will be no female ghost following you. I'll beat you to death, you unworthy bastard."
The mahogany sword whipped me like a whip, making my legs weak.
"Okay, stop fighting!"
Suddenly I saw Mrs. Chen coming downstairs.
She glared at her master, "You made your own mistakes, but you put the responsibility on your apprentice. Is that ridiculous?"
"Senior sister, I..." Master opened his mouth, wanting to say something.
But Mrs. Chen added: "If you don't miss women in your heart, how can you be haunted by a female ghost? Don't blame the wine for the problem. First, there is a problem with your heart. It means your heart is not pure."
"I...I'm not..." The master said halfway, and finally swallowed it again, looked at Granny Chen and said: "Forget it, there is nothing to explain. You can think whatever you like!"
After saying that, he walked towards the room.
"Wait a minute!" Mrs. Chen blocked Master's way and said with a serious face: "I think things are a bit complicated tonight. Mr. Qiao, why don't you come upstairs with me and have a look! There is also a hanging machine hanging on the balcony.
A bloody suit."
"Blood clothes? Okay, I'll change clothes and go up now."
The master walked towards the room, and after a while he changed into a clean Taoist robe and came out, even putting on his hat.
As soon as I wear this robe, I look more energetic.
I saw him holding a mahogany sword and a Qiankun bag on his waist, heading straight to the second floor.
"Look, it's this bloody suit."
Mrs. Chen pointed to the balcony where I had dried the bloody clothes.
Master glanced at me and asked suspiciously: "You brought these clothes back too, right?"
"Yes! Just now on the way, I met a girl who looked exactly like Xiaoru. I thought it was Xiaoru. She told me that when I got home and saw her clothes on the ground, I would help her pick them up and then dry them.
Get up. At that time, I saw a piece of clothing fell on the ground and it was a little dirty, so I washed it for her..."
I told Master what happened.
After hearing this, the master shook his head repeatedly: "You bastard, you only think about women. Now it's better, you let the female ghost be obsessed with you, and you brought all the ghost clothes home. I think you must have brought the female ghost home as well."
.”
After hearing this, Lian Xiaoru asked her master with some confusion: "Uncle, is there someone in Qiao Yang's heart, and then the female ghost will turn into someone like that!"
"That's right! This is called 'ghost confusion'. First of all, a person will be confused by ghosts if he has distracting thoughts in his heart. When a person thinks about a woman in his heart, the ghost will appear like a woman. When a person thinks in his heart
When a person is holding money, the ghost will hallucinate the appearance of money. When a person's heart is full of hatred, the ghost will use this hatred to control the person's consciousness and kill or commit suicide. Everything is created by the mind. If a person
If you have a righteous heart, nothing will happen to you even if you are hit by a ghost."
Master replied to Lian Xiaoru.
"Haha! I understand. So, master must have missed my master just now, otherwise, how could the female ghost we just saw look like master..." Lian Xiaoru said with a smile and stuck out her tongue.
"Nonsense." Master immediately interrupted Lian Xiaoru's words and said with a red face: "I drank the ecstasy soup."
Speaking of this, Master once again pointed at me angrily and yelled: "It's all your fault, the broomstick. If it weren't for you, how could Master have been so embarrassed."
"Okay! Okay! Let's stop this matter! Let's think of a way to get rid of the evil spirit in this house!" Mrs. Chen persuaded the master with a slight smile.
Obviously, after listening to Lian Xiaoru's words, she no longer cared so much about her master's previous fooling around with the female ghost.
The master reached out and touched the bloody clothes, then took out a piece of talisman paper from his own magic cloth bag, pinched his sword finger, and said to the talisman paper: "Here!"
The talisman moved slightly, but there was no reaction.
The master was a little anxious. He frowned again and muttered something. Then he pointed at Fu Dao with his sword and shouted: "Go!"
The talisman was still not lit.
"Alas! The magic power was temporarily broken by that female ghost. I'm afraid it won't be possible until tonight." The master took out a lighter from his pocket with some disappointment, then lit the talisman, and then burned the talisman again.
Put it under the vest.
After a while, the light blue vest caught fire.
As it burns, the fire above will spontaneously go out.
