The female ghost trembled slightly, rubbed her eyes with her hands, and then shouted loudly: "Ah! No!"
I picked up the Celestial Master's ghost-catching talisman in my hand and slayed the female ghost on the bed.
"Brother, don't kill me!"
Suddenly I saw the female ghost bowing to my body on the bed.
I couldn't help but be stunned, my whole body seemed to be frozen there.
I have to admit, this was a sweet call, and it shocked me. Think about it, since I started studying Taoism, I have met a lot of ghosts. It was the first time I met you, and you called me so affectionately.
This is my first time for my brother.
"Tell me, why are you disturbing the order of the world here? Why did you press my bed before?" I yelled at the female ghost.
The female ghost raised her face, brushed the messy hair on her forehead with her hand, and soon revealed a delicate and charming face of a beautiful woman.
This girl looks to be about twenty years old, fair and pretty, but if you look closely, you can see that there is an air of laziness between her eyebrows.
"Brother, I'm just sleeping here. Do I need to make things so serious? Besides, I didn't mean to press your bed!"
The girl yawned and said. Fortunately, she knew how to cover it up with her hands. Otherwise, her beautiful image would have been destroyed in an instant.
"Did you come down from the mountain?" I asked the female ghost.
"Follow me? No way! I've been staying in this hotel, okay." The female ghost half-squinted her eyes, looking like she was about to fall asleep again.
"Then why, a few days ago, when I lived here, I didn't meet you?" I asked the female ghost with some confusion.
"A few days ago? How do I know? I don't sleep in this room every day. Whichever room is more comfortable, I will sleep there. It was hot last night and you turned on the air conditioner. I thought it was better to sleep here, so I slept in this bed.
Brother, I’m really sleepy and just want to take a nap, that’s all. Please, don’t kill me, okay?”
The female ghost stretched her body slightly and looked really sleepy.
"Okay! I don't have to kill you..."
"Thank you! Then I'll take a nap first!" After the female ghost finished speaking, she lay down on the bed and fell asleep.
Khan! Are there such ghosts in the world?
I couldn't believe my eyes.
"Hey! Girl, get up quickly." I shouted to the woman.
Unexpectedly, the female ghost squinted her eyes and said lazily: "I really want to sleep!"
I would go and give her some sunshine, and she would be bright. I would give her some conveniences, but she thought it was necessary.
"Get up!" I walked over to the female ghost and slapped her hard on the bed.
Unexpectedly, the female ghost didn't react at all and actually fell asleep.
When Yao Hongling saw this scene, she couldn't help laughing: "Qiao Yang, this female ghost can't be a lazy person!"
"Who knows? I'll wake her up first and then talk!"
I sat down on the bed and gently pushed the woman's arm with my hand. The woman just shook her body slightly and still had no intention of getting up.
It seems that she needs to be treated a little harshly.
I directly slapped the female ghost hard on the arm.
There was a "pop" sound, and this time the female ghost got up.
She opened her eyes and complained reluctantly: "Are you annoyed? Can't you just let me sleep peacefully?"
This female ghost is really hopeless.
I held the Heavenly Master's ghost-catching talisman in my hand again, and shouted at the female ghost: "Get up quickly, or I will beat you to pieces."
When the female ghost heard this, she immediately turned over and climbed up, curled her lips and said, "Okay! What do you want? You speak! Anyway, I can't beat you."
Seeing this girl's angry face, I couldn't help but want to laugh.
Now is not the time to laugh, I have to ask her out.
"Listen, I will give you two choices now. One, find a place to reincarnate yourself. Two, you leave here immediately and promise me never to come back."
I held the talisman between my sword fingers and waved it in front of the female ghost.
As soon as I finished speaking, the female ghost said "Wow" and started crying.
"Brother, you are such a bad person! I am just here to take a nap. I have been a ghost for three years and I have never harmed anyone. Is it wrong for me to want to take a nap? Yes, I am a lazy person, but
I am too lazy to have dignity or a bottom line. I never harm others, and I would rather eat just one steamed bun a day than harm others."
The female ghost wiped her tears with her hands and replied to me.
After listening to the female ghost's words, I really didn't know what to say.
"Forget it! I think this girl is quite pitiful." Yao Hongling on the side also persuaded me.
As a disciple of Maoshan, when I see a ghost, I naturally have to take care of it. If the ghost doesn't leave, I always feel uneasy.
"Okay, then I will first explain your crime so that you can be convinced."
Dissuading ghosts is a skill, but also an art. I finally got this opportunity, so I certainly wouldn't miss it.
"First of all, you have to eat steamed buns every day. Let me ask you, where do the steamed buns come from? They can't be robbed! Secondly, if you sleep here every day, you will inevitably fall asleep. You should know that humans and ghosts are
You can’t live together for a long time. Because ghosts have a yin body, and over time, they will consume people’s yang energy. Once a person’s yang energy is weak, they will slowly get sick.”
The female ghost raised her face and replied unconvinced: "My steamed buns and steamed buns are donated by others, not stolen. For the past three years, the owner of the steamed bun shop downstairs will sacrifice steamed buns on the road every morning.
