"You..." Master gritted his teeth and looked up at the sky. After a while, he sighed longly and said: "It's over! It's over! I think you have fallen under the spell of this female ghost. Whatever, Master
I'll make it happen for you. If you want to have a secret marriage with this female ghost, then go ahead!"
He took out a cigarette and lighter from his pocket, started smoking, and ignored me again.
It can be seen that he is not in a good mood at all. Seeing Master so sad makes me feel very sad. However, now that he has agreed to be with Yin Ling, I am still quite excited.
Looking at the mahogany sword that I had trampled to pieces, I felt a little distressed, so I smiled and said to please: "Master! One day, I will definitely buy you a thousand-year lightning strike jujube sword."
"Hey!" Master sneered, shook his head listlessly and said, "Well, Master, it's unlucky to meet you. Can you afford to sell this sword? Someone offered me two million for it, I don't know.
How many times have I been reluctant to sell it, Master. Let me tell you, this thing has a price but no market. You can’t even get it, let alone a thousand-year-old thing, even a hundred-year-old thing.”
Hearing what Master said, I felt even sadder.
The master took a long puff of cigarette, threw the cigarette holder on the ground, shouted: "Let's go!" and walked towards the bamboo forest.
"Where to go?" I asked.
"Go and negotiate with that damn girl. Doesn't she want to have a secret marriage with you? Master will make it happen for you right now." After that, Master said and walked towards the bamboo forest.
After walking a few steps, I heard a cry of "huh" coming from the front, as if someone was struggling in the bamboo forest.
The master's face suddenly darkened, and he threw the broken mahogany sword at me, "Take it!"
After saying that, he quickly ran in the direction of the sound, passing through a lush bamboo forest, and saw a man and a woman rolling together fiercely on the ground.
After taking a closer look, I discovered that Mrs. Chen was being held down by a lean man and was resisting desperately.
The man's hands pinched Mrs. Chen's neck tightly.
I'll go! This plot is too bloody. I saw clearly that this lean man was none other than Dong Qi, the evil evildoer from Meishan who let loose his troops.
Looking at this rhythm, this guy wants to dominate Master Chen Po, the girl of his dreams!
If this is really the case, isn't that cuckolding Master? "It's intolerable, but it's intolerable." I couldn't stand it anymore, so I decided to come forward.
At this moment, I heard Master shout loudly: "Senior Sister!" After saying that, he quickly rushed over and faced the evil Taoist from Meishan with a crazy combination of punches that made a "pop" sound.
, I felt a little bit of pain when I heard it.
"I'll beat you to death! I'll beat you to death, you idiot." The master scolded him while beating him. With an angry look on his face, he probably really wanted to kill this guy.
But the strange thing is that the lean Meishan evildoer was knocked to the ground by him. Not only did he not die, he did not faint. He quickly got up again and let out a weird "Jie Jie" laugh.
"Oh! You bastard, are you addicted to beatings?"
The master was stunned for a moment, raised his hand, and was about to slap the guy in the face again.
But just as he raised his hand, he stopped again, and suddenly he seemed to understand something. He immediately took out another talisman from his pocket, held the talisman between his sword fingers, and pointed it at Meishan Evil Dong Qi's
The chest was pressed against it.
"Seal the tanzhong and force the ghosts to leave the body! I obey the Supreme Lord to be as urgent as the law."
A fierce talisman slapped the chest of Meishan Evil Dong Qi.
Just hearing a scream of "Ah!", Dong Qi fell down.
The master gathered together to look at him and shouted loudly: "You evildoer! How dare you attack the disciples of Maoshan? Let me see if I can't destroy you."
The master stepped forward, stepped on Dong Qi's chest, raised the talisman in his hand, and with another "pop" sound, a new talisman was slapped on the forehead of Dong Qi, who had fallen to the ground, and soon
Then a piercing scream came from the front.
"Wow!...Wow!..."
Dong Qi's body trembled, his head tilted, and he fell down. A figure immediately rolled down from his body. Upon closer inspection, it was a woman with disheveled hair.
Her face was covered in blood, her eyes were rolled up, and there was a hole in her head. The blood flowed from the top of her head to the corner of her mouth, and she looked very miserable.
Obviously, this was a ghost who was beaten to death in vain. The female ghost's body was shaking slightly, and her hands were raised, and the shaking was even more obvious. She was probably injured by the magic talisman that the master just used, which caused such pain.
"Roar!..."
Suddenly, the female ghost opened her huge mouth and made an action as if she wanted to bite or catch someone, but her body did not move forward, and her eyes were full of fear.
The master ignored the female ghost, but calmly bent down and helped Mrs. Chen up: "Sister, how are you?"
"It's okay!" Mrs. Chen shook her head, put her hand on Master's shoulder, smiled and said: "Junior brother, I feel relieved when you are here. You are still the same as before, when you save me, you are unambiguous.
"
While talking, Mrs. Chen intentionally moved closer to the master. It seemed that she wanted to put her face on his shoulder!
Master lowered his head in embarrassment, and for a moment he didn't know where to put his hands. The more he did this, the closer Mrs. Chen got.
Master's hands were even more confused. This expression made me want to laugh.
I deliberately used a flashlight to shine on this pair of old lovers, and saw Mrs. Chen turning her face away shyly.
