I heard the master's voice, and after a while, I heard him ask again: "Is this stone three feet and three feet long?"
"Don't worry, I personally measured it. It's exactly three feet three. There will be no problem." Secretary Wu replied to the master.
"Wait, you can't be careless about this, let me measure it again." I glanced at the master secretly, and saw the old man took out a Luban ruler from his French cloth bag. After measuring for a while, he nodded with satisfaction.
Nodding: "Very good, this stone meets the requirements of the layout here. It measures three feet and three feet of evil-suppressing gems, and it can calm the mind and eliminate evil as much as Mount Tai."
After that, the master stood up and said to Secretary Wu: "Okay, now we can start breaking ground. Remember, anyone who breaks ground must not have touched a woman last night, nor must he have slept with a woman. The first one
It is best for the person who makes the move to be a boy. If not, then find someone with more yang energy."
"It's a little difficult to be a boy, but I haven't touched a woman! There should still be some of this." After saying that, Secretary Wu winked at the migrant workers in front of him and said: "You guys all come here, I touched a woman last night.
Some stood aside, and some who had never touched a woman since they were young raised their hands."
"Damn! At this age, how can I not have touched a woman before?"
"Yes! It seems that I can't do this job anymore. I will definitely not be able to do the first shovelful of soil."
"Xiao Wang, come on! I heard that the first one to break ground will get a red envelope. It's five hundred yuan! Haven't you guys not found a girlfriend yet? This is an opportunity to make a fortune!"
"But I..."
"Oh! What are you so embarrassed about? Why don't you just dig some dirt and use the shovel? A virgin is a virgin! Are you afraid of being laughed at?"
The two were talking.
Secretary Wu happened to hear this.
He felt excited and immediately waved to the young man in his mid-20s and said: "Boy, have you really never touched a woman before?"
The young man opened his mouth in embarrassment.
Secretary Wu yelled at him angrily: "Damn it, I'm asking you a question! Have you ever touched a woman? If it's a boy, just give me a shout."
"No, I haven't touched it." The young man replied nervously.
"Take this, this is a red envelope for you. Here! Go dig the soil for me now. You will be the first to break the soil."
Secretary Wu put a red envelope into the young man's hand and led him to a circle sprinkled with lime. This circle was the spot marked by the master for placing stakes.
"Okay, it seems that none of you touched women last night? Okay, you all come over! After Xiao Wang has started digging, you can just keep digging. Xiao Wang can start digging."
I heard Secretary Wu shout, and soon I heard the sound of shoveling dirt with a shovel.
After shoveling the soil for a while, I heard Master shout to Fang Tao and me: "Qiao Yang, Fang Tao, you two can turn around."
"Okay!"
Fang Tao and I quickly turned around and ran to the pile point where several migrant workers were digging with some curiosity, watching how they buried the Taishan Stone.
At this time, the master crossed his hands behind his back and stared at the migrant workers digging the soil with a serious face.
While digging, he suddenly saw a stream of dark water seeping out of the soil, and the master's face immediately darkened.
"stop!"
"What's wrong?" Secretary Wu asked worriedly.
"Something's wrong, why is there black water seeping out of the soil?" The master squatted down next to the stake with a suspicious look on his face. He reached into the pit and grabbed a handful of mud, then put it to the tip of his nose and smelled it.
After smelling it, he immediately shook his head and sighed: "Trouble, the feng shui of this place has been ruined. The soil smells of rotting corpses. It seems that we need to find another person to dig the hole."
Upon hearing this, Secretary Wu's face immediately darkened, "Daozhang Zhang, what's going on?"
The master's face was gloomy. He walked up to the young man who took the lead in breaking the ground and stared at the young man seriously. "Young man, tell me the truth. Have you really never touched a woman?"
"I..." The young man named Xiao Wang's face immediately turned red and he hesitated: "I, I don't know if it counts as touching a woman."
When Secretary Wu heard this, he became furious and slapped the young man on the head, "Damn it, are you a virgin?"
"I...I went for a massage last night. Although it wasn't with a woman, the woman gave me a bath and..."
The young man's face turned red to his neck when he said this.
"Okay, okay, stop talking. I don't think you are a virgin. Damn it, you went to find Miss. Your uncle!" Secretary Wu angrily slapped the young man on the head again, "
Damn it, you even pretended to be innocent just for five hundred dollars. Damn it!"
The guy got more and more excited as he spoke, and slapped the young man on the head several times.
"Brother, I don't want the money anymore, it's finally done!"
As the young man spoke, he started to cry, took out the red envelope that Secretary Wu had given him earlier from his pocket, and gave it back to Secretary Wu.
"Fuck you, just say no and it's over. You've ruined the feng shui here. Five hundred yuan is nothing! Damn it, just because you pretend to be pure, you've ruined the whole group of us.
It’s your uncle’s fault!”
Secretary Wu's eyes widened and he looked like he was about to eat someone.
At this time, Master stood up and stopped Secretary Wu, with extremely complicated emotions in his eyes. There was disappointment and sympathy.
