Sweat! This grudge is really short-tempered. When I say I hate it, it gets even more angry.
I tried to turn the "Picture of One Hundred Ghosts" to the page about the ghosts again, and then said "Excuse me" to the picture above. As soon as I finished speaking, the lights in the room stopped flashing.
, everything is safe and sound.
This is to bully me into not being able to open my eyes to others! If I were to open my eyes to others, I would have to deal with it.
It's a pity that the cow's tears have been used up, and this thing is not easy to get now. You can't meet the cows, so where can you get the cow's tears? It seems that you have to find time to go down the mountain to get some cow's tears.
Otherwise, it will be really inconvenient to catch ghosts in the future.
Although there is a method of swallowing talismans to open the Dharma Eye, the method of swallowing talismans is so uncomfortable that my tongue was burned and blistered last time.
I closed the "Picture of One Hundred Ghosts" and fell asleep peacefully.
The next day, I got on the train very early and lay on the sleeper bed, feeling groggy. I practiced my eyesight according to the eye-sharp technique my master taught me.
"Sir, please take out the train ticket and take a look."
I looked up and saw a beautiful conductor in her early twenties coming to me.
The girl tied her hair up, revealing her thin and slender neck, and soon a black mole as big as a mung bean appeared on her right side.
According to Uncle Yuan's theory of physiognomy, this mole is not a good mole. This kind of mole is called a self-hanging mole. Anyone with this kind of mole is prone to commit suicide and hang himself.
"Sir, could you please take out your ticket and show it to me?" the conductor asked me again, with a little anger in his eyes.
When she was talking, she put her hand on her chest to block it.
Fainted, this beauty thought I was looking at her breasts!
"Here! This is my ticket."
I handed the ticket to the beautiful woman in front of me and glanced at her forehead inadvertently.
Suddenly, I saw a thick black air rising from her forehead.
It seems that I have now reached the level of a second-grade fortune teller. Yes, there is indeed a black energy wafting from this girl's forehead.
The so-called blackening of Yintang, what else is this?
"I'll take this ticket first, and I'll return it to you when I get off the train." The conductor put my ticket into a folder, turned around and walked forward.
"Beauty! Wait!"
"What's up?"
The conductor looked back at me and said.
"I think your complexion is not right!" I said to the beautiful woman.
The beautiful woman glanced at me disdainfully and sneered: "Why didn't you say that if the hall turns dark, it must be a bad omen! Save it, this method of picking up girls is outdated long ago."
After saying that, the beauty raised her proud face and turned to leave.
I shouted anxiously: "Hey! I didn't lie to you. If anything bad happens to you, remember to come back to me."
The beautiful woman stopped, turned her face, looked me up and down, smiled coldly and said: "I have seen too many glib men like you. Even though I am not very old, I clearly understand
Let me tell you, I’m not that easy to lie. Why did I come here to find you? So that you could take a peek, right? It’s true!”
With that said, the beauty even buttoned the top button of her uniform.
She smiled proudly: "If you want to see it, no way! I won't even show you the chain bones."
The beautiful conductor's words immediately caused a burst of laughter from the passengers in the carriage.
She rolled her eyes at me, walked forward slowly with proud steps, and disappeared at the end of the carriage after a while.
The train continued to run. From time to time, terrible thoughts flashed through my mind.
Think about it, it would be a pity for such a young girl to hang herself.
But if people don't listen to me, I can't do anything about it.
I continued to lie down on the berth and practiced the eye-gazing and ventilation method that Master taught me. I carefully looked at everyone passing by. The strange thing was that I never saw the same complexion in anyone else.
.
I don’t know if it’s because other people don’t have that kind of complexion! Or maybe my qi-gazing technique is not strong enough and I can only see the ominous look occasionally.
After the conductor left, everything returned to how it was before. Those who should sleep continued to sleep, and those who needed to brag and chat continued to brag and chat.
There was even a young man who became my master.
"Brother, in my opinion, the beautiful woman from before is a proud peacock. To be honest, people look down on you from the bottom of their hearts. If you want to catch this girl, you have to show your trump card. For example, you
You must be handsome, or you have a very decent job, or you are very talented, otherwise, this arrogant peacock will not look at you seriously. Don't look at her. When serving others,
She looks very polite. That's her job, she's very proud at heart!"
"Really? I haven't heard of anything you mentioned. Of course, I haven't thought about Lin Chai, a proud peacock, and she is not my cup of tea. I'm afraid I will disappoint you."
I replied to the buddy lying opposite me.
The boy said with a hint of sarcasm: "Brother, don't say the grapes are sour just because you can't eat them! If you really want to pick her up, buddy, I have a trick. Wait a minute and you can learn a little bit."
I just laughed and said nothing.
Man, I don't have the time to mess with him!
I took out Master's "Maoshan Notes" and continued to read.
