Zhou Shiqi felt that he could no longer tease him, but he didn't see that the old guy Zuo Jie was so angry that he was gnashing his teeth. He was afraid that if he continued to tease him, would the old guy get angry?
This old guy is really old, but he still has such a bad temper...
After thinking about it, Zhou Shiqi said seriously: "Chen Xiaozhi may be in estrus. He is watching the picture played on the PAD while having sex with his own hand..."
Zuo Jie: "..."
Mating with hands? Isn’t that a duster?
After Zuo Jie came to his senses, his face turned a little dark. It didn't matter whether he was using his cell phone to call or not, his old face turned red.
Finally, Zuo Jie dialed Chen Xiaozhi’s phone number...
Listening to the phone on the other end of the phone falling on the table, imagining Chen Xiaozhi's busy appearance, Zuo Jie said dullly: "Hello, Xiaozhi? I'm Zuo Jie."
"Oh, Mr. Zuo, what's the matter with you?" Chen Xiaozhi raised his pants while speaking.
Zuo Jie thought for a long time and said, "It's nothing serious. I just want to ask what you were doing just now? There was such a big movement!"
"Um..." Chen Xiaozhi couldn't help wiping the cold sweat from his forehead and smiled flatteringly, "Nothing, just... I was just looking for some information on the Internet about the origin of species and the different evolution methods of life forms. I want to study it in depth.
Understand the secret of life..."
Zuo Jie: "..."
Zuo Jie's face turned dark at that time. With Zhou Shiqi's reminder, he naturally knew that Chen Xiaozhi was talking nonsense. When he thought about what he said, Zuo Jie's face turned even darker.
Resisting the urge to slap Chen Xiaozhi on the face, Zuo Jie took a deep breath: "Well, that's good. It's a good sign that you are so curious about knowledge."
"In order to let you master more knowledge, I decided to get some unique classics at home and abroad from above and bring them to you. This is more authoritative than the information found on the Internet."
"Remember to read and study hard. I will check your research results from time to time every week."
Chen Xiaozhi: "???"
Chen Xiaozhi was confused. He didn't even know what he was saying in his head. Why did Mr. Zuo think that he was diligent and studious, and why did he have to check the research results from time to time?
Fucking research results!
Chen Xiaozhi was embarrassed. He thought that it was because he didn't like to study that he joined the army right after graduating from high school. He was drilled in various ways in the army and finally got away. He was so lucky that he awakened this legendary space power. He thought that
From now on, you can get a promotion and a salary increase, rise to the top, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of your life...
I happened to be selected into this special department named Chief Thief. Every day I faced all kinds of rare and exotic animals, as well as bald men wearing high-profile lenses. Occasionally, I had to go on missions. They were all hard-working and tired.
of work.
Chen Xiaozhi asked himself that he was a normal man with normal physiological needs. As a single man, what happened to watching some movies to satisfy his physiological needs?
Isn't this normal...
They actually ask me to write a research report. Is it easy for me?!
The more Chen Xiaozhi thought about it, the angrier he became, and he was silent on the phone for a long time.
For a long time, he took a deep breath. He was considering whether to tell the truth. After all, it was a small matter to be embarrassed. Writing research reports was really not what he was good at.
Before Chen Xiaozhi could make the final decision, Zuo Jie on the other end of the phone spoke first: "Xiaozhi, young people should pay attention to moderation. Too much masturbation can be harmful to the body. Watch less movies!"
Chen Xiaozhi: "???"
Chen Xiaozhi's face turned dark at that time. You, the boss, know that you have installed surveillance equipment in my room, right?
"Oh, by the way, the research report still needs to be written. If there is nothing else, I will hang up first..."
After Zuo Jie finished speaking, he immediately hung up the phone, not giving Chen Xiaozhi a chance to refute. He was still a little happy that the prank was successful.
Zhou Shiqi half-squinted his eyes at the side, looking speechlessly at the shady old guy in front of him.
He looks like a gentleman like an old scholar, and he plays tricks on others.
Zuo Jie was defeated by Zhou Shiqi's sharp eyes. He coughed lightly and said: "Okay, I have recorded the basic functions of your innate supernatural powers in detail. Let's go back to the base first, and someone will come to you right away.
Do the next in-depth testing.”
Zhou Shiqi nodded indifferently. This kind of test makes people unmotivated at all.
Follow Zuo Jie and take the elevator back to the base on the 5th floor. One person and one dog return to Zuo Jie's office.
As soon as he opened the door, Zhou Shiqi was stunned on the spot...
What's going on? Is this a zoo in front of me?
That’s not right, these are all different breeds of dogs.
Zhou Shiqi only knows the other two members of the Sled Three Fools - Alaska and Samoyed. The others are golden retrievers, Labrador, Bichon Frize, Corgi, Shiba Inu and other unspecified breeds of dogs.
.
As soon as Zhou Shiqi stepped into this room, all the dogs inside immediately turned their attention to Zhou Shiqi, their gazes were like fire, with an unspeakable meaning.
Zhou Shiqi was so stared at by them that his scalp was hairy and his calves were trembling. He stumbled and said, "Well, hello, hello, everyone..."
It's okay if you don't speak, but if you speak, these dogs will explode on the spot...
One by one they rushed towards Zhou Shiqi with joy, as if they wanted to drown him in the pack of dogs.
"Ah, handsome brother, let's mate!"
"Handsome brother is mine!"
"My mine."
"Handsome brother, I want to give birth to a puppy for you!"
Zhou Shiqi's face turned dark at that time, "Damn, these are all dog girls, I don't want to mate with you!"
Seeing a large group of dog girls approaching him like moths to a flame, Zhou Shiqi let out a strange cry, jumped on Zuo Jie's back, and almost pushed the old guy over.
Get angry.
"The favorability degree from Zuo Jie is -99..."
"What the hell, get down here, you're going to crush me to death!" Zuo Jie shouted with a red face.
Zhou Shiqi looked around, surrounded by beautiful dogs exuding female hormones, and immediately said with a livid face: "I won't, I won't, unless you get rid of these dogs."
Zuo Jie: "..."
"Hey, don't you think it's a little strange?"
"These dogs are all talking human language. After all, there are very few heterogeneous animals with extraordinary talents like you."
Zuo Jie took a deep breath and laughed mysteriously.
Zhou Shiqi's heart moved when he heard this, and he instantly opened the titanium alloy dog eyes, and a golden halo flashed out.
Immediately, the chaotic scene in front of him was like a huge boulder being thrown into the calm lake, causing a circle of ripples. The ripples became bigger and bigger from the center. Finally, under the eyes of Zhou Shiqi's titanium alloy dog, all illusions were shattered.
…
There is no beauty in front of me. Zuo Jie's office is exactly the same as before. The only difference is that there is one more person, a very charming woman.
At this moment, this woman was sitting on Zuo Jie's seat, with her slender thighs crossed on the desk, her peach blossom eyes half-squinted, looking up and down at Zhou Shiqi with great interest, her sexy red lips lightly parted: "
Mr. Zuo, this little guy is quite capable and can easily break the illusion I set up."
"Get off me quickly, my old waist is about to break!" Zuo Jie yelled at Zhou Shiqi, then turned to look at the woman, and said cautiously, "Mei Ji, thank you for taking the time to do it for her.
Talent test, if nothing happens, you can go back first."
Mei Ji licked her sexy red lips and said with a smile: "Mr. Zuo, this is your fault. Not long after I came here, you wanted to drive me away. It's just a waste of time. I still