Grandma Chen said there was nothing she could do, so I had to put my hope in her ghost master again.
"Old man! You must think of a way to save me. No, Grandpa Yu, you must save me." I immediately changed my title, thinking that I would have to call him dear to everyone.
Uncle Yu smiled at me and said: "Boy, considering your seniority, you can really call me grandpa. I also want to help you. However, no one can help you with emotional matters. In the end, you have to go to the interview yourself.
Okay. I can ask my two apprentices to take you wherever you want to go, but you must be the one who talks about it."
"Talk?" I asked with a wry smile: "You mean to let me and that yin girl talk about marriage?"
"That's right! You caused this matter yourself, so you have to talk about it yourself. However, before talking about this matter, I'm afraid you need to learn some self-protection methods, otherwise you won't be able to go to that ghost village at all.
Ah! This is troublesome."
"Guicun, do you want me to go to the underworld myself?" Sweat broke out on my back.
"Well! You have to go to the underworld in person. What a pity! It's a pity that my two apprentices are not yet capable of leading people to the underworld. It would be great if I was here."
Uncle Yu let out a long sigh and said, "Maybe if I go, I can settle this matter for you."
"Grandpa Yu, I think you can go now! Aren't you a shady person? You'll be there as soon as you close your eyes and open them!"
I fawned over him, thinking, it would be great if this person was my biological grandfather. It's a pity that my biological grandfather passed away early.
Uncle Yu smiled and shook his head, "No! There are rules in the underworld."
"I'll burn a little more money for you, please go to the head office!"
"no!"
"I will give you one billion, plus two Japanese girls for you, and a BMW. By the way, if you like it, I can also get you a Russian beauty..." I thought of everything I thought of.
It was said.
"This is not a matter of money. Of course, it would be best if you could burn more for me. Women! It depends on the situation!"
A smile finally appeared on Uncle Yu's face, and I knew there was something serious about it as soon as he saw it.
"Grandpa Yu, you actually have a way to solve this problem, right?" I said this immediately while he was still happy.
"Well! Of course there are ways. But it depends on your fate! And whether you can let it go."
After that, Uncle Yu looked at me carefully, then pointed at the door and said, "Go, stand at the door, and then turn around and look at me."
I did as he said and stood at the door.
The whole room was quiet. I saw Mrs. Chen and Zhang Qiaosheng's faces looking a little unhappy. They wanted to say something, but they didn't dare.
Lian Xiaoru on the side also felt a little strange. She looked at her father, and her father winked at her, and the girl also closed her mouth.
"Qiao Yang, let me ask you, is there anyone behind you? Don't look back."
Uncle Yu asked me.
"I won't look back, there is no one behind me." I replied decisively.
"Do you have any money on you?"
"have."
"Is there any San Mao San?"
"It's more than 30 cents." I said. I couldn't help but feel a little puzzled. I always felt that the question the old man asked me was strange.
"Okay! You are now my disciple of Maoshan. It is more than three cents, which means that you will have inheritance from other sects in the future, and you will not live in poverty. I asked you if there is anyone behind you, and you said, no. That means
, you have cut off your queen, and you will not have any descendants in the future. I told you not to look back, and if you say no, it means there is no way out. All this is fate! Today I am going to teach you the most powerful way in the world.
Dharma, go down to Maoshan Dharma."
Uncle Yu replied to me with a serious face.
"Ah..." I almost fell down. Although I longed to learn Taoism, I never thought it would end like this. If I don't have any descendants, then I'm still a fool! I have learned profound Taoism.
So what about the law? Should I not marry my wife? I don’t want to be a bachelor.
I really have the urge to cry.
"Master, do you really want to teach him the Maoshan Dharma?" Zhang Qiaosheng on the side asked Uncle Yu.