The boy sleeping opposite me glanced at me, and then sneered at me: "Brother, you don't really believe that there is such a thing as magic in the world! Reading this book will not increase your intelligence! I suggest you still do it
Just read some practical books. For example, "Speech and Eloquence" is quite good for picking up girls. It's much better than what you read here. These days, it's so cliché to say "Girl, you have a bad look",
It just makes people laugh their teeth out.”
"Just be happy!" I replied casually and continued to read Master's book.
I lay on the berth and looked through it for a long time, and the boy opposite me also stopped talking.
After a while, I saw this guy sitting up again and said to me excitedly: "Hey! Here she comes. The beauty on the train is here. Watch out, brother, I promise you to get her phone number. First,
You need contact information, WeChat, QQ, mobile phone number, whatever. Once you get in touch, you will have the opportunity to use your special skills in the future."
As soon as this kid finished speaking, the conductor actually passed by us again.
"Conductor! I want to ask you a question."
The guy opposite winked at me, sat up and greeted the conductor.
The beautiful conductor really stopped and turned around to look at the boy.
"What car number is the dining car in?"
"Car No. 13." After the beauty answered, she turned around and prepared to leave.
"Hey! Wait."
The boy got out of bed immediately, smiled and said to the conductor: "Beauty, it's like this, here I am! I am the vice president of the Chinese Medical Research Association, and I specialize in studying women's hair. I think your hair is very
It’s pretty good. I’d like to take one out and use it for scientific research. I hope you don’t mind. Can you do me this little favor?”
"That's it!" The conductor hesitated.
"Of course, our sampling is also paid. Come on, this is a new product developed by our college. It has a good effect on hair care. I hope you can accept it. It's completely free."
The guy immediately took out a small pack of shampoo from his bag and handed it to the conductor.
The conductor smiled and reached out to take it, reaching out to pull out his hair.
"Girl, I must not give you this hair."
I said to the beautiful conductor: "It is said that there is a kind of luck-borrowing spell. The caster only needs to take a photo of a woman, and then take a piece of her hair. The girl will smile at the caster, and the caster can take away the girl's soul.
Take it away, and then you can do whatever you want with it."
I thought that by saying this, I would be able to scare this girl away.
Unexpectedly, the girl rolled her eyes at me with disdain: "Really? Then I have to give it to you."
After that, the beautiful conductor pulled a hair from her head and gave it to the other party.
"Girl, can you please leave your contact information? Our research is very rigorous. We will number each sampled hair, and there will also be a lottery. If our new product development this time is successful, we will give it to all
Samplers will receive a lifetime membership card, and the merchant will provide free hair care and shampoo products for life."
As the guy spoke, he actually took out a notebook and handed it to the beautiful conductor, asking her to sign the notebook.
I looked at the beautiful conductor again. The black air on her forehead was getting thicker and thicker.
Suddenly, an ominous omen flashed through my mind. I had to doubt the motives of the young man sitting opposite me.
I always feel that what this guy says is unreliable. How can there be anyone who specializes in hair quality? And he is a member of the Chinese Medical Association. Even if he is, he is not so young! He is also the vice president!
"Beauty, don't believe what this guy says. How can there be such a young vice president! I think he is only in his twenties." I deliberately reminded the beautiful conductor.
This trick really worked. The beautiful conductor put down the pen in her hand, smiled politely at the guy and said, "Thank you! I won't leave the phone number!"
After saying that, she turned around and left.
"Conductor!" I called her again.
The beautiful conductor looked back at me and said, "Is something wrong?"
I thought about it, took out a Liuding Liujia Talisman from my French cloth bag, and handed it to the beautiful woman in front of me: "Take this! You can use it in critical moments."
"Sister! No...need...need!" the beauty replied word for word, rolled her eyes at me angrily, turned around and left.
The guy sitting opposite me shook his head in disappointment and said, "Brother, if you hadn't deliberately sabotaged it just now, that beauty would have left me her phone number. Brother, I was asking the beauty for your number. Who knew?"
, you kid is not sensible at all, not only did you not say nice things, but you deliberately caused trouble, and you missed such a good opportunity in vain."
As he spoke, he shook his head and sighed for a while, then put away the notebook he had written earlier, lay down on the berth and fell asleep with his eyes squinted.
I saw that this guy seemed to have something wrong, so I asked him: "Hey! What did you do with that girl's hair just now?"
The boy sat up and rolled his eyes at me with disdain, "What I'm doing is not just to get you a number. Forget it, let's not talk about it anymore."
He rolled his eyes at me angrily, lying on the berth and squinting his eyes.
For some reason, I always feel that this guy wants the train conductor’s hair, which is not a good thing. It is very likely that he is borrowing luck from the train conductor. It is said that there is a fusion spell. As long as you get a woman’s hair and a photo, you can cast a spell. This spell is a
Shi, it’s not difficult to get a woman to take off her clothes and give her money or something.
Of course, the premise is to capture the smile of the person being cast.
It's easy to get a picture of a woman these days. You can secretly take a picture of her hair and smile with your mobile phone. This guy has just succeeded. Next, he may be the one who will harm the beautiful train conductor.