After teaching the young man a lesson, Zhang Feng looked at the old man again. The ill-intentioned look startled the old man, and he stepped back repeatedly. As a result, he bumped into his son who fell to the ground while retreating. The father and son
The two rolled into a ball, like two meat worms, and Gululu stumbled several times.
And when they rolled over, they happened to roll on top of the old man's previously leaked liquid and were now covered in it, not to mention how disgusting it was.
Zhang Feng looked quite speechless. He was just scaring them, and he didn't really mean to take action. But these two guys were so scared that they didn't even look like human beings. Why are they so timid now? Weren't they very brave before?
Are you brave? You're quite arrogant. You even said you wanted to destroy me. Why are you so cowardly now? Get up, you're being pretentious! Let's have a fight, the kind that will end up in the hospital.
"What are you doing? Stop it. I'm an old man. If you beat me up, you'll be in trouble too. You see you're still so young and you still have so many good years left. You should take care of yourself.
Enjoy it, it's not worth putting your future on the line for a bad old man like me. Hey, let's calm down, holy shit, you're going to be serious! I was wrong, don't hit me, don't hit me!"
Seeing the old guy shrinking into a ball out of fear, Zhang Xuan couldn't help but think of the scene when he hit the old bastard with a stone by the small lotus pond in the village. After the old bastard was beaten
It was also huddled in its shell and motionless, curled up into a ball, and it looked like a meow like this.
"Damn it, why are you like this? I don't even want to hit you. You get up. I won't deal with you today, lest you say I bully the elderly. Look at your old bones. If you hit me
You work hard, but I don't have the money to pay for your medical expenses."
When he heard this, the old man jumped up immediately, then came up to him with a flattering look on his face and said:
"Little brother, I'm so sorry. I was really blind before. I didn't see that you two were a young couple. It's all because I, an old bastard, am ignorant and said so many things that offended you. I apologize to you here.
Already.
Do you need me to kowtow to you? Let me tell you, my ability to kneel and kowtow to others is innate, and no one else but me can learn it."
Listening to this old guy talking in his ears, Zhang Feng's head was so big that he felt like 10,000 mythical beasts were whizzing past in his mind. Damn it, why are there such great people in this world? You
Damn it, this falling out is faster than flipping through a book, there is no limit to how despicable you can be!
"Okay, okay, take your son and get out of here first. I don't want to see you again. I'm warning you, if you do something like this again and I find out, I will definitely tear apart all the old bones in your body.
"
As Zhang Xuan spoke, she reached out and patted his shoulder, and an idea came to her mind.
"I want to use the unlucky password for the system!"
"Congratulations to the master for successfully using the unlucky password. The password runs for half an hour. During the use of the password, the person who is subjected to the password will be extremely unlucky. Since this password is too lethal, please choose the target carefully."
Damn it, don't think about it, it's just this old bastard. Although I can't hit him, I should make him suffer a little. After all, he said so many dirty words just now, and he should be made to pay for his bad words.
Got some retribution.
After hearing what Zhang Xuan said, the old man turned around and served his son, and then left. Before leaving, he bowed to Zhang Xuan and said many nice words.
The passengers around saw Zhang Xuan letting the bad old man off so easily. They shook their heads and sighed for a while. This young man is indeed too young and does not know the principle of eradicating evil. He is so ignorant and neither serious nor serious.
The punishment will only make those people take chances and get worse next time.
However, these matters were beyond their control, so they could only shake their heads and sigh without saying anything.
But things were not what they thought. Zhang Xuan showed a meaningful smile to the old man's leaving figure, and then seemed to be reciting a countdown.
"The 321 show has begun."
As soon as he finished speaking, the old man somehow tripped over his son and fell to the ground. The two of them rolled into a ball and stopped again when they reached the door of the car. At this time, the old man started to move.
A piece of paper fell out of his body, and the old man's son happened to wake up at this time. He stretched out his hand to help his father up, and saw the piece of paper.
"Holy crap, what is this? Dad, this thing seems to have fallen from your body. What is this? Is it garbage? If it is garbage, I will throw it away for you."
As he spoke, he opened the piece of paper. The old man screamed strangely when he saw it, trying to stop him from opening the piece of paper, but he still didn't have time. When the old man came back to call him, the piece of paper had already been
This young man saw it.
There was actually a paternity test conclusion on it, which concluded that the two were not biological father and son. In other words, the old man was not his father, and he was not his son.
This wasn’t the end yet. When the old man ran over in a panic to grab the piece of paper, a lot of things fell from his body, such as small balloons, smoke, drugs, etc., there were endless ones, and there were even many
That's something that adds to the fun.
All these things fell out with a loud noise, causing everyone around to be shocked. It turned out that this old man was a complete ** at heart. He is so old and still thinking about such things all day long. He is really a scumbag.
No wonder he would be cuckolded by his own wife. This really means that evil people will be punished by their own evildoers.
"The way of heaven is clear, the retribution will not be happy!"
Zhang Xuan shook his head and ignored what was going on here. At this moment, everyone in the car stopped and watched the show.
The young man obviously collapsed. He grabbed his father and asked if the above thing was true. The old man was evasive at first, but then he realized that he could no longer hide it, and then he sighed.
He took a breath and said:
"Son, actually you were not born to me. I got into trouble when I was young and my mother-in-law was destroyed. So it is impossible to have offspring. I only found out about you after I married your mother.
Yes. At that time, I thought it was a miracle happening to my body. God was so merciful to me that he gave me a son. But later on, I found that you and I looked increasingly different, so I went for parent-child care.