He advised Secretary Wu: "Forget it, don't hit him. What I'm most worried about is not that the feng shui here is bad, but whether something will happen to this kid himself. He was the first to break ground, and last night he
If a woman destroys your penis, I'm afraid it will be overpowered by the evil spirit here, which could lead to death."
"Ah! Master, you must save me! I still have my mother at home!" The young man heard the master's words and immediately knelt down beside the master.
"Boy, get up first! It's too late to regret now. Let's see it this way! We'll find a new place to bury the Taishan stone. But for the next thing, you must listen to me, and there can't be any more
Concealment."
The master warned the young man in front of him seriously.
"Okay, I will definitely listen to you. Master, you must save me!" The young man nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
The master took out a blank piece of talisman paper from his magic cloth bag, and then took out a cinnabar pen, then drew a talisman on the top of the talisman paper and handed it to the boy who used the first shovel.
"This is an amulet that can temporarily keep you safe. There is absolutely no danger to your life, but whether you will be injured or not depends on your luck."
After saying that, the master stretched out his hand again and grabbed the young man's hand. He looked at his palm carefully, shook his head and sighed: "If there is blue in your palm, you must be worried. I don't think you will go anywhere tonight."
If you go, just come with us!"
"Okay, I'll listen to you. Don't worry, Master, I will definitely listen to you." The boy was so frightened that profuse sweat broke out on his forehead.
Secretary Wu on the side rolled her eyes in anger.
The master stood up again and said to the young man beside him: "By the way, what's your name, kid?"
"Call me Agen!"
The young man replied.
"Agen, now you fill in the soil back. After filling it in, kowtow to the soil here three times, turn around and walk seven steps north. The north is the Xuanwu position. You violated the water dragon here before, so
Even if you have violated Xuanwu, you must have been attacked by evil spirits. If you have violated Water Dragon, you will attract Yin energy. The amulet I just made can protect you for one night at most, but it will not work for a long time. Therefore, we must fundamentally treat this
The problem is solved.”
The master told A Gen with a serious face: "Don't think about anything now, just follow my instructions."
"Okay! Thank you, Master."
After listening to Master's words, Agen knelt down in front of Master on the spot.
"Get up! Don't worry, I will do my best to save you." Master comforted A Gen.
Tears welled up in Agen's eyes, and he kept blinking. When Secretary Wu saw it, he yelled at him angrily: "Okay, stop crying, go and fill in the soil."
Agen had no choice but to pick up the shovel and shovel the soil.
Next, the master took out the compass again, determined a new position, and then drew a circle with lime. He said to Secretary Wu: "The stake point has been selected, let's dig a hole here! Just follow the previous rules.
.The first person to break ground must be full of yang energy. It is best to have a pure yang body. If not, you have to find a man who has not touched a woman recently and has a strong body."
"Which of you hasn't touched a woman in three days?" Secretary Wu glanced at everyone and asked.
"Boss Wu, I, I was here with my girls the day before yesterday."
"Me too, I was having sex with my girlfriend last night."
Upon hearing this, Secretary Wu turned purple with anger and yelled at the migrant workers in front of him: "That's it, get the fuck out of here! Grandma, why didn't I listen to you just now and touch a woman? Damn it!"
!Afraid of offending evil spirits, right?”
After that, the guy rolled up his sleeves and was about to take action, but the master grabbed him.
"Secretary Wu, you should find another person to break the ground! This Antai Mountain stone is very particular, otherwise it will ruin the feng shui here and it will be difficult to find a suitable spot."
Master said to Secretary Wu seriously.
Secretary Wu scratched his head in annoyance and said: "But where can I find this pure Yang Zhi? Besides, this thing can't be seen! We have no way to test it, just in case it's like what the boy said just now, although
I'm a virgin, but I went to see a young lady for a massage last night, and I used up all my yang energy. Damn it, if he makes trouble, won't it be wasted again? I think it's better for me to do it! Anyway,
I haven’t touched a woman for a week."
Master shook his head at Secretary Wu and said, "You can't do it because your Yang Qi is weak. You can tell at a glance..."
At this point, the master stopped talking.
"What do you know?" Secretary Wu asked anxiously.
At this time, the boy Fang Tao added, "I can tell at a glance that you are a guy who plays with women too much. Look, you have big black bags under your eyes, like panda eyes. In physiognomy, this is a sign of excessive sexual indulgence."
"
As soon as he said this, Secretary Wu walked up to Fang Tao with his eyes wide open, looked carefully into Fang Tao's eyes, and then laughed proudly: "You kid also said that the bags under his eyes are darker than mine.
It’s so big! I think you are the one who really overindulges!”
Fang Tao didn't feel embarrassed at all, and replied with a smile: "You're right. That's why my master didn't let me break ground."
When Secretary Wu heard this, he patted his forehead and said to the master: "That's right! Daozhang Zhang must have enough yang energy. Why don't you try to break the soil and see for yourself?"