Chapter 2635 The big piece of wood that doesn’t understand
"WTF?"
Xing Ke stood up unsteadily, spat, and cursed viciously, "You were beaten to the point of escaping back to the royal court, but you still have the nerve to show off?"
"I'm afraid you may have misunderstood what he meant."
Ming Cai's expression was extremely solemn, "There are nine Hundu guards in the Royal Court, each with different responsibilities. For example, Yuan Wuji is responsible for guarding the Royal Court and never goes out. Fairy Peony concentrates on taking care of the animals and plants in Jingling Garden.
, Wang Ye guards the Zhuojing and tests the world’s cultivators, while Xuan Baishou and Jiu Yueqing’s duties are to patrol everywhere, maintain order in the entire chaotic world, and eradicate all existences that violate the rules.”
"So?" Xing Yan asked confused.
"Among the nine."
Ming Cai raised his head and looked in the direction the two were leaving, "These two are the only ones who never return to the royal court."
"So what?" Xing Ke became more confused the more he listened.
"Sister Mingcai, what do you mean..."
Emperor Hun Tian reacted first, "Once they return to the royal court, something big will happen?"
"I don't know the specifics."
Hearing his question, Ming Cai frowned slightly, as if he didn't want to pay attention, but he hesitated for a moment, but finally answered, "But even in those days when the Lost were at their most rampant, they never returned to the royal court."
She was obviously not without grudges regarding Emperor Soul Heaven's ruthless act of persuading Zheng Qiyuan to give up on him.
"So, it won't be long before the Lord of Chaos notices the existence of our Night God."
Emperor Hun Tian was not at all concerned about her attitude. He just stroked his chin and said thoughtfully, "It seems that we need to report it to the Lord quickly so that he can prepare early."
The moment they heard these four words, everyone's expressions changed. Even Xing Yan, who had always gone his own way, couldn't help but look solemn and worried.
Lord of Chaos.
The Lord of Chaos!
The supreme existence!
Except for the people in the royal court, almost no one has seen his true appearance.
Everyone was not even sure whether the Lord of Chaos really existed, but just this name had already brought unimaginable pressure to them.
Are things getting a little too big?
Do you really want to fight against the Lord of Chaos with these guys?
I'm not a night wanderer, why should I take such a risk?
Xing Ke's eyes flickered, and he instinctively felt a desire to retreat in his heart.
However, Liu Yixian's beautiful face suddenly flashed in his mind, and he instantly gave up the idea of escape.
Oh shit!
Fight!
Even if you die, you can't let Xianmei look down on you!
He gritted his teeth, his heart skipped a beat, and his eyes suddenly changed.
Be extremely firm and never waver again.
…
"Okay, I'm fine."
High in the sky, Jiuyue gently rubbed his wrist that had regained mobility, his pretty face flushed slightly, and whispered, "You can put me down now."
Xuan Baishou hesitated in his steps, raised his arms, and threw the beauty in his arms out without hesitation.
"Treat girls."
Jiu Yueqing turned over nimbly in the air, stood firmly on his feet, rolled his eyes at him and said, "Can't you be gentler?"
"Girl?"
Xuan Baishou sneered and said, "You are millions of years old and you actually call yourself a girl? Where do you get your face?"
"You've been a bachelor your whole life."
Jiuyue bit his lip lightly and shook his fist vigorously at him, "Sure enough, it's not unreasonable."
"My mission is to maintain the rules and order in the world of chaos."
Xuan Baishou's face was full of disapproval, "A woman, a mother-in-law creature, will only affect the efficiency of my law enforcement."
"Cut, wood!"
Jiuyue curled his lips in displeasure, turned around gracefully, and prepared to leave.
Not far away, she suddenly stopped and uttered two words in a voice lighter than a mosquito, "Thank you."
"Oh." Xuan Bai nodded.
"I'm sorry." Jiu Yueqing continued.
"To make mistakes is human."
Xuan Baishou, who had always been domineering and arrogant, rarely scolded her. Instead, he comforted her in a not-so-gentle voice, "Just be careful next time."
"Mu Mu, you just said that you never bother to lie."
Jiu Yueqing still turned his back to him, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, "Then can I ask you a question?"
"What?" Xuan Baishou replied casually.
"do you like me?"
Jiu Yueqing suddenly turned around, looked directly into his eyes, and spoke word by word.
"ha?"
Unexpectedly, Jiuyue Qinghui, who had been his partner for hundreds of thousands of years, would suddenly ask such a question. Xuan Bai was caught off guard for the first time, and it took him a long time to say vaguely, "As a partner, you are quite good."
"Don't lie, don't answer questions you don't answer!"
Jiu Yueqing didn't seem satisfied with his answer. He frowned slightly and continued to ask, "As a man, do you like me as a woman?"
