Chapter 459 The Magical Use of the Left Hand in Dharma
Under Lian Xiaoru's instruction, Xiaotian ran to my side very quickly, jumped on top of me, and called "Dad" very clearly, which made me feel so sweet.
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"Here, dad gives you a hundred yuan. You can use it to buy food later! It's my reward for you." I smiled and took out a hundred yuan bill from my wallet and handed it to Xiaotian.
Xiaotian took the hundred yuan from my hand and looked at it. Finally, he pouted and shook his head, and replied in a sweet voice: "No!"
After saying that, he turned to Lian Xiaoru and shouted: "I want grandma." Lian Xiaoru rolled her eyes at Xiaotian, "Little guy, the amount is getting bigger and bigger now! I have already drank it in the morning,
Now I have to drink milk again."
With that said, Lian Xiaoru opened her arms and shouted to Xiaotian: "Come on!"
Looking at the way this girl opened her arms, I couldn't help but feel surprised. I couldn't help but ask Lian Xiaoru: "Hey! You don't really want to feed this kid!"
"What's serious? Are you here to help me feed it? It's true." Lian Xiaoru rolled her eyes at me angrily and said, "If you want, that's fine! Otherwise, you can feed Xiaotian."
!Maybe he just kissed you."
"Sorry, I can't do this job." I shook my head helplessly and had no choice but to let Xiaotian go.
I don't know why, but when I hear the word "milk" mentioned by Xiaotian, I can't help but think of the scene when Miss Bobo was breastfeeding his ghost child.
That scene was truly terrifying. The whole body was covered in blood. It made me want to vomit when I saw it. The bright blood dyed my clothes red. I think those who are more timid would be frightened and fainted.
Thinking of this scene, I shouted to Xiaoru: "Hey! Xiaoru, you'd better take Xiaotian to a place without people first! I'm not used to you breastfeeding Xiaotian."
When Lian Xiaoru heard this, he rolled his eyes at me with a stern expression and said, "What are you not used to? You will understand after seeing it once, and I will raise Xiaotian for you after seeing it. You don't look like a father at all."
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With that said, the two girls took out a bottle of milk from their bags, then gently pulled out the tube on the bottle of pure milk for Xiaotian, inserted the straw into it, and then put it in Xiaotian's mouth.
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Xiaotian took the milk bottle and started sucking it.
Lian Xiaoru raised her face and glanced at me and said, "You see, Xiaotian is actually very easy to raise. You only need to prepare three to four bottles of milk every day. He usually goes to bed when he is fine.
Only when you are hungry will you want to drink milk, and feeding is very simple, as long as you insert the straw into Xiaotian."
"So this is how you breastfeed! I understand." I replied with a smile. Indeed, I thought a little wrong. I thought I was feeding blood to the kid like Miss Bobo did!
Lian Xiaoru rolled her eyes at me angrily: "Then how do you think you feed me!"
"He must have thought that you were feeding Xiaotian with your own milk!" At this time, the boy Fang Tao answered for me: "Actually, what I was thinking of was that you were feeding Xiaotian with breast milk!"
"Fuck you! I don't even have a boyfriend, how can I get breast milk from you! You're so big." Upon hearing this, Lian Xiaoru angrily kicked Fang Tao in the calf, causing the kid to immediately stand up in pain.
He squatted down and yelled "Ouch!"
Lian Xiaoru's eyes fell on my face again, and she asked me aggressively: "Qiao Yang, tell me what you were thinking just now? Are you thinking wrong like Fang Tao?"
"No, what I was thinking of was you giving blood to Xiaotian's finger." I was afraid that this girl would kick me too, so I deliberately lied.
After Lian Xiaoru heard this, a smile immediately appeared on his face, "Okay, from now on, I will leave Xiaotian to you and let him get closer to you. Let him fulfill his responsibilities as a father!"
With that said, the girl came to me with Xiaotian in her arms and handed the ghost baby into my arms.
Although the hotel was in a mess, with Xiaotian's action, the blood-clothed ghost was taken care of in less than a minute. Secretary Wu was startled by the ghost at first, but when he saw the ghost in his hotel
All the employees were so frightened that they fainted. When they were hiding, they had to pretend to be calm.
"Okay, everyone, come out! It's okay. This is just a joke played by my two magic friends. It's okay. You can go to work with peace of mind now."
Secretary Wu comforted the staff in the hotel.
After hearing this, the staff in the hotel returned to their previous state one by one and started working seriously again. Only the man in a suit from before was still very frightened and his mouth was trembling.
He said to Secretary Wu: "Secretary Wu, I, I don't want to do this here."
"You don't want to work here? Are you kidding me? You have to go through the process when resigning! It's the busy season in the hotel, and even if you want to resign, you have to talk to your immediate boss. Tell me what to do."
Secretary Wu entered the man and replied.
"Forget it, I don't want the salary package. I don't want the deposit either." After saying that, the boy ran outside the hotel with trembling legs.
"Hey!" Secretary Wu saw that this guy had already left the hotel, so he shook his head and sighed: "Forget it, with this guy's courage, he is probably not suitable to be a minister. I'd better hurry up and buy the copper gourd.
Come back!"
After saying that, he puffed up his chest and walked outside the hotel to buy the evil-resolving copper gourd that his master wanted.
