Just when I was doubtful, I heard the old woman next to me blinking at me, "Quick, promise her!"
At that time, I couldn't figure out the situation. I thought that the old woman should be a person and she should be helping me, so I nodded in agreement.
I told the dead woman that I would take good care of the child.
As soon as she finished speaking, a satisfied smile appeared on the dead woman's face, and soon she fell down, closed her eyes, and became motionless.
"Go in peace of mind! Someone will take good care of your child."
The old woman smiled at the dead woman and said, she put a talisman in her hand against the dead woman's forehead. Then she turned around and shouted to Zhang Qiaosheng: "It's done! Go get the soul urn quickly.
The little devil is a good thing."
Zhang Qiaosheng nodded "Oh" and quickly took out something like a small wine jar from under the table and handed it to the old woman's hand.
The old woman took the naked baby from the dead woman's arms. Needless to say, it must be a little devil. As soon as the little devil got into the old woman's hands, he immediately started crying and kept kicking his feet.
"Little one, don't be naughty, I will find you a new home soon."
After saying that, when the old woman hit the kid on the butt three times, the kid's crying immediately stopped, his eyes turned around, and he suddenly seemed to be more sensible.
The old lady pointed her sword finger at the wine jar a few times, and then began to recite a spell. After a while, she shouted again: "Come in!"
After hearing the order, the kid immediately jumped down from the old woman's hands, then put his hands on the mouth of the black jar, looked at the mouth of the jar with his head, kicked hard, and jumped into the jar with his whole body.
In the wine jar.
I looked at the wine jar and couldn't help but widen my eyes. I was very puzzled. I thought to myself: This wine jar is only as big as a fist. How did the kid get in?
"Well, after you settle in your new home, you can come out and become a ghost again in seven or forty-nine days." The old woman said as she sealed the mouth of the jar, and then attached a talisman in her hand to the wine jar.
superior.
Zhang Qiaosheng saw that the old lady had put the little ghost into the jar, and took the wine jar from the old lady's hand with excitement: "Great, I finally got a soul baby. This thing will be very important to me in the future."
It’s useful!”
The old bachelor's words made Lian Xiaoru and Lian Yusheng dumbfounded. They stood aside without saying a word.
"Why are you still standing? Go get water for your master and wash your hands." Zhang Qiaosheng on the side winked at Lian Xiaoru and said: "Don't you want to learn Taoism? This Chen Po Chen in front of you
Fairy aunt, she is a master of Taoism, you can become one by learning from her."
"Ah!" Lian Xiaoru opened her mouth wide and replied reluctantly: "You want her and me to learn to deliver babies to ghosts?"
Seeing that Lian Xiaoru seemed a little reluctant, the old woman glanced at her and said, "Little girl, don't look down on our profession. If you learn how to deliver a baby with a ghost, you won't have to worry about food and clothing! You can raise a little ghost and show it to others in the future.
Everything will be much more convenient, you should think about it carefully! I will not accept apprentices after today."
"This..." Lian Xiaoru hesitated for a while, and finally nodded to the old woman with a smile on her face and said, "Okay! I'll go get water for Master right now."
After hearing this, I roughly understood the whole story. Zhang Qiaosheng must have taken advantage of my sleep to invite a goddess who knew how to deliver babies, and then sent the dead woman away.
But why did the old woman say that I was the father of the child just now?
No, I have to ask clearly about this.
"Grandma! You just said that I was the father of the child. What's going on? I obviously don't know this...this woman!" I asked in a low voice.
"What's wrong? You're not happy to be given a ready-made father. It doesn't cost you any money and it doesn't cost you any effort. Where can you find such a good thing?" the old woman replied to me with a smile.
"But, I, I don't know this woman, and I don't want to be her father! Can you help me resolve the father-son relationship with this brat?"
I've heard people say that you must do what you promise in front of ghosts, otherwise, they will come back to you next time.
But just now the old woman said that I was the father of this ghost child. Doesn't this mean that I am willing to accept this kid as my father?
Since he is the father, he must fulfill his parenting rights in the future. I don’t want to deal with a kid every day, God knows what will happen next.
The old woman ignored me, just reached out and touched the dead woman's forehead, and then said to Zhang Qiaosheng aside: "Let's go! This woman really rushed to reincarnate this time. Cover her with a quilt.
! Go recite a rebirth mantra and give it to her as a gift. I hope she can have a good place in her next life."
"Well! Don't worry, Mrs. Chen, I will definitely try my best to bring her to a good place."
After Zhang Qiaosheng finished speaking, he turned around and returned to the altar.
When I saw him leaving, I planned to go to bed.
Unexpectedly, he turned around and yelled at me: "Don't move, this damn woman hasn't gone far yet, you'd better lie down quietly, otherwise I won't be responsible for anything that happens."
I'm going to go! This old bachelor has made me look like a ghost or a ghost, and he has made me the father of a kid. He doesn't even have a word of explanation, and his attitude is so bad. It's really disgusting.
It seems that I need to think carefully about whether to accept the old bachelor as my master.
