"The dead are on the road, the living are not allowed to enter..."
The Taoist priest with four eyes shouted.
Seven "zombie customer masters" lined up and jumped away from Yizhuang.
Xu Ce looked back and realized that it had been almost a month before he knew it. Although he would not be away for long this time, Xu Ce believed that when he came back again, his strength would only be stronger.
Then, Xu Ce looked in the direction of Renjia Town and said silently in his heart:
"Tingting, wait, when I come back, I will sleep with you!"
He has done all the indescribable things, but failed to do the most important indescribable things. Regarding this matter, Xu Ce has long been itchy, and he has to hold on, pretending not to care, saying that it is
On the wedding day, the real wedding night, Xu Ce felt extremely painful every time he spoke to Ren Tingting.
Being away for a while now will actually be of great benefit to Xu Ce's physical and mental health.
"Disciple Xu Ce, why are you thinking about your little wife before you take office?"
Taoist Priest Four Eyes turned around and happened to see Xu Ce looking in the direction of Renjia Town, and then said:
"This trip to Huangling Mountain has nothing else to do. The main purpose is to let you know where my master lives, and to meet your junior brother Jiale. It won't take long."
Xu Ce turned around and smiled. Taoist Siyan was thinking too much, but Xu Ce's heart was still warm and he could feel it. Taoist Siyan cared very much about his feelings and said:
"Master Siyan, I just stayed in Renjia Town for such a long time, and I feel a little reluctant to leave.
It’s okay, let’s hit the road.”
"You kid, I won't laugh at you as a teacher.
Having said that, my master and your ninth master are both old bachelors, so we are happy from the bottom of our hearts to see you get married."
The four-eyed Taoist priest rang the bell, and the "zombie customer gentleman" jumped up again.
The master and the apprentice used the bright moon to illuminate the earth and chatted all the way.
"Master Four Eyes, how far is it from Huangling Mountain to Renjia Town?"
"It's not far, not far. According to our current speed, we can arrive in three days."
After listening to the four-eyed Taoist Master's light words, Xu Ce couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth. Isn't it still a three-day journey?
We have to walk like this for three days...
Xu Ce felt a little sore in his balls.
However, if you think about it carefully, it is indeed not that far if you simply calculate the distance. The main reason is because the speed is too slow.
Because these "zombie customer masters" are not zombies in the real sense. As long as the sun is not too hot, they can go about their business during the day.
…
"Master Four Eyes, should he be here soon?"
"Yeah, just go over four more hills and you'll be there.
The job of driving corpses is actually quite hard. I have been doing this job for my master for half my life, and I have been doing this all my life.
You must be exhausted, right?"
Xu Ce shook his head,
"It's okay. Master Four Eyes, don't worry about me. I'm young and strong, so I'll be fine."
Taoist priest Four Eyes sighed quietly,
"Hey, actually, our Maoshan lineage, how we develop after we come down from the mountain depends entirely on our own will.
The first business I took when I went down the mountain for my teacher was to drive corpses. I was still young at the time, and it didn’t matter whether it was hard work or not. I just felt that the money for driving corpses was quite high. Little did I know that I would be doing this for half my life."
"Your ninth master is still smart. After arriving at Renjia Town, he ran to Shouyi Village. At first it was difficult to eat, but he did a few rituals and helped the villagers in the town drive away evil spirits several times. Suddenly,
Fame opens up.
Your Ninth Master is getting better and better as he gets better, but as a master you are still driving away corpses."
Listening to Taoist Priest Four Eyes talking ramblingly, I don't know what he wants to express.
Xu Ce had no choice but to listen honestly and did not dare to interrupt.
You can't say that you are right, Master Four Eyes, you are just an idiot and a short-sighted fool.
Silence is the best answer, be a listener.
At this time, Taoist priest Four Eyes laughed happily and looked at Xu Ce with relief in his eyes.
"Xu Ce, I did the most right thing for my master, that is, I accepted you as my disciple."
Xu Ce responded quickly,
"It is also a disciple's honor to be able to worship Master Four Eyes as my teacher."
"You kid, don't interrupt, just listen to me and continue."
The Taoist priest with four eyes scolded him, then patted his bulging luggage and said:
"Look, if the things in this are taken out and exchanged for money, I estimate that for at least three to five years, the teacher will not have to worry about running out of money."
Xu Ce's eyes widened when he heard this, and he was shocked. What a sudden change in style. He thought Taoist Master Four Eyes was going to say something touching and tear-jerking, but he didn't know that it was about money...
…
Okay! Xu Ce was finally convinced and smiled in return.
However, when Xu Ce was smiling, his face suddenly froze.
At this time, a strange wind suddenly blew in the originally windless forest, and the wind blew the yellow talisman paper between the zombie customer's eyebrows.
"Four-Eyed Master!"
Xu Ce suddenly shouted and threw Taoist Siyan to the ground.
Whoosh whoosh!
Just as the two fell down, several wooden thorns were immediately pierced into the ground where they were originally standing.
"Who is it!"
Xu Ce rolled over, then stood up and swept towards the forest.
Taoist Priest Four Eyes also pulled out the bronze sword he carried on his back.
Compared with Uncle Jiu who likes to use peach wood swords, Taoist Priest Four Eyes uses a bronze sword. It is said that this bronze sword has some background.
"Monster, it's you again! How dare you stop this Taoist priest! I want to die!"
Taoist priest Four Eyes shouted loudly, his energy surged all over his body, and he spoke through gritted teeth.
Xu Ce asked tentatively:
"Master Four Eyes, a monster?"
Xu Ce has been exposed to zombies and ghosts so far. He can distinguish the Yin Qi of zombies from the Yin Qi of ghosts, but other auras are currently blank.
Before Taoist Four Eyes could answer, a giggle appeared in the forest. It was a very charming female voice, and her words were full of charm.
"You shameless Taoist priest, you ran away with your pants last time. The slave family has been waiting here for many days, but you actually want the slave family to die..."
That charming voice was pitiful and came from all directions.
Xu Ce was shocked. He looked at Taoist Priest Four Eyes in surprise, "Damn it, wasn't it promised that he would be a ten thousand-year-old virgin?"
The four-eyed Taoist priest met Xu Ce's gaze, feeling extremely depressed, ashamed and angry!
Let’s talk about last time, it was so shitty. It was obvious that the two of them had a big fight, but Taoist Four Eyes didn’t take advantage, and then the waistband of his pants was cut off. He was so embarrassed. He said he was holding up the waistband.
He ran away, that's not wrong.
Taoist Priest Four Eyes explained angrily:
"Disciple Xu Ce, don't listen to that monster's nonsense. It's nothing!"
Xu Ce asked seriously:
"Master Four Eyes, um, what kind of monster is my master wife?"
"Vixen!"
Taoist priest Four Eyes gritted his teeth and spit out three words.