After I took out the thunder in my palm, I just heard a scream of "Ah", and soon I saw the dead woman from before hit a wall hard, her face widened in horror, and her whole ghost body was helpless.
He sat down, shook his head desperately and said, "Don't kill me, please, don't kill me."
I was about to give this damn woman another palm thunder, but at this moment, a hand fell on my shoulder. I turned around and saw that it was Master, who was looking at me seriously.
"Forget it, let her go! Someone will take care of her naturally. We don't need to take care of her."
Master looked at me seriously.
"Okay! Listen to Master." I nodded and smiled at Master, turned around and walked towards the door with Master, and exited the funeral parlor.
"Let's go back to our bodies first." Master said to me, and then he took me and ran towards the forest.
As soon as we walked out of the funeral home, we heard the sound of "ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing."
Sent here."
"Well! Master has already expected it. That's why I asked you to return to your body as soon as possible." Master replied to me and immediately returned to my body. I also returned to my body.
When I calmed down, I saw one man in black robes and one in white robes rushing towards the funeral parlor with long grenades.
After a while, two undercover agents came out of the funeral home, dragging a naked woman and a naked woman out.
I took a closer look and saw that these two people were the same man and woman who had sex with each other from before.
"Come here!" The male villain in a black robe strangled the man's neck with a long chain and dragged him on the ground.
Another man in a white robe used a long iron hook to hook the woman's shoulders and dragged her on the ground. The dead woman screamed to the heavens and the earth.
The sinister man in a white robe didn't even look at her for a moment. He just raised his face and walked straight forward, shouting: "Old Fan, this woman is going to get into trouble!"
"Yeah! This man has to go through a mountain of knives!" The man in black robe almost nodded and replied.
I was startled when I heard the conversation between these two people. I subconsciously looked at the hat of the other person. I saw the words "make money at first sight" written on the pointed hat of Yin Zai in black robe. On the top of Yin Zai's head in black robe
On it are written the four characters "The world is at peace".
At first glance, we can tell that these two old men, Black and White Wuchang, have come to seize the soul. The one who calls Lao Fan is Black Wuchang and Fan Wujiu, and the one who calls Lao Xie is Bai Wuchang and Xie Bian. These two are both famous underworld conspirators.
Poor, ordinary people can't afford to offend.
"Master, it seems that these two sinister differences are black and white and impermanent?" I asked Master in a low voice. Master immediately tugged on my clothes with his hand and whispered: "Don't say anything."
After a while, Master pointed at the moon in the sky and said, "Ah! The moon is so beautiful tonight!"
I had no choice but to shut up and enjoy the moon together with Master.
"Yes! The moon is so beautiful tonight!" I answered after Master. Unexpectedly, as soon as I finished speaking, I heard a murmur from behind.
"Hey! Lao Fan, there seem to be two people over there?" I heard Bai Wuchang's voice.
"Really? How about we go over and take a look! Could it be that these two guys saw us hooking our souls?"
Hei Wuchang answered.
As soon as I finished speaking, I heard a ringing voice. Unexpectedly, these two shady men actually came over.
I clearly felt a dark wind blowing behind me.
A yin energy came quietly from the back.
Master winked at me and whispered: "No matter what happens for a while, just pretend not to see it. Do you understand? All you can see at the moment is the moonlight and the beautiful scenery."
"Understood!" I responded, then calmed down and pretended to watch the moon.
I know that seeing Yin Zha hooking a soul will kill someone. If Yin Za realizes that a living person has found their soul hook, that person will probably not survive. This is the rule of the underworld.
It was a matter of life and death, and I definitely couldn't be careless. I quietly stared at the crescent moon in the sky, pretending to be very involved.
At this moment, that Bai Wuchang had arrived beside me.
I clearly saw the tall pointed hat on his head, with the four characters "make money at first sight" written on it. This guy brought his face close to me, intentionally smelling something on my body.
A cold breath came to my face, making my heart jump into my throat. At this time, the master was not much better. I saw his old man raised his face, looking intently into the air without even looking at it.
I dared to look down.
His old man was being stared at by Hei Wuchang, who had the words "Peace in the World" written on his head.
"Lao Xie, do you think these two guys have seen us?" Hei Wuchang asked Bai Wuchang.
Bai Wuchang smiled coldly and said: "You will know if you touch his chest with your hand. As long as this person's heartbeat speeds up, he has probably seen you, which means that he is very worried at this time.
I’m so nervous that I’m afraid of you!”
"Well! Your method is indeed good." Hei Wuchang nodded, and then he really put his hand on my heart.
Fortunately, buddy, I have practiced Kumbhaka before. It is said that when a person holds his breath, his heartbeat will drop rapidly. Thinking of this, I deliberately held my breath, and after a while, I felt that my heartbeat dropped significantly.
After Hei Wuchang reached out and touched my chest for a while, he shook his head with some disappointment and said: "This kid's breathing is very calm, and he doesn't look nervous at all. He probably didn't see our hook soul."
