"No matryoshka dolls allowed!" Tuantuan said without mercy.
"Your prohibition is invalid." Lin Bei, whose head was covered in the cup, replied.
"Invalid, you big-headed devil, you have eaten the sign today, there are so many protests and prohibitions!" Tuantuan rushed forward, violently dragged Lin Bei's quilt away, and then dragged him out of the quilt.
"Hey, can't you two let me sleep in?" Lin Bei said helplessly while yawning.
"No, you have to go shopping with us." Tuantuan said.
"For things like shopping, you two can just go there. Why do you have to take me with you?" Lin Bei said helplessly.
"The reason is very simple. I didn't expect that you don't even understand this after we have known each other for such a long time." Tuantuan and Lin Rou looked at Lin Bei with expressions of hatred that iron could not be transformed into steel.
"Is it because you two are deeply dependent on me, and you two feel alone, lonely, and cold without me?" Lin Bei replied casually.
"You are lonely and cold!" Tuantuan said.
"Go to hell." Lin Rou's answer was even simpler.
"Because if you don't go, the two of us will have to carry things by ourselves." Tuantuan replied.
"I am just a clothes hanger for you two." Lin Bei was speechless.
"Haha, I didn't expect you to have such self-consciousness." Tuantuan laughed so hard that he couldn't even straighten his waist.
"Hey, forget it, I'm done with you two." Lin Bei sighed and said, "Wait a moment, I'll brush my teeth and wash my face."
With that said, Lin Bei walked into the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face.
After washing up, Lin Bei changed his clothes and went out with Tuantuan and the others.
"There is a newly opened Times Square in Shanghai these days. It is said that there are many international brand stores there. Let's go there first and have a look today." Sitting in the back, Tuantuan said.
"OK." Lin Bei replied. He had an inexplicable feeling that he was a clothes hanger, a bodyguard, and a driver.
"Oh, don't look so miserable. Actually, think about it, how many people dream of going shopping with us two beauties." Tuantuan stood up from the back seat and put his arms around Lin Bei's neck.
said.
Feeling the ball close to his face and breathing in the faint fragrance coming from her body, Lin Bei's heart really swayed slightly.
"Forget it, just think of it as a loss for me." Lin Bei said.
"Boys should have a bigger belly. Girls won't like it if they are too stingy." Lin Rou followed.
"That's right, Lin Bei, why are you so straight!" Tuantuan looked like he hated the iron.
"I would rather be a straight man than a bitch." Lin Bei said decisively.
"Actually, there is nothing wrong with being a licking dog." Tuantuan continued.
"Haha, I believe you have a ghost! People on the Internet have always said that licking a dog will lead to a good death!" Lin Bei laughed.
"That's because they want to lick themselves, just to reduce competition." Tuantuan said seriously. "Actually, as long as you lick faster than others and work harder than others, you can still lick your hands."
"Where did you hear these fallacies?" Lin Bei said quite speechlessly.
"I realized this myself!" Tuantuan said seriously. Her eyes were shining with pride.
"Girl, the corrupt thoughts have penetrated into your body, and you are hopeless." Lin Bei sighed.
"Drive carefully! Someone is overtaking!" Lin Rou warned because she saw a Bentley preparing to overtake next to them!
"This person is in a hurry to reincarnate." Lin Bei couldn't help but said.
He had also noticed, and what made him speechless was that the Bentley on the left not only did not have its turn signal on, but also had to be turned away from it.
After finishing his words, Lin Bei raised his eyebrows. He stepped on the accelerator and pushed the opposite end of the car, pushing against the lane and not letting this Bentley overtake!
With no choice, the Bentley had to slow down and get back behind Lin Bei and the others.
"Well done! Well done! Just don't let people like this overtake you!" Tuantuan shouted loudly from the back seat.
"This kind of person is going too far." Lin Rou also couldn't help but say.
When Lin Bei stopped him, the Bentley behind him was obviously furious! He started honking the horn crazily behind Lin Bei and the others!
However, when he honked the horn, Lin Bei loosened his foot on the accelerator and slowly slowed down! All the way down to a speed of forty-five kilometers per hour!
Since Lin Bei met this kind of person who carelessly overtakes and regards the road as his home, he must give him a good "education".
Seeing Lin Bei deliberately stopping the car, the Bentley behind was obviously furious! What no one expected was that the Bentley behind suddenly accelerated and then hit Lin Bei's BMW 8 Series hard!
Bang!
There was a loud noise, and the front of the Bentley behind slammed into the butt of Lin Bei's car.
Okay, this time it was easy. Lin Bei drove the car to the side of the road and stopped. After the other person slapped Lin Bei's car on the butt, he finally followed him and drove the car to the side of the road.
After the car on the opposite side stopped, two very fashionably dressed young girls got out of the car.
After the two of them came down, they ran directly towards Lin Bei, then with a cold face, without saying a word, they came up and wanted to slap Lin Bei!
It's a pity that Lin Bei's dynamic vision and nerve reflexes are so terrifying. The moment she raised her hand, Lin Bei had already raised his hand to grab hers. Then Lin Bei raised his hand and slapped her with his backhand!
Snapped!
A crisp slap sounded, and with this slap, Lin Bei's face was distorted!
"You...! You! My father has never hit me, how dare you hit me!" The girl stood in front of Lin Bei blankly, and she said to Lin Bei in a crying voice.
"Yes, it's because your father never beat you, so I beat you for your father." Lin Bei said naturally.
After Lin Bei finished speaking, Tuan Tuan and Lin Rou who were standing next to Lin Bei were also a little confused, but then the two of them looked at each other and both quietly gave Lin Bei a thumbs up.
Awesome, he is worthy of being the legendary straight man and a true feminist!
"You...!" Facing Lin Bei's words, the woman was so angry that she couldn't speak at all. She struggled, trying to pull her hand back from Lin Bei's hand, and then Lin Bei's hand was like a vise.
He also held her tightly, making it impossible for her to pull out.
"Let go!" She struggled, but Lin Bei still didn't let go.
"You gangster!" Finally the girl gave up her struggle and cursed angrily at Lin Bei.
"Didn't you bring it to me as a rogue yourself?" Lin Bei sneered.
"Don't go too far." The girl was stunned for a moment, and then said in a tearful voice.
"If you like crying so much, please obey the traffic rules more! Don't wait until a major accident occurs before you cry in bed!" Lin Bei scolded.