Although I was reluctant in my heart, I still lay down honestly. I had no choice but to survive.
"Come, poor woman. Let me cover you with a quilt! Once the quilt is covered, you will be warm, and you will live a comfortable life in the next life, and you will not be cold again."
The old woman named Chen Po got up and covered the dead woman with a quilt, including her head.
After covering myself with the quilt, Mrs. Chen looked at me again.
Seeing me raising my head to look at her, he reached out and knocked a popcorn on my head, "Boy, what are you looking at? Lie down quickly. If this damn woman refuses to leave and comes back to you later, you
That would be troublesome."
After listening to the old woman's words, I had no choice but to lie down again.
I deliberately squinted my eyes, pretending to be asleep. After a while, I heard the sound of washing hands and the sound of chanting sutras.
It must be Mrs. Chen who washes her hands, and it must be Zhang Qiaosheng who is reciting sutras to give salvation to the dead woman.
I lay on the bed and listened carefully with my ears.
After a while, I heard Granny Chen talking to Lian Xiaoru again.
"Come on, girl, let me take a look at your hand. Hmm! This is a good palmistry. It is a hand that can control money and control ghosts. It seems that the master will have to teach you some skills in the future."
"Master, can you help me see what's going on?" Lian Xiaoru asked in a low voice to Granny Chen.
"Okay, I know you are a naughty girl and you want to test my skills, Master! Then let me first take a look at the big things that have happened to you recently! You! You hanged yourself two days ago and almost died.
.Last night! I almost lost my virginity again."
Chen Po said slowly to Lian Xiaoru.
As soon as I heard this, I felt anxious. I thought, this Mrs. Chen is not saying that I almost did something to Lian Xiaoru last night! I have no conscience, but I didn’t do anything to this girl.
, except for carrying her on my shoulders, I didn’t even touch her. Although I had such an opportunity, I didn’t even think about it!
"Ah! Master, you know this too! It turns out that bastard Qiao Yang really has such thoughts. It seems that I am going to settle a score with him." Lian Xiaoru replied angrily.
As soon as I finished speaking, I heard Lian Xiaoru's father yell angrily: "Qiao Yang, you bastard, get out of here. Damn it, if you don't speak clearly to me today, I will kill you."
.”
As soon as I heard this, I felt anxious and immediately got up, ready to run away.
Seeing this, Mrs. Chen stopped Lian Xiaoru's father and explained with a smile: "Don't be anxious! Look how anxious you are, it seems that Qiao Yang is really similar to Xiaoru. I mean Xiaoru yesterday
Wan was almost taken away by the cat spirit. Fortunately, someone came to save her. If she hadn't been saved, I'm afraid that the current Xiaoru would have been taken away by the cat spirit, and the real Lian Xiaoru would become a wandering spirit.
Already."
That's pretty much it. Granny Chen finally restored my innocence. I sat up on the bed and let out a long sigh of relief.
"Okay, the ritual is over and the dead woman has left."
Suddenly, Zhang Qiaosheng called out. He walked towards the bed, stretched out his hand and lifted up the quilt.
"Gone! The dead woman is really gone."
I looked under the quilt, and it was really empty, with nothing there.
"Boy, you can get up now. Remember! Look in the mirror before getting up." Zhang Qiaosheng warned me.
I took a mirror and looked at it.
But when the reflection in the mirror appeared in front of my eyes, I almost fainted from fright.
The man in the mirror had a beard all over his face and his eyes were as big as a brass bell. He looked like Zhang Fei. He wasn’t me at all. Although I wasn’t very handsome, I looked pretty good anyway.
, no matter what, it is impossible to be like Zhang Fei!
"How could this happen?" I almost cried.
Mrs. Chen smiled at me and comforted me: "Don't be afraid! Take three breaths in the mirror and you will be able to see your true body. Uncle Zhang just hid your soul, and there is no way for that dead woman to see it."
Your true body. I found a photo on the dead woman's body, and thought it must be the dead woman's husband. So I thought of a body-changing method. We used a small spell to let you stay on the dead woman's body.
In front of him, the appearance of his former husband appeared."
"Why do you do this?" I asked with some confusion.
"Because the dead woman had resentment in her heart. I communicated with her using psychic skills. She died on the train because she had difficulty giving birth to a child. Because she had a strong resentment in her heart, she could not be a human being. In this way, she
There is no way for the child to be born, but he will continue to act out the pain before death until he finds a pregnant woman to serve as a substitute."
"She lay on the train for more than half a year without finding a substitute. In the end, she had to use your body to get here. I asked her what she had to do before she would leave. She said that she only needed to take a look at her husband, give birth to the child, and explain
After a few words, you can leave with peace of mind. I agreed to her, so I used the body-changing and soul-transferring method later on, but I didn’t expect that this damn woman would really leave."
Mrs. Chen said and smiled, "This ghost is just a ghost, and she deceived him with just a few nice words. She didn't even think about it, even if the child was born, it would be a ghost baby! How could her husband support him? But
, it’s okay, I happen to be planning to raise a soul baby, so it makes me happy. Haha!”