At this time, the master was about to stand up, and the two of them bumped into each other tightly.
Master looked panicked and gently held Granny Chen's shoulders with his hands, then gently pushed her away and coughed intentionally: "Senior sister, if it's okay, I, I got up first."
After saying that, the master stood up.
Mrs. Chen also stood up a little embarrassed, arranging her clothes and hair with her hands.
Master walked up to me and glared at me angrily, "What are you taking a picture of? The moonlight is so bright tonight, it's not like you can't see it."
"I understand! I won't dare to do it next time." I smiled and said to the master, but I couldn't help but feel proud. I thought: This old bachelor still loves Granny Chen very much.
"Why are you laughing? Go and send this damn woman away. If she doesn't leave, shoot her with the 'Tianshi Exorcist Ghost Talisman'." Master suddenly took out a talisman from his pocket and handed it to my hand.
.Let me drive away that female ghost from before.
I glanced at the female ghost and saw that the female ghost was breathing heavily and making a sound of "Humph! Humph! Humph!". Every time she hummed, her tongue would unconsciously lick the blood at the corner of her mouth.
, seems to have a lot of resentment towards us.
Master asked me, an inexperienced person, to deal with such a fierce female ghost? I really suspect that this old guy wants to take this opportunity to avenge the mahogany sword that was broken.
This female ghost can even get on the body of the evil Taoist Dong Qi of Meishan. She can also get on the back of her body, and even Po Chen can't do it. But the master wants me to use a talisman to deal with her? Doesn't this mean that I am going to die?
Suddenly, I really had the urge to curse.
"Go!" Master pushed my shoulder and said, "You still want to be friendly with the Yin girl! If you don't even have the courage to do so, how can you be friendly with the Yin girl? You will have many days dealing with ghosts in the future!"
Master rolled his eyes at me angrily and said.
There is no way, the apprentice is not his biological son, it is impossible for the master to care about him as his son.
I gritted my teeth, took the talisman and walked slowly towards the female ghost.
At this time, I heard Mrs. Chen beside the master whisper to the master: "Junior brother! Let Qiao Yang deal with the evil ghost who died in vain. Will anything happen?"
"It's okay, aren't we watching from the sidelines? People always have to grow!"
Master's words were spoken as smoothly as if he were drinking porridge. He was clearly risking his life, but he could say it so lightly. He is worthy of being a ghost hunter, and he is really as powerful as his uncle!
Granny Chen's words made me feel even more unsure.
"Master! Is this okay?" I asked nervously.
"Okay!" Master replied and took out a stack of talismans from his pocket. He told me: "You carry it first. If it doesn't work, I will save you."
After that, I saw the old man take out a bundle of red rope from his pocket, then handed it to Mrs. Chen, and whispered a few words in her ear, but I don't know what he said.
Mrs. Chen just nodded, her face suddenly became solemn. After a while, she tied a red rope to the bamboo behind me, while the master kept pasting talismans on the bamboo. It looked a bit like setting up some kind of formation.
Law.
Seeing Master and Mrs. Chen busy, I suddenly felt confident. I thought Master was probably preparing for me. The purpose of setting up this formation must be to capture this female ghost. There were two Maoshan
The master is here, what should I be afraid of?
I straightened my chest and slowly approached the female ghost holding the "Tianshi Exorcist Demon Talisman".
One step, two steps, three steps...
I was getting closer and closer to the female ghost, so close that I could feel the cold air exhaled from her mouth. I could even see her high chest rising and falling with her heavy breathing when she gasped.
"Qiao Yang, put it against her forehead and slap it with a talisman." Master suddenly shouted: "Quick! Take action."
"Okay!" I responded, panicking and pressing the talisman in my hand against the forehead of the dead woman in front of me.
"Crack!"
The talisman slapped on the forehead of the female ghost, and the female ghost's body immediately swayed.
I couldn't help but feel excited for a while, and shouted loudly: "It's done, it's done! I hit the female ghost."
"ah……"
As soon as he finished speaking, the female ghost shook her head violently and made a "pop-pop" sound, as if the bones in her neck were breaking.
My bones felt a little numb when I heard it.
Suddenly, the female ghost reached out and tore off the talisman on her forehead. She raised her hands and pinched my neck.
"Master, save me!" My neck was tightly strangled by the female ghost.
The master looked back at me, smiled and said: "Don't worry, let your kid suffer some physical pain first. Master now has no peach wood sword and has used up the talismans. I want to think about what I can do to deal with it."
This damn woman."
After saying that, the old bachelor actually sat aside and started smoking leisurely.
Seeing this old bachelor smiling and looking so slutty, I really wanted to spit on his face.
But there was nothing I could do now. Finally, I took a breath and "poofed" on the female ghost's face. I suddenly remembered that saliva can hurt ghosts. It seemed to be in the junior high school text "Song Dingbo Catch Ghosts"
That's what he said.
Unexpectedly, his brother's bite not only failed to force the female ghost back, but also aroused her anger. The dead woman actually opened her bloody mouth and bit me on the face.
Go ahead! Saliva can't hurt a ghost at all. Who wrote this article? I won't let him go even if I'm a ghost.
"Yin Ling! Save me..."
Seeing that the long fangs of the female ghost were about to fall on my face. In desperation, I shouted the girl's name.