"Of course, this is the disciple I have been waiting for for thirty years, and I have finally arrived. If you don't spread it, I will go to the underworld to report it. Back then, I chose you as my true disciple, but your will was not
Be firm. I asked you if there was anyone behind you, and you answered me that there should be no one! This shows that your will is not firm and there is a way out. From the moment you answered my question, it was doomed, and you had no choice.
Learn the profound method of going down to Maoshan. This is the curse and taboo of the Taoist priests in Maoshan."
"As for money, you answered decisively. I asked you if you had any money, and you said no. You were penniless, and you ended up being poor for most of your life. I tried to teach you the Maoshan method, but in the end you still didn't learn it.
It’s done, it’s only half a bucket of water. Speaking of which, it’s all destiny!”
At this point, Uncle Yu sighed, "Master has harmed you. I shouldn't be persistent. You should have gotten married and had children earlier. I have never found a suitable inheritance partner, so I stubbornly let you practice the thunder method of Maoshan.
, In fact, you are not that material at all. Because you have a nose joint on your nose, this kind of person cannot practice the thunder method. If you cannot practice the thunder method, you will not be able to achieve the unrivaled Maoshan method."
"Master! Stop talking."
Zhang Qiaosheng knelt down, tears streaming down his face: "I don't think I am the right person either."
After hearing this, Mrs. Chen also started crying: "Master, please stop talking."
Zhang Qiaosheng and Mrs. Chen looked at each other with a thousand words in their eyes, but in the end they only turned into two lines of clear tears, which flowed down.
Presumably, this pair had their share of love and hate when they were young.
"Alas! I delayed you two."
Uncle Yu let out a long sigh, and finally cast his gaze on Zhang Qiaosheng's face, and said earnestly: "Qiaosheng, if you find the right person, get married! Don't be obsessed with the method of descending from Maoshan anymore. You don't
You have not committed three shortcomings and five shortcomings, and you are not qualified to practice the method of Maoshan. If you give up the practice of Leifa, you can live a normal life. Like Mrs. Chen, you only learn the method of Maoshan, get married and have children.
If you don’t break the precepts, there will be no consequences.”
Hearing this, Mrs. Chen and Zhang Qiaosheng were already crying. They looked at each other, but finally turned their faces to the side, and each burst into tears.
"Okay, don't cry anymore. If you want to blame, just blame Master!" After Yu Bo finished speaking, he shouted to Zhang Qiaosheng, "Qiaosheng, prepare to open the altar. The apprenticeship ceremony begins."
"Wait!" I whispered to Uncle Yu: "Grandpa Yu, can I not learn the Maoshan method?"
Uncle Yu shook his head and said with a bitter smile: "No, if you don't learn Maoshan's method, first of all, you won't survive seven days, because your body has been poisoned by corpse poison. Only by using Maoshan's thunder method can you slow down."
Remove it slowly."
"Is corpse poison so powerful?" I asked in surprise.
"If you are so powerful, you will know just by looking in the mirror. At night, you will have a ghost tongue. That's because you sucked a woman's corpse."
Uncle Yu said and handed me a mirror.
I took the mirror and stuck out my tongue to look at it, and I couldn't help but be shocked. It didn't look like a human tongue at all. The whole tongue was black, more like a cow's tongue. I almost wanted to vomit when I saw it.
.
I hate that damn woman in my heart! I hate that damn woman Zou Li. I wish I could burn this damn woman’s body on fire. On my birthday, this damn bitch actually asked me to suck her thighs. Bah!
"How about it? Do you want to learn the Maoshan method now? If you don't learn it, you will die in seven days if the corpse poison in your body is violated."
Uncle Yu looked at me seriously and said: "If you don't learn the Maoshan method, there is no way to get rid of that Yin girl. I guess she will come to you tonight. If you learn the Maoshan method, then you
You will be protected by the Patriarch. Ordinary little devils will not dare to come near you at all. Even if they come close, they will not dare to touch you."
"I studied!"
I gritted my teeth and agreed. I thought, if I was going to die anyway, I might as well become a dashing Taoist priest, and the worst I could do would be to have no descendants. I didn’t say I wasn’t allowed to get a wife.