"I……"
Xuan Baishou's face turned red and white for a while, his expression was indescribably embarrassed, and he hesitated for a long time, unable to answer.
No matter how powerful the enemy he faced before, he had never felt such embarrassment.
It was quiet all around, and there was no sound of anyone speaking anymore.
Time seems to stand still and space seems to be frozen.
Only the female monkey Zhen Zhen was standing not far behind the two of them, grinning and winking, as if she had seen the highlights of a play, her expression was very funny.
"I'm teasing you!"
Jiu Yueqing suddenly stretched out his hand and patted his shoulder, and chuckled, making the flower branches tremble with laughter, leaning forward and back together, the laughter like silver bells echoed between heaven and earth, the lingering sound lingered, and the rhyme of Lin Laiquan seemed to be able to purify the soul, "
What a big piece of wood!”
"boring!"
Xuan Baishou breathed a sigh of relief, gave her a hard look and said, "Don't make such jokes in the future."
"Mu Mu, I'm afraid there will be a big battle after we return to the royal court."
Jiu Yueqing turned around and tapped the void with his lotus feet. His steps were nimble and light. The previous bad mood seemed to have been wiped away. "After we deal with these unruly guys, let's ask the king for a few days off to rest." , how about walking around?"
"Walking around?"
Xuan Baishou asked in confusion, "We've been running around all day, and you still think we haven't walked enough?"
"They were dealing with official business, how could it be the same?"
Jiuyue shook his head lightly and said, "I want to put down my responsibilities and have fun for a few days. Are you willing to accompany me?"
"I'll think about it." Xuan Bai hesitated.
"What a big log!"
"My name is Xuan Baishou, don't call me Mu Mu!"
"I'm going to call it, wood, wood, a big inexperienced wood!"
"you……"
…
"Dang~dang~dang~"
The sudden ringing of the bell brought Wang Ye back to reality from his half-asleep state.
"It's so noisy!"
He rubbed his groggy eyes, dug his nostrils with his right hand, and complained with a look of displeasure, "I don't know which master is cheating again, what's wrong with this person? Do you need to tell the world about this? It's really disturbing people's conscience. Dream!"
However, the bell did not care about his thoughts at all. It continued continuously, getting louder and louder, as if it would never stop.
"I go!"
Wang Ye's face gradually became serious, and a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes, "Seventy-five, seventy-six, seventy-seven... this is..."
When he counted to one hundred and eight, the clock
The sound suddenly stopped and never sounded again.
A breeze blew by, lifting up his messy bangs of different lengths.
"Things are getting serious."
Wang Ye was stunned for a long time, and finally took out the little finger inserted in his nostril, flicked a big booger on the ground, stretched out his right foot and stepped on it hard, and sighed sincerely.
…
"Is this your home?"
Looking at the tall and magnificent building in front of him, Li Yiru's beautiful eyes widened and he turned to look at Yuchi Chungou.
"Yes, this is the Kunwu Sword Palace."
Yuchi Chungou lay on Chu Tie's back, puffed out his chest, and replied triumphantly, "How about it, can it still catch your eye?"
Li Yiru looked at Kunwu Sword Palace, and then at the lazy and wretched man next to him, feeling that everything was so unreal.
The Lord of Sword's great strength only flashed in the pan when he fought against Yin Tian. Then he turned back into the lazy and picky greasy man. He continued to lie on Chu Tie and did nothing. He just talked about Li Yiru and Qin Zixiao. He was bossing around and shouting and shouting, but his attitude did not improve at all, but instead became worse.
Is he really the Master of Swords?
What happened that day, could it be that I was dreaming?
The contrast was too strong, which once gave Li Yiru such an idea.
No matter what, we finally sent him home.
The hard days are finally over!
Consoling herself like this, her face brightened a little and she felt a little excited unconsciously.
"what is that?"
Her eyes swept over her head inadvertently, and she couldn't help but raise her finger and asked curiously.
I saw that the top of the magnificent palace was densely packed with swords, guns, swords, halberds and other weapons.
"Don't you have eyes?"
Yuchi Chungou said impatiently, "They are all weapons."
"nonsense!"
Li Yiru rolled her eyes at him angrily, "What I'm asking is, why is your Kunwu Sword Palace so full of weapons?"
Perhaps because of the poor first impression, even after knowing the true identity of Yuchi Chungou, she was still not very polite to the Master of the Famous Sword.
If anyone in the Sword Palace saw her rude attitude, their jaws would probably fall to the ground in shock.
"When I was young, I was not as mature and steady as I am now, and my personality was more open-minded."
Yuchi Chungou replied casually, "Every time I defeat the enemy, I will take back the opponent's famous weapon. Over time, it will become like this."
As soon as these words came out, Li Yiru instantly turned to stone.