Zhou Shiqi didn't come back to his senses for a while, but then he thought, it seems like he is a dog now, okay?
Based on my current position, doesn’t eating dog meat lead to injustice?
Cannibalism doesn't have a good reputation!
Zhou Shiqi had a dog-like expression on his face. He stared at the fair-weather monk in front of him with evil eyes, and grinned and said: "You damn bald donkey, are you kidding me?!"
"The favorability degree from the Three Rings, -66..."
The fair-weather monk Sanjie, who was a little tipsy and ready to watch Zhou Shiqi's jokes, turned a bit dark at that time.
Why is this bitch so mean-spirited? If he catches a monk and calls him a bald donkey, this is no longer referring to mulberry and scolding a pagoda tree. This is a slap in the face with a bang!
Monk Sanjie said in a bad tone: "What's wrong with you? You bite me!"
Zhou Shiqi's lungs were about to burst with anger. Is this smelly monk so arrogant?
Who gave you the courage to be so arrogant, Liang Jingru?
Zhou Shiqi couldn't stand the injustice. Hearing this, he roared and waved his claw towards Monk Sanjie's thigh.
Monk Sanjie's eyes were bright and he laughed loudly and said, "Well done!"
Without dodging or evading, Monk Sanjie just stood still, staring at Zhou Shiqi's attack with a calm face, completely unprepared to resist.
Zhou Shiqi frowned slightly when he saw this, and the strength on the dog's claws instantly dropped a bit.
"Bang!"
Monk Sanjie remained completely motionless, taking a leisurely drink.
Zhou Shiqi backed away with a vigilant look on his face, keeping some distance from Monk Sanjie.
Shaking the dog's paw, Zhou Shiqi's expression became solemn.
The claw he just struck seemed to have hit the granite. Even if he withdrew some of the force in advance, the dog's claws were numb from the shock force.
Zhou Shiqi knew that he had met a master. This fair-weather monk was a tough guy.
Monk Sanjie said with a nonchalant smile: "What, you have no strength anymore? Didn't you scream quite fiercely just now?"
"Did you not have enough to eat?"
"How about some dog meat to pad your belly?"
Zhou Shiqi gritted his teeth and said nothing.
You definitely can't beat him hard, but... you can outwit him.
With a roll of his eyes, Zhou Shiqi suddenly thought, "Aren't you afraid of my attack? Just stand and let me hit you?"
This time I have to give you some color to see!
Zhou Shiqi rushed forward like crazy and swung his claw at Monk Sanjie's thigh again.
A trace of sarcasm flashed across Monk Sanjie's face, he shook his head and said, "You don't overestimate your own abilities!"
Seeing that Sanjie Monk Tuoda was still prepared to resist his own attack this time, Zhou Shiqi's eyes became brighter and brighter, and he moved his claws a little faster.
Close!
Just when Zhou Shiqi's dog's paw moved from right to left, it was about to touch Monk Sanjie's thigh.
Zhou Shiqi couldn't help but grin. Will you die this time?
The dog's paw brushed against Monk Sanjie's thigh and headed straight for the middle...
Monk Sanjie's eyes condensed, his original carelessness disappeared instantly, and his face turned dark at that time.
This damn dog...where are you going to hit him?!
Are you tired of living?
"The favorability degree from the Three Rings, -99..."
"Bang!"
The dog's paw touched a golden palm, making a sound of gold and iron clashing.
Zhou Shiqi's pupils shrank sharply, and he was secretly thinking something bad. Before he could step back, someone grabbed his neck and lifted him up.
Zhou Shiqi screamed and struggled desperately.
But the palm holding his neck was as if made of fine steel, extremely hard, and he couldn't break free at all.
Monk Sanjie's face looked disgusting, and he still has some lingering fears.
My body-protecting magical skills are very strong, and I have basically developed an indestructible body, but that is only limited to my trunk and limbs, and my inner thighs are still soft!