I looked forward carefully and was startled.
The light blue vest from before disappeared. A small paper garment fell from the hanger. It was exactly the kind of shroud used for sacrifices.
"See, these are the clothes of the female ghost. There is blood on them. But the blood is not your blood." The master glanced at me and said.
"Whose?" I asked.
"It's from the female ghost. She must have bled to death before she was alive. There is a trace of her resentment in this house. But we have set up an altar in the house and installed an earth god. If not,
If someone took her, she wouldn't be able to get in. So, I had to find someone to take her in."
Master said.
"What should we do? Should we send her away?" I said.
"Of course I have to send him off. But it's easier to invite a ghost than to send him away." The master sighed.
"Master, could this female ghost be the one who was with you just now?" I asked curiously.
"How is that possible? This female ghost is wearing a vest, and that female ghost..." Lian Xiaoru lowered his head and looked at his chest, saying: "That female ghost is wearing a bra, and it is probably one size larger than mine.
Woolen cloth!"
"This..." Master's face immediately turned red again, and he cleared his throat intentionally and said, "It's okay as long as it's not the same female ghost."
"Then how did this female ghost come in? Didn't we already perform the house cleansing ceremony?" I said to the master.
"Alas! Some ghosts have great grievances. Even if a house cleansing ceremony is performed and an earth god is installed in the home, they can still come in. The spiritual world has its own rules. Generally speaking, gods will not interfere in human affairs, unless they are practicing.
People are protected by Dharma protectors, and they will only come to rescue when their lives are in danger. But it will also depend on the situation. If a practitioner secretly breaks into the nether world, or a place of extreme darkness, the Dharma protectors will not be so easy.
Intervene.”
Speaking of this, the Master let out a long sigh: "Master was almost broken by that female ghost tonight. I have to blame myself for this. If I were not greedy for alcohol, nothing would have happened. Therefore, at the critical moment, the Dharma Protector
I won't take action. Besides, the real owner of this house should be the ghosts here, and we are the invaders. It is reasonable for the protector to not intervene and let the female ghosts in. Unless I use Taoism to drive them away
Walk."
"Then why can't the little female ghost come in?" I asked with some confusion. I thought that since the other female ghost was wearing a vest, she should be a fifteen or sixteen-year-old schoolgirl. By the way.
, it seems like I have seen this ghost before!
That night under the grape trellis, after Xiaoru kissed me, I chased her for a while and saw a student girl by the swimming pool behind the house. It must be her. So was it the student girl or Xiaoru who kissed me?
I couldn't help but feel a little confused.
"It seems that if you want to live in this house with peace of mind, you have to put in a lot of effort. Forget it, let's start with this female ghost in a vest tonight." After the master said this, he said to his uncle:
"Senior sister, you can draw some talismans later! I drank the ecstasy soup tonight and got close to a female ghost. I'm afraid the talismans I drew won't have any spiritual power."
"No! It's not convenient for me either!" Mrs. Chen replied with a blush.
When the master heard this, his face darkened, and he immediately turned to me and said, "Qiao Yang! Get ready, open the altar, pray for the ancestor's blessing, and draw the talisman."
"Wait! Master, why am I the one to draw the talisman? Is this possible?" I said.
"What's wrong? Judging from the current situation, this female ghost is not very powerful. You can do it."
Having said this, Master sighed helplessly and said, "Master has no choice but to do so."
"Why can't we do it, uncle?" I asked with some confusion.
"Master, like me, she is menstruating, so the charms she draws don't work." Lian Xiaoru rolled her eyes at me and said, "You talk a lot."
"All right!"
I had no choice but to go downstairs and prepare to open the altar.
Master put on Taoist robes for me and brought out two brand-new peach wood swords. One was given to me and the other to Xiaoru.
"This sword is called the Seven-Star Peach Wood Sword. It is divided into male and female swords. It can be used by one person or by two people. It was left to me and my senior sister by our master. We have been living in seclusion in the mountains and have no chance to use it. We will take it out today.
Give it to you two! Xiaoru, Qiao Yang take the sword!"
After the master finished speaking, he handed the swords to me and Xiaoru respectively.