There were blue veins on his forehead, and the old turtle didn't say a word for a long time.
The old turtle just felt so tired. Sometimes it was really hard to talk to this damn dog, and he would lead him astray if he wasn't paying attention.
“I really don’t know how this damn dog’s brain circuit is organized?”
The old turtle was so angry that he wanted to hang up the phone. He was ready to take one pill and throw away the other. He was so willful.
It didn't even bother to care about this dead dog.
Fortunately, Zhou Shiqi responded in time and said with a shy smile: "Grandpa Turtle, I'm joking with you, but don't take it seriously."
"I'm just too surprised, it's not like your style!"
The old turtle's face suddenly elongated, and he said angrily: "I am thinking that everyone is a heterogeneous monk, and I want to give you a hand with good intentions."
"Whether it was the original Nameless Spirit Beast Art or the subsequent special training in hell..."
"I, Old Turtle, don't like ordinary people, because they think you are a silly little dog who doesn't understand anything. I'm afraid that you will make many detours on your way to practice, so I will give you a few words from time to time."
Zhou Shiqi fell silent, and after a long time he said quietly: "Then you cheated on my spirit stone for my own sake, okay?"
The old turtle's tone was choked, and he looked around and said, "Ah haha, the weather is so sunny today, and the scenery is beautiful everywhere..."
Zhou Shiqi’s head is full of black lines, and the topic change is so abrupt!
Old turtle, you really have a guilty conscience, don't you?
It seems your conscience hasn’t been eaten by the dog yet!
Um...there seems to be something wrong?
But compared to the Transformation Pill, the few spiritual stones that were tricked by the old turtle are nothing at all.
At this moment, Zhou Shiqi's heart was burning, and the troubles that had been plaguing him were about to be solved.
When I thought about taking the Transformation Pill, I could turn into a human form again, and no longer have to live in this dog skin every day.
You can also go to Internet cafes to play games online, go to restaurants to eat, go to bathhouses and saunas, and do many things that dogs can't do.
Especially...you can pick up girls!
Wang Keer's peerless smile gradually appeared in Zhou Shiqi's mind.
Soon, Duanmu Nana's figure appeared.
Next is Mei Ji, then Shen Yanxin, and finally the scene of Guo Nini's transformation.
Zhou Shiqi's doggy grin almost reached the back of his head. Fortunately, no one captured this obscene scene, otherwise it would have been made into a meme the next day.
After a long while, Zhou Shiqi shook his head vigorously and shook out all the beautiful images in his mind.
"I am a firm supporter of monogamy, and Wang Keer is my true destiny!"
"I must not have these three wives and four concubines!"
Zhou Shiqi believes that he must stick to his true intentions and never do anything that would disgrace Wang Keer.
Of course, if you want to think about it and look at it, you must grasp this degree and never cross the line!
Using his furry dog's leg to wipe off the scratches from the corner of his mouth, Zhou Shiqi said impatiently: "Grandpa Turtle, look...when can you give me the Transformation Pill?"
"I really want to try what it feels like to walk on two legs."
"For you?" Old Oogway chuckled, "No, no, no, I think you misunderstood what I wanted to express."
"Two Transformation Pills, one is for me to take, and the other one is really intended to be left for you."
"But... I also spent merit points to exchange for this Transformation Pill."
"I exchanged both Transformation Pills at once because I was afraid that someone would get in first."
"After all, things like the Transformation Pill are of little use to human monks, but they are too tempting for alien monks like us."
After a pause, the old turtle said solemnly: "Don't think that you and I are the only two heterogeneous monks in our National Special Operations Department."
"To tell you the truth, there are a lot of alien monks across the country, but after the national selection process, although not many were finally selected to join the Special Operations Division, there are at least twenty."
"There are at least one-third of the alien monks who have enough merit points to exchange for the Transformation Pill."
Zhou Shiqi smacked his lips and exclaimed: "So many!"
"Isn't that right?" The old turtle shook his head and said, "So, little puppy, you should thank me. In fact, I only need one Transformation Pill."
"But I always keep you in my heart, and I will always think of you when I have good things."
"I exchanged all two Transformation Pills at once, but I offended all my colleagues from all over the country."
"I'm taking the blame for you. You have to know that I'm very powerful. No matter how angry those guys are, they won't dare to yell in front of me. I can't care less if they scold me behind my back."
"But you little puppy is different. Your strength is too weak. If these guys get angry at you, hehe..."
Although the old turtle didn't finish his words, Zhou Shiqi's heart was clear. Wasn't he bullying the weak and afraid of the strong, and only picking on the weak?
With a flash of ridicule in his eyes, Zhou Shiqi curled his lips and said, "As long as they don't swarm you, I won't notice anyone below the second rank."
"Unless they only dare to play dirty, but as long as they can't kill me, I will keep playing with them."
"Let's see who can outlast whom? Wait until I reach the first level. I will be invincible at the same level. I will suppress them all!"
The corners of the old turtle's mouth twitched twice, you damn dog, how dare you say that!
Invincible at the same level, and also invincible at the same level at the first level!
Even if I live hundreds of years, I still wouldn’t have the guts to say that.
Sure enough, newborn calves are not afraid of tigers!
You're such a damn dog, you're so loud, and you're not afraid of the wind blowing your tongue?
Shaking his head, the old turtle said calmly: "It won't be a big deal if I kill you. After all, if I really kill you, they won't be able to escape. They will have to go to a military court."
"But if they have nothing to do, they can still cause trouble for you and make you feel disgusted."
Zhou Shiqi said dryly: "You can't be so tasteless, right?"
The old turtle smiled and said nothing.
Not saying anything means admitting it!
Zhou Shiqi suddenly had a better understanding of this world of jungle and strong prey. Sure enough, the last word is to have a big fist.
If I were a first-class master like Old Oogway, who would dare to be disrespectful to me? I wouldn't be able to beat him to death!
After taking a breath of air, Zhou Shiqi suddenly said with a smile on his face: "Grandpa Turtle, I know that the Transformation Pill was specially left for me by you. I will never forget your kindness to me in this life."
"Look, I'll ask you how about buying it at the original price of two million merit points?"
The old turtle was silent for a while, then coughed dryly and said, "Who told you it was two million merit points?"
Zhou Shiqi was stunned: "Didn't you say it yourself?"
"Um..." The old turtle on the other end of the phone suddenly slapped his head, "Look at my brain, my memory has become worse as I get older."
"This Transformation Pill actually costs five million merit points!"
"Of course, depending on our relationship, I will give you a 20% discount, which will be calculated as four million merit points for you."
"Look, I take good care of you!"
Zhou Shiqi's face turned dark at that time. I believe you are a big-headed ghost. You are such an old turtle and you are so bad!