I will pick up a copy of the lonely ghosts every morning. Regarding the ghost pressing on the bed, I didn’t mean it. Besides, it doesn’t matter if I get pressed a few times. Even if I get sick, it’s just my laziness. I don’t do it every day.
I just feel like sleeping. Besides, I didn’t do it on purpose."
"Whether you do it intentionally or not, pressing the bed is harming others." I replied coldly to the female ghost.
"Then what do you want?" the female ghost curled her lips and asked.
"Please leave here and find a place to reincarnate." I said.
Upon hearing this, the female ghost cried "Wow" again, "I also want to be reincarnated! But no evil deeds come to seduce my soul."
I guess this female ghost is so lazy that she doesn't even care about evil deeds.
"Okay! I will perform a salvation ceremony for you tonight. Then let me give you a ride!"
I sighed helplessly towards the female ghost.
"Thank you, brother. By the way, you'd better send me to a rich family. That way I won't have to work in the next life." The female ghost smiled at me and said.
"I don't have this ability. The salvation is just read to you, so that you can quickly understand the essence of the scriptures and awaken. As for where you can go, it all depends on your personal understanding and your own karma.
It’s up to you to decide based on your strength. But I think your face won’t be too bad in the next life. Because you don’t look like a bad person, and you probably haven’t done any bad things in this life. If you accumulate virtue in this life, you won’t be too bad in the next life.”
I comforted the female ghost. I just wanted to send her away as soon as possible.
The female ghost smiled and said, "Me! In fact, I don't have too high requirements. I just want to be able to sleep in every day in the next life."
"Then you will be reincarnated as a pig in the next life!"
I answered with a smile.
"Nonsense, I don't want to be a pig!" The female ghost rolled her eyes at me, and then laughed again: "Okay, brother, you said you would perform salvation for me at night, so I'll sleep here for a while first.
!Stop quarreling with me, okay?"
"this……"
The female ghost had fallen asleep on the bed.
Yao Hongling glanced out the window, then turned her head and smiled at me and said: "Qiao Yang, it's dawn now. I'm not afraid anymore. Then I'll go back to my room and sleep. You can stay here with me."
Girl!"
After saying that, the beautiful manager walked out seriously.
"Hey! Wait..."
I shouted loudly.
Yao Hongling looked back at me and said, "Is something wrong?"
"Aren't you afraid of sleeping alone?" I said.
"What are you afraid of? It's already dawn now. What do I have to be afraid of? Besides, I'm afraid of ghosts but not people. Don't forget, I have learned kung fu." Yao Hongling replied to me with a proud face, leaving a
With a proud smile, he turned around and left the room.
Originally, I wanted to tell this beauty to go sleep in her room. After all, sleeping with a female ghost makes me crazy just thinking about it.
The beautiful manager said that she is not afraid anymore. If I go again, I will be asking for trouble.
Besides, Yao Hongling didn't seem to want me to sleep in the same bed with her.
Yao Hongling, who has always been arrogant, held my hand last night and took the initiative to come to my room to beg for sleep. It was not because her temperament had changed, nor because she had taken a liking to me, my friend.
That's because she now believes in ghosts. If the mountain demon hadn't frightened her so badly that day, it would be strange that this proud peacock would bow to me.
In her eyes, I was just a migrant worker who looked down upon me. However, it seemed a little different now. Because she knew that I had a dharma, and what she was afraid of was ghosts.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but feel a little proud. This is good, it will be easier for me to get along in the company in the future. On the way back, I will talk to her about the salary increase.
"Oh! I'm so sleepy."
I stretched unconsciously, glanced at the female ghost beside me, and sighed: "Female ghosts will be female ghosts! They can't hurt me anyway."
After that, I fell on the bed and fell asleep.
As I fell asleep, I began to dream.
In my dream, an old man came to me and said I owed him something.
I asked the old man what he owed him. The old man took off the straw hat on his head, smiled at me, and held a golden thing in his hands.
At first, I thought it was gold.
Who knows, the old man threw the thing in his hand to me. I took it and looked at it, and I couldn't help being shocked. The gold in my arms turned into a dark and terrifying toad.
"Boy, you must keep what you promise to others. Otherwise, you will be punished." After the old man finished speaking, he turned around and ran away, quickly disappearing into the vast darkness of the night.
Obviously, this old man is a ghost. I was awakened by a nightmare.
After I woke up, I thought about it carefully. I always felt like I had seen this person in my dream somewhere.
Jinchan, old man...
I remembered that I had met this old man on the second floor of the prince's tomb. It was under his guidance that I wrapped a dead toad in a piece of yellow cloth and brought it back.
I remember the old man told me that the real treasure in the Golden Cave is the stinkiest thing.
In this case, the dead toad I wrapped is most likely a piece of gold.
I have been so busy these days that I almost forgot about such an important thing.
Let's take a look first. If it is really gold, then I will be rich.
Thinking of this, I took the French cloth bag on the table. I reached out and took out the piece of yellow cloth from the cloth bag. When I unfolded it, I saw two large gold ingots in front of me.
I got rich! I got rich today, buddy!
Damn it, two pieces of gold can be worth hundreds of thousands at least! When I go back, the first thing I need to do is get a driver's license and get myself a car to drive. I feel excited just thinking about it.