Wang Xiao smacked his lips, scratched his head for a long time and said: "Born to be charming? What the hell?"
"Brother Da Zhuang, that beautiful sister, is she really a fairy as you said?"
Zhou Shiqi nodded seriously and started talking nonsense.
"She is indeed a goblin, the kind that eats people without spitting out their bones, and people are still rushing to deliver her to their doorsteps."
"Ah?!" Wang Xiao was shocked and said quickly, "She can also eat people? Is it true?"
"Then isn't it dangerous for my elder sister to be with her?!"
As he spoke, Wang Xiao's expression changed, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
After a long while, Wang Xiao glanced at Zhou Shiqi, who was very calm and composed, and said with a puffed face: "Brother Da Zhuang, are you trying to fool me?"
"How could I be fooling you..." Zhou Shiqi laughed in his heart, if he didn't fool you, who else would he fool? It's best to fool a kid or something like that.
Seeing Wang Xiao staring closely at him, Zhou Shiqi grinned, coughed and said: "Duanmu Nana is a fairy in my eyes, but my definition of fairy is slightly different from what you understand."
"In fact, Duanmu Nana is not an alien like me, she is just an ordinary girl."
"Maybe she has a special physique, or it could be said that this is actually her innate ability."
"Now that she has cultivated the true energy in her body, her whole temperament has undergone earth-shaking changes."
"It can be said that her original charm has been greatly enhanced."
Speaking of this, Zhou Shiqi couldn't help but sigh, Duanmu Nana, a little girl, might really have a chance to become the kind of existence that would bring disaster to the country and the people.
"Qi? Innate ability?" Wang Xiao frowned slightly, and then said with a shocked face, "Brother Da Zhuang, what do you mean... is that beautiful sister also a monk like you?"
"Uh..." Zhou Shiqi opened his mouth, but he unexpectedly revealed the details of Duanmu Nana to Wang Xiao.
Grinning in embarrassment, Zhou Shiqi said dryly: "Wang Xiao, forget what I just told you. Brother Duanmu Nana's identity cannot be leaked out at will, not even your sister can say it."
"This is for your personal safety, remember to keep your mouth shut, you know?"
Taking a deep breath, Wang Xiao nodded solemnly, patted his chest and promised: "Brother Da Zhuang, you can relax about this. I have the strictest mouth. I will definitely tell you what I promised you to keep secret."
Do it!”
Zhou Shiqi secretly breathed a sigh of relief. This little guy Wang Xiao took promises and the like very seriously and was very generous.
After pondering for a moment, Wang Xiao's eyes kept rolling, and suddenly he said slyly: "Brother Da Zhuang, actually I really want to know, who is more powerful, you or that beautiful sister?"
"Do you even need to ask?" Zhou Shiqi glanced at him sideways, with his nostrils pointing skyward, and said sternly, "Your eldest brother, I am a thousand-year-old demon. Even if there are ten new monks like Duanmu Nana, I can come together.
It’s not even enough for me to play with.”
"So awesome!" Wang Xiao looked up in admiration, with stars in his eyes.
"That's..." Zhou Shiqi snorted, holding his head high, looking like the most arrogant person in the world.
Seeing that Zhou Shiqi was in a good mood, Wang Xiao took advantage of this rare opportunity and said straight to the point: "Brother Da Zhuang, what, I still have a lot of summer homework that I don't know how to do. Look... can you give me some tutoring?"
homework?"
"For you, a thousand-year-old demon who knows everything from astronomy to geography, and is proficient in many foreign languages, this is just a piece of cake."
"Uh..." Zhou Shiqi's dog face fell, and he was waiting for him here with this little kid!
He was a little carried away at the beginning and accidentally boasted a lot. Now he is really asked to tutor Wang Xiao in his homework. Isn't this uncomfortable?
It's okay if the question is simple. With the little ink in his stomach, he should be able to get through it.
I'm afraid that if the question is too difficult, my confidence will be blown, and it will be embarrassing.
Then how can he pretend to be a thousand-year-old demon in front of Wang Xiao in the future?
So shameless!
While hesitating, a bright light suddenly flashed in Zhou Shiqi's mind. He remembered that he had recently acquired a new baby. Why not take it out and try it out at this time to see if it would work?
Together with this idea, it grew like a weed, and Zhou Shiqi felt that it was necessary to try it.
As soon as he thought of it, Zhou Shiqi stretched out his dog paw and touched the small pagoda, and whispered in his mouth: "Enlightenment and Bodhi!"
Xiaota understood, and a Rudraksha the size of a table tennis ball suddenly appeared on Wang Xiao's bed.
Zhou Shiqi pursed his lips at Wang Xiao, motioning him to take the Enlightenment Bodhi in his hand, and then said with a solemn expression: "I'll lend you this Rudraksha Bodhi for two days. Remember to return it to me later."
"This is the most precious treasure of Buddhism and has the effect of helping people realize the Tao."
"I'm thinking this thing should help you improve your memory and logical thinking skills."
"With it, I believe you can finish your summer homework by yourself without my help."
“I can also watch my anime with peace of mind!”
Wang Xiao's face turned dark at that time, you damn bitch, that last sentence is what you really mean, right?
"Favorability from Wang Xiao, -66..."
Holding this Rudraksha the size of a ping pong ball in his hand, Wang Xiao looked at it carefully and doubtfully, and then said suspiciously: "Brother Da Zhuang, does this thing work? Is it really as magical as you say?"
"Why do I feel so unreliable?"
"I always feel like you are fooling me..."
Zhou Shiqi glanced at him, bared his teeth and said, "There's so much nonsense, you don't even believe what I say now, do you?"
"Then return the things to me. If it weren't for your sister's sake, I wouldn't be willing to lend it to you!"
Upon hearing this, Wang Xiao's expression changed, and he immediately clenched the Enlightenment Bodhi in his hand, as if he was afraid that Zhou Shiqi would snatch it back.
Immediately afterwards, Wang Xiao held the Enlightenment Bodhi in his left hand, picked up the pencil in his right hand, and began to solve the problem.
Not long after, a word problem that had puzzled him for a long time was solved by him casually.
Next, if Wang Xiao had some help from God, he just felt that his brain was very easy to use today. As soon as he thought about it, the problem-solving ideas came out directly.
Normally, Wang Xiao would have been unable to imagine such a fast problem-solving speed.
Wang Xiao's eyes became brighter and brighter. He glanced at the Rudraksha in his hand in disbelief. He really didn't expect that there could be such a magical treasure in the world.
Seeing this, Zhou Shiqi grinned and teased: "How about it? Is it easy to use?"
"Do you still suspect that I'm deceiving you?"
With a smile on his face, Wang Xiao quickly shook his head and said: "How could it be? Brother Da Zhuang, I am your most loyal supporter. I believe everything you say, even if you say you have changed as a person!"
Zhou Shiqi looked suffocated and his eyes nearly popped out.
Wang Xiao actually knows his true identity?!
Zhou Shiqi's heart beat violently unconsciously, but soon he realized that it was just a joke made by Wang Xiao.
This made him secretly relieved. At that moment, he really thought that his true identity had been discovered by this little kid Wang Xiao!
Luckily it was just a joke!
[Author's digression]: First of all, I would like to apologize to all the book friends who are following me. The recent updates have been really poor, but this situation will end soon. It was originally scheduled to start speeding up next month, but now it is planned to start next week.
Speed up. In addition, I have a gentleman's agreement with the author of "Beauty, Please Let Me Go". If he updates five times, I will update three times. If he updates less, then I will update less. If he updates more, then I will also... Treat it as if I didn't say it.