"I'll give it a try here." Suddenly, Bai Wuchang also put his hand on the master's chest. After a while, he saw Master Yin Chai and shook his head in disappointment: "This guy's breathing is also very slow. Look,
These two guys are really here to enjoy the moon."
"The way I see it! Why don't we sit here and eat something first? After we fill our stomachs, we will prepare to drag this couple of bitches to the ground for trial." The two undercover men discussed.
"All right!"
Just like that, the two Yinsha adults actually sat down next to us. Seeing this scene in front of me, my heart was beating like a train.
The trouble is huge, how can we play with this! If we keep pretending like this, it won't be long before these two shady masters figure it out.
I was worried in my heart when I suddenly saw Bai Wuchang take out a chicken leg from his bag, then put it to his mouth and gnawed it, while laughing: "Lao Fan, look, these two people are still two people."
The famous Maoshan Taoist priest!"
"Yes! I think these two guys probably want to come here to collect their souls. Today, we have to treat these two guys properly. As long as they see me, it will make them feel better.
Even the gods will not be able to protect him then."
Hei Wuchang answered.
The two villains looked at each other and laughed proudly.
Yin difference also has its own rules. If you want to accept people, you can't just accept them casually. You have to comply with the rules of the underworld.
Their rule is that only when a living person sees their hooked soul, they have the right to take it away. Otherwise, they have to act according to the book of life and death.
Master and I have not yet expired. Although these two Yin Chai masters have some opinions on us, they will not dare to blatantly take away our souls.
It is said that Xie Bi'an and Fan Wujiu were two very upright people when they were alive. They lived an upright life. That's why they were named Yincai after their death.
These two guys are also people who obey the rules. If they didn't realize that my master and I had seen their seductive souls, they would never take action against us. The character of these two guys is like this, they are single-minded in doing things. Damn it.
It can't be changed.
However, now that I see the two undercover men sitting down and waiting for us quietly, I can't help but feel a little worried. No matter how hard you pretend, you can't keep pretending!
Unexpectedly, just when I was extremely worried, I saw Master whistling with a leisurely look on his face.
The old man deliberately took a few steps forward and shouted casually: "Oh! I drank too much tonight. There is really a lot of pee, so let's pee first!"
After saying that, the master really peed on the ground and on the ground in front of the two Yin Chai adults.
Following a "squeaking" sound, a strong flea smell soon hit the face and penetrated into the person's nose, making it very uncomfortable.
"Bah! Damn it, uncle. This guy is too disrespectful. I, Black and White Wuchang, am here to hook up with my soul, and he actually pees here. Lao Xie, do you think you should take this guy in?"
Suddenly Hei Wuchang stood up angrily and asked Bai Wuchang who was standing aside. While speaking, he took out a long soul hook from his arms and prepared to throw it at the master.
Looking at the long grappling hook, my heart jumped into my throat with fear, but the master pretended that nothing happened and deliberately lifted his pants with his hands.
Seeing that the soul hook in Hei Wuchang's hand was about to come out, at this moment, Bai Wuchang rushed over, grabbed Hei Wuchang's hand, and said to Hei Wuchang: "Old Fan, forget it.
Now, don’t forget that our identities are undercover and we act according to orders. If you smash out this soul hook, it’s called avenging private revenge. The King of Hell knows about it, but he will be punished.”
Hei Wuchang said this, nodded, and sighed: "Okay! Seeing that this guy is full of righteousness, he doesn't look like a bad person. I, Hei Wuchang, will tolerate it. It's okay to suffer a little grievance."
"Well! I think it's time for us to set off. Let's send this couple of bitches to Diyuan as soon as possible and hand them over to Diyuan for trial!"
Bai Wuchang approaches Hei Wuchang.
The two looked at each other, finally nodded, and walked forward side by side. Each person held a human soul in their hands. After a while, a clear sound of iron chains could be heard, swinging in the forest.
Until it finally disappeared completely into the vast darkness of night.
The master shook his body, pulled up his pants, let out a long breath and said, "Damn, I was scared to death."
After saying that, the old man wiped a handful of cold sweat on his forehead. Seeing the sweat on Master's face, I realized that the old man was also afraid.
"Master, I thought you weren't afraid just now?" I asked Master.
The master rolled his eyes at me angrily, "Try it for yourself and see if you're afraid. If these two gangsters find out that I intentionally pee in front of them, they will be dragged away immediately. Don't.
Forgot, these two yinza are the leaders among the yinza and are difficult to deal with. Master had to come up with this idea as a last resort. This is also a win in danger! Fortunately, these two yinzai did not notice it. If
If we find out, then we are doomed."
"Yes! It seems that we are still lucky!" I said to the master.
Suddenly, I remembered that Master was accompanied by a pair of Dharma Protectors, and I couldn't help but ask Master: "By the way, Master, didn't you bring two Dharma Protectors with you just now? Why didn't they come to save you?
?”
The master smiled, sighed helplessly and said: "The Dharma Protectors protect the law. If I violate the order of the underworld and am attacked by inhumans, the Dharma Protectors will not be able to take action. They maintain the order of the six realms. They know full well that
The principle of individual karma and individual responsibility.”