One person and one dog walked for five minutes to the nearest subway station.
At the gate of the subway station, a person and a dog stood there for a long time.
Wang Keer stared blankly at the passenger instructions hanging on the wall. The six big words "No pets allowed" seemed to be a joke on her. Her plan had already been aborted before it was implemented.
Zhou Shiqi grinned and laughed silently, "What else can you, Miss Wang, do now?"
Aren't you doing a good job honestly? You want to come here to squeeze into the subway...
Look, nothing can be done now, right?
"Favorability from Wang Keer, -66..."
Wang Keer glanced at the husky next to her from the corner of her eye, and when she saw it looking at her with a mocking look on her face, her face turned a little dark.
You said you were the one taking the subway, so now you have to go back and take a taxi?
Isn't this a slap in the face?
Wang Keer felt that in order to set a good example of doing what he said in front of his dog, he had to find a way to bring Wang Dazhuang into the subway today.
After carefully reading the passenger instructions from beginning to end, Wang Keer's eyes became brighter and brighter.
Seeing this, Zhou Shiqi suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart. What kind of trick is Wang Xiaoniu planning to do?
Wang Keer took out a pair of sunglasses from her backpack and put them on. She originally put them in her bag to block the sun's rays, but she didn't expect them to be useful now.
Wang Keer knelt down, hugged Zhou Shiqi's dog head and whispered softly: "Wang Dazhuang, you will follow the crowd and walk in front of me later. Whether you can pass the security check smoothly today and sneak into the subway depends entirely on you."
With that said, Wang Keer pulled the dog leash and signaled Zhou Shiqi to walk quickly, while he pretended to feel his way along the railing.
Are you treating me like a guide dog?
Zhou Shiqi had black lines all over his head and looked at Wang Keer like an idiot.
This little girl Wang puts on a pair of sunglasses and thinks she is blind?
Zhou Shiqi had a wry smile on his face, "Wang Xiaoniu, I see you are a pretty normal little girl. Did you get kicked in the head today? Why are you so unruly?"
Is it so easy to pretend to be blind? You have to at least find a guide stick, right?
Zhou Shiqi sighed, forget it, I'll just play sex with you once. Don't blame me if you are exposed when the time comes, it was all your idea.
One person and one dog followed the crowd and lined up to enter the security check.
Of course, Wang Keer and Zhou Shiqi were stopped by security personnel.
The middle-aged security inspector in uniform said seriously: "Little girl, we have regulations here. Pet dogs are not allowed into subway cars."
"I hope you won't make it difficult for us, just take the dog home and come again!"
Wang Keer explained seriously: "Uncle, can't you see that I am blind?"
"I have to take my dog with me wherever I go. This dog is a trained guide dog."
"According to regulations, this guide dog can be brought into the subway car, right?"
The middle-aged security officer twitched his lips and said speechlessly: "Little girl, do you think I look like a fool?"
"It's not like that!"
As soon as Wang Keer replied casually, he immediately remembered that he was still pretending to be blind, and immediately kept silent. It is true that too much words lead to mistakes. This middle-aged security uncle is cunning and very evil!
The middle-aged security officer has a black hair, and you are a little girl pretending to be blind. If I just say something casually, you will be exposed.
Moreover, don’t think that your uncle is a small security inspector and that he is uneducated. Although I really only graduated from junior high school and became a security inspector because of my connections, I still have the most basic common sense.
Guide dogs have always been docile and intelligent dogs such as Labradors, Golden Retrievers, and German Shepherds. It’s not like my uncle has never seen guide dogs in recent years.
Little girl, isn’t the dog you are holding a husky?
Who doesn't know the names of the three sledding fools these days? These huskies are famous for their stupidity and abnormal brain circuits. The nickname is not for nothing.
Such a stupid dog, little girl, you actually said it is a specially trained guide dog?
I really don’t know, little girl, are you really stupid or just pretending to be stupid?
To find such a ridiculous reason to say that Erha is a guide dog is really hilarious!
The middle-aged security inspector rubbed his temples and said solemnly: "Little girl, please stop being so troublesome."
"There are still many passengers who want to enter the station later. Please don't make it difficult for us, okay?"
Wang Keer frowned slightly and said dryly: "Uncle, this dog is really a guide dog. I didn't lie to you."
The middle-aged security inspector laughed angrily: "If you insist on saying that, let me ask you, does your dog have a guide dog certificate?"
"If there is, please take it out and let me confirm it."
Wang Keer's heart skipped a beat. Does a guide dog have a work permit?
Rolling his eyes under his sunglasses, Wang Keer coughed dryly and said, "Yes, yes, but I was in a hurry today and forgot to bring it with me."
"Forgot?"
The middle-aged security inspector shook his head and said with a smile: "Little girl, you keep insisting that your dog is a guide dog. In this case, let's let the facts speak for themselves."
"If your dog can understand the various commands you say, then I will believe what you say and let you and your dog go through the security check today."
"If that doesn't work, please leave."
"Do you think this is okay?"
After pondering for a moment, Wang Keer squatted down and hugged Zhou Shiqi's dog's head, and whispered close to its ear: "Wang Dazhuang, I will count on you later, you have to give me a voice, and be strong!"
Standing up, Wang Keer said to the middle-aged security inspector: "Uncle, please watch carefully and don't blink. My dog has been trained."
After saying that, Wang Keer stretched out his hand and pointed, and said: "Wang Dazhuang, stand up."
Zhou Shiqi rolled his eyes and could only stand up following Wang Keer's wishes.
"sit down!"
"Turn over!"
"shake hands!"
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Zhou Shiqi's perfect performance under Wang Keer's instructions made the middle-aged security inspector's eyes almost pop out of his head when he saw it, and he kept mumbling to himself, "This is impossible, this is unscientific."
Under Wang Keer's sunglasses, her big eyes curved into a crescent shape, and the corners of her mouth raised slightly: "Uncle, do you believe it now?"
“My dog is really a professionally trained guide dog!”
"Now, can my dog and I go through the security check?"
The middle-aged security guard opened his mouth with a confused look on his face.
But what you say out loud is like water being thrown out. If you regret it when the situation comes, isn't this a slap in the face? I don't want to lose face, right?
The middle-aged security inspector waved his hand and motioned for Wang Keer and Zhou Shiqi to enter the station quickly. At the same time, he did not forget to warn him when he got wrong: "Be careful and don't cause trouble. If something happens, my job will not be guaranteed."
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"I know, thank you, uncle!" Wang Keer stuck out her tongue.
Watching Wang Keer walk away from a distance, the middle-aged security inspector could only sigh softly. It seemed that he was going to the brother-in-law's house of a local subway company executive in the evening...