Uncle Yu smiled, "Actually, it's useless if you don't agree. From the moment you answered me, a contract has been made. You have to abide by it even if you don't abide by it. This is the power of the Maoshan Law.
There are even some masters who will pass on kung fu in their dreams, and you can't refuse."
After saying that, Uncle Yu glanced at Zhang Qiaosheng and asked, "Are you ready? Let's start the apprenticeship ceremony."
"alright!"
After Zhang Qiaosheng finished answering, he put a cup of tea into my hand. After whispering a few words in my ear, I knelt down in front of Uncle Yu and offered him tea.
Uncle Yu nodded with satisfaction, then dragged Zhang Qiaosheng to sit down on the stool, "Come on, you are the master today."
Zhang Qiaosheng looked surprised, "What does this mean?"
Uncle Yu smiled and said: "I can only be his master. Because the inheritance of Xia Maoshan only has one chance. Each master can only pass the true inheritance to one disciple. This is the sect rule. I pass it on to you, and you can
Pass it on to Qiao Yang. Of course, I will give Qiao Yang additional guidance in my dream. This is not a taboo."
Zhang Qiaosheng had no choice but to sit down in front of me with some embarrassment.
"Master! Please take your time with the tea."
"Yes!" Zhang Qiaosheng took the tea and nodded.
Immediately, he turned around and took out a set of Taoist uniforms from the box, then gave me a mahogany sword, a pair of high-gong shoes, and a Dharma bag embroidered with Bagua diagrams, and finally gave me a compass.
After handing these things to me, Uncle Yu touched my Yintang point with his hand, "Listen, from now on, you will be a Feng Shui master in front of ordinary people. You will be a real Feng Shui master in front of ghosts."
A disciple of Maoshan. Therefore, the time you have to wear this clothes is very short. Come, I have a book of Yin and Yang secrets here. You can take it and study it carefully! It contains fortune-telling, Feng Shui and some spells. Wait until the opportunity comes.
When you mature, you will naturally understand the meaning."
"Thank you, Master!" I offered another cup of tea to Uncle Yu. He took the tea with satisfaction and drank it in one sip.
"Okay, it's time to report over there. We, masters and disciples, may have a chance to get together again in the future. Remember, my name is Yu Bo, the learned Bo. Of course, you can call me Uncle Yu.
I guess they called me the same way when they got there."
Uncle Yu stretched himself, then stood up and prepared to leave.
"Master, wait!" Mrs. Chen called to Uncle Yu.
"Why, you still want me to help you deal with the soul urn?" Uncle Yu asked Granny Chen.
"No!" Mrs. Chen blushed and looked at Zhang Qiaosheng: "I decided to give this soul urn to Junior Brother Zhang."
"Senior sister, it's my fault. You should keep this soul urn! Aren't you going to accept a disciple? It just so happens that while our master is here, let Xiaoru also offer a cup of tea. Master also has a gift for you!" Zhang Qiao
Health said.
"Oh! Junior brother, why did you and I think of going together?" Mrs. Chen glanced at Zhang Qiaosheng, and then she laughed, with something called tenderness in her eyes.
After a while, Lian Xiaoru began to worship her master again. She learned from Po Chen the Zhongmaoshan method, which was the kind that allowed her to get married and have children. The master also gave her a book.
This girl didn't even look at me, she just blinked at me mysteriously, which made me feel extremely disappointed.
Although I learned profound Taoism, the price I paid was much greater than this girl. Thinking about having no descendants makes my heart ache.
"Okay, I'm leaving!" Uncle Yu glanced at Granny Chen and Zhang Qiaosheng and said, "Remember, on the day when the ghost comes, you two will protect Qiao Yang. Those old ghosts in the ghost village are not that good.
Deal with it."
After saying that, Uncle Yu walked towards the door on a wisp of breeze, and soon disappeared into the dark night.