Tell me, tell me, what's all this about? It's said that women have a bad heart, this time Zhang Feng has completely seen it. He has to coax himself to get his girlfriend.
So he glared at Lao Ban, who was still snickering there, and then quietly came outside. He found that Shen Qianyue was standing by the balcony at this time, looking at the street scene outside with a cold expression, and that kind of unfriendly feeling towards strangers. Jin's aura can really freeze a person to death. Even Zhang Feng, who has long been used to him, can't help but shudder. It seems that things are really going wrong this time, and I don't know if he can be coaxed or not. Well, you should take care of this matter yourself anyway.
He touched his nose, then walked behind Shen Qianyue. He was about to reach out and put his arm around her waist, but he pushed her away.
"Go away, don't touch me, leave me alone. You don't take me to heart anyway. If I had known you were such a man who doesn't keep his word, I wouldn't have fallen in love with you at all. "
Damn it, this matter is really a big deal! Shen Qianyue was actually asked to talk about such a thing. It seems that if this matter is not handled well today, it may really end in a bye-bye.
"Oh, Yue'er, don't be like this. I was too busy before, so I forgot."
"Busy? You are busy spending money to reward your little female anchor. I think in your heart, I am not as good as that female anchor at all. You should go find your little female anchor. I will handle my affairs myself. Okay, you don’t need to worry about it.”
After saying that, Shen Qianyue turned her head and didn't look at Zhang Feng at all. Zhang Feng also coughed in embarrassment. If he had known, he would have put this matter in place earlier. Now that this matter is so embarrassing, who can stand it? , do you think so?
"System, do you have any good ideas?"
"No."
"Damn it, don't do this to me. We are all brothers who have lived under the same roof for so long. I'm going to die now. Please come up with something for me. Otherwise, if I die, you We have to work hard to find the owner again, how laborious it is!"
"It doesn't take much effort. It just so happens that I have gained some energy recently and can barely fly a few thousand kilometers. When the time comes, I can just find someone with good qualifications to continue to recognize me as my master. It's no big deal."
"I'm relying on the system, so you're being cruel, ah, please let me beg you, big brother of the system, okay? Can you just help me because I have a senior and not a junior? Really, it's really a crisis in the world, It’s so urgent!”
"Oh, because you are so pitiful, this system will make an exception to help you. This is a prescription for Bingji Jade Bone Cream. You can make it into cosmetics in your mouth, and the effect will be better than yours. The facial mask is ten times more effective and can be effective for more than a year. Your facial mask can only achieve the effect of three days at present. How about it? Is it interesting? "
"Haha, System, you are so interesting. This just saved my life. You are so kind, let me kiss you!"
100V current.!
The system issued such a command, and Zhang Feng instantly felt as if his body was numb.
"Holy crap, the system doesn't want it, are you and the others really coming?"
Zhang Feng knew something was wrong and yelled on the spot, but he yelled in his heart and others could not hear it, but he believed that the system guy could certainly hear it.
"The master is so disgusting. He actually attacked this system personally. This system automatically turns on the self-defense mode and releases 100V voltage. Accept the punishment from the innocent!"
A crackle of electricity was seen. It was still sunny at first. The handsome Zhang Xuan instantly turned into a gray-headed African chicken. Even the hair on his head was permed and curled. He lay twitching on the ground and mouthed
Breathe out a breath of green smoke.
The power of your sister's 100V voltage is really not something that ordinary people can withstand. Fortunately, he has Zhenqi protection in his body and has taken pills, so he can barely withstand it. To say that this system is really stingy,
Didn't you just kiss him? Is it necessary? It was like you were kissing him.
"The alarm self-defense mode is turned off and the owner's disgusting behavior is detected in real time. I hope the owner will take a warning and never do it again."
I quit your third uncle's grandma's second sister-in-law. I was just joking with you for a moment. You made me look like this. If it had been anyone else, I would have beaten you to death. Now?
I have written down this grudge. When you have a physical body and can come out of my body one day, that will be the time when you will be unlucky.
I thought I was unlucky today, but I didn't expect that there would be no way out, and there would be a bright future in another village! Shen Qianyue, who was still angry with him at first, saw him lying on the ground, covered in charred black, and spit out something in his mouth.
After another puff of green smoke, he was immediately frightened and rushed over in three steps at a time.
When she said this, Shen Qianyue wanted to reach out and touch Zhang Feng's body, but Zhang Feng yelled and stopped her.
His body is now full of electric current. If Shen Qianyue touches her, she may be injured by the electric current, so it is best not to let him touch her at this time.
"It's okay, I just got shocked a little bit. I just need to take a rest. You go to the side and wait for a while. I have a surprise for you soon."
"Don't say any surprises. It was all my fault just now. I shouldn't have lost my temper at you. What do you think now? Otherwise, I call the hospital and let's go to the hospital to have a look. You are all electrocuted like this.
It looks good, the injury must be serious. It’s better to go get it checked out, so as not to suffer any sequelae.”
"It's okay, don't forget, I'm a master, how could I get injured? I'll just rest for a while. Are you not angry with me anymore because you care so much about me now?"
Hearing this, Shen Qianyue let go of her hand, looking unhappy.
"Of course I'm angry when you're angry. How could I not be angry? You're such a bad guy. You dare to ignore me. I won't pay attention to you."
"Oh, I can't do it anymore. My whole body hurts. I feel like I'm about to suffocate. I'm about to die. It's okay. It hurts me to death."
Zhang Feng deliberately made a look of pain and his acting skills while lying on the ground were absolutely perfect. Not only Lao Ban was attracted by this.
When Laoban came over and saw him like this, without thinking, he immediately picked him up and ran out the door. As he ran, he said: "Xiao Zhangzi, hold on, I'll take you to the hospital right away."
I will never let you die, just hold on!"
Zhang Feng's face turned dark when he heard this. Damn it, I'm having sex with my girlfriend here! Why did you come out to join in the fun?