If you are really beaten by this damn dog, it will be a big problem, and you may have to cut off your descendants!
Monk Sanjie pinched Zhou Shiqi's dog's neck and brought him in front of him. He looked him up and down with unkind eyes, especially lingering on his penis for the longest time.
Zhou Shiqi's whole dog froze. There was something wrong with this bald donkey's eyes. He was so scared. Did he want to castrate me?!
No, are you so vindictive?
Monk Sanjie had a gloomy face and a slightly cold tone: "Tell me, how do you want to die?"
"Are you being roasted and eaten by me?"
"Should we eat it boiled or braised in soy sauce?"
Zhou Shiqi swallowed his saliva and said dryly: "Master, God has the virtue of good life. It is not good for you to kill so much. This is what Buddhism says..."
Before he finished speaking, Monk Sanjie sneered and interrupted directly: "Are you a monk or am I a monk? I know more about Buddhism than you, so I don't need you to teach me."
"Since you can't choose a way to die, let me choose for you..."
"Since we've had hot pot today, I'll roast you and eat it!"
"To be honest, I have never eaten the meat of a mutated spiritual beast like you. I wonder what it tastes like?"
After saying that, Monk Sanjie licked his lips.
Seeing that Monk Sanjie looked at him more and more wrongly, Zhou Shiqi panicked.
"Master, please forgive me. The flood has washed away the Dragon King Temple, and we no longer know each other."
"We are all our own people, please put me down and let's talk properly, okay?"
Released his hand and let Zhou Shiqi fall to the ground. Monk Sanjie said lazily: "Okay, now we can have a good talk. How should we solve this matter?"
"Don't even think that you can run away from me, it doesn't happen!"
Zhou Shiqi stepped back suddenly and rubbed his teeth with a grin, scolding this fair-weather monk in his heart.
Zhou Shiqi said resentfully: "Master, you are not the one who started this matter."
"If you hadn't tricked me into eating dog meat, would this have happened next?"
Monk Sanjie half-squinted his eyes and said: "Then it's my fault. I gave you meat with good intentions. It's fine that you don't appreciate it, but you still attack me!"
"Besides, do you believe me when I say this is dog meat?"
"This is top quality Wagyu beef. If you can't tell it's beef, why should you blame me?"
beef?!
Damn it, you should have told me earlier, why are you trying to bluff me?
Is it fun?
Zhou Shiqi's face turned dark at that time. This unscrupulous, fair-weather monk knew how to make himself happy, and now he was still trying to catch him and refused to let him go.
Zhou Shiqi felt a little tired. Why are all these masters so unruly now? Where is the master's demeanor that they promised?
All of them are extremely small-minded, even smaller than me!
"Hey, Master, you see, this is all caused by a misunderstanding. As the saying goes, it is better to resolve enemies than to make enemies, so let's forget it. No one has suffered much loss." Zhou Shiqi said with a shy smile.
Monk Sanjie shook his head and said with a stern face: "No, no, no, my body and mind have been traumatized, and I am almost mentally affected. You have to compensate me for my mental losses."
Zhou Shiqi was stunned. Can you even ask for a face?
Is this considered a ploy?
It's a pity that this is the first time Zhou Shiqi has encountered such a powerful porcelain gang, and it seems that he can't escape.
I can't beat him, it seems I'm really going to be blackmailed again this time!
Um...why should I say it again?
Zhou Shiqi forced a smile and said: "Master, can you look at 10 spirit stones?"
"No, it's too few, at least 50."
"20?"
"40 pieces!"
"30 pills?"
"make a deal!"
Monk Sanjie smiled broadly. This damn dog is quite rich.
Zhou Shiqi almost had the urge to vomit blood. He just received 160 spiritual stones this month, and he was forced to take away 130 of them by the old turtle and this fair-weather monk.
Zhou Shiqi was so angry that he wanted to bite someone.