After taking care of the blood-clothed ghost, the master made some calculations with his fingers. After a while, he took out the compass and fiddled with it carefully in the hotel, and then said to us: "Okay, the Yin Qi here has basically been suppressed. Previously, the compass has been suppressed.
That blood-clothed ghost is a kid raised in this building. It was used to attract wealth. Now it has been killed by Xiaotian."
"Is everything going to be fine here?" Fang Tao asked.
"Of course not, otherwise why are we still waiting here? Although this kid has been killed, the fundamental problem here has not been solved yet. I want to set up a copper gourd to transform evil spirits here so that the yin cannot gather here for a long time. This place's
The Yin Gathering Formation has been completely cracked," the master replied.
I looked at the time and saw that it was already half past eleven. I thought that Master had to go to Tianyun Tower to do a big Dharma ceremony. The best time there was twelve o'clock at noon. In other words, there was still half an hour.
"Master, it's half an hour until 12 o'clock. Do we have to go to Tianyun Building to do something?" I reminded Master.
"It's okay!" Master I replied, "Secretary Wu should be back soon. There is a handicraft market not far from here. The copper gourd is a very simple ritual that can be done in a few minutes.
Stay for a while and watch carefully. You will also gain a little more knowledge."
"Yes! Thank you, Master, for your guidance." Fang Tao and I replied almost in unison.
Master ignored us and just took out a long iron nail and a cinnabar pen from his hand. At the same time, he took out a small white plate and realgar and placed them one by one on a coffee table in the hall.
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After waiting for about ten minutes, Secretary Wu came to the master carrying a large copper gourd.
"Here we go, this is a Bagua copper gourd. The owner of the store said that they have opened the light for this gourd. The effect of dispelling evil spirits is definitely incredible." Secretary Wu explained to the master with excitement.
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After the master picked up the gourd and looked at it carefully, he replied with a cold smile: "Show it with a hammer. These swindlers who sell fakes can also use it. There will be no such thing as us in this world."
Taoist priests exist."
After that, the old man picked up the cinnabar pen from his desk, chanted the consecration spell in his mouth, tapped the mouth and belly of the gourd, and finally tapped the bottom of the gourd.
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As he nodded, Master continued to chant: "Open your eyes to see the light, open your nose to smell the fragrance, open your eyes to taste all kinds of flavors, open your ears to listen to ordinary words, open your eyes to travel thousands of miles, open your hands to travel thousands of miles."
The light comes from the sun in the palm of my hand, and 360 acupuncture points are opened, and 84,000 hairs are opened. The acupoints are connected, and the orifices are sensitive. After the light is opened, all gods can respond. Now I have opened a fairy gourd, which contains eight thousand miraculous medicines.
Borrow the magical magic of Tieguai to cure all diseases in the world and expel the yin energy from all directions..."
After reciting the mantra, the master put down the cinnabar pen and the previous copper gourd, then picked up the realgar and wiped it on the plate. Then he threw the realgar into the gourd's mouth and turned to me.
He Fangtao explained: "Look carefully, the Bagua copper gourd is valuable for its appearance. In other words, the gourd can absorb evil spirits and digest them. How to digest them! Use realgar. The realgar in the gourd is used to dissolve them.
Evil spirits. This is a way to remove evil spirits."
After saying that, the master stood up the Bagua copper gourd and placed it on the table.
"Master, are there several ways to transform evil spirits using copper gourds?" I asked curiously.
"Of course. The gourd not only has the effect of dispelling evil spirits, but also has the effect of curing all kinds of diseases. In Feng Shui, it has the functions of eliminating diseases, removing disasters, transforming evil spirits, and preventing disasters. As long as the gourd is filled with asarum and
Changpu two-flavored traditional Chinese medicine can cure diseases. Hang the gourd at the door, with the mouth facing outward, to absorb external evil spirits and play a role in blocking and avoiding evil spirits. If the mouth faces inward, it will absorb the evil spirits in the room.
It plays the role of eliminating disasters.”
As the master spoke, he tied up the evil spirit copper gourd with a red rope, took out a long nail from the table, and then walked towards the door of the hotel.
"Secretary Wu asked someone to bring a ladder, and I am going to install this evil-resolving copper gourd on the inside of the hotel entrance. In this way, the evil spirits in the entire hotel can be absorbed and resolved. Doing this will definitely break the original Feng Shui master.
I have set up a Yin-gathering array, but by doing this, I have a chance to bring your boss back to life. It can also be regarded as mitigating his sins! When I hang up this evil-resolving copper gourd, in a few days I can remove the God of Wealth.
The location has been moved."
Master warned Secretary Wu.
"Okay, let me have someone set up the ladder for you first!" After Secretary Wu said this, he called the people in the hotel to prepare the ladder.
Within a few minutes, the electrician in the hotel fetched the ladder. The master solemnly held the copper gourd that transformed evil spirits into his hands, and told Fang Tao and I: "Remember, you must open the sun first."
Step, when putting it on the shelf, you must use your left hand to lift the copper gourd. Do you know why you need to do this?"
"Why?" Fang Tao and I asked at the same time.
"Let Xiao Lian explain it to you! Now I have to install the gourd." The master replied, dragging the copper gourd up step by step.
At this time, Lian Xiaoru smiled and explained to me: "The reason why Uncle Master uses his left hand is because the human left hand is clean and pure."
"Why?"
"Because people usually wipe the PP with their right hand after defecating, but they don't know how to use their left hand, so the left hand is respected and yang."