Chapter 116 The Euphemistic Twisted and Bizarre Blind Story
"Elder brother, what are you doing?"
Jia Le was dragged along, and he couldn't understand why the senior brother suddenly seemed to be a different person.
Xu Ce gritted his teeth and said very depressedly:
"Remember what I told you today and keep it secret!
Don’t mention it to anyone!”
Jia Le saw Xu Ce's solemn expression and quickly covered his mouth.
"Senior Brother, do you have any secrets? I won't tell you. Even if Master asks me again, I won't tell you!"
Nowadays, Xu Ce gives Jiale a sense of mystery. Although he doesn't know why, he still does it.
Xu Ce's face softened a little, and he nodded:
"Remember, if you talk nonsense, you won't be able to eat egg tarts when you go down the mountain to the town!"
Jia Le nodded repeatedly. Egg tarts were the most delicious thing he had ever eaten. If he went to town and didn't eat them, he would probably regret it to death. He promised again:
"Don't worry, senior brother. I won't tell anyone, I won't tell anyone, hehe.
Senior brother, can I eat as many egg tarts as I want then?"
Xu Ce rolled his eyes. This child is not only a curious baby, but also a big foodie.
"You can eat it until you puke!"
Xu Ce was angry.
At this time, the girl Qingqing from the wooden house next door came out, carrying a wooden bucket in her hand, and walked outside.
Master Ikkyu was walking behind. He had already put down his luggage and was holding a wooden bucket in his hand. He seemed to be going out to fetch water.
After Xu Ce saw this, he left Jiale aside, walked to the bamboo fence, waved to Qingqing, and then asked with a smile:
"Master Ikkyu, are you going to fetch water?"
"Master Yixiu, you are finally back. Let me tell you quietly that my master has brought his wife back."
Jia Le ran over and said gossipingly.
Master Yixiu first nodded to Xu Ce as a greeting, then widened his eyes and looked at Jiale, thinking that he heard wrongly, he said:
"Jia Le, what did you just say?"
"My master has brought his wife back."
Jia Le repeated.
After Master Yixiu received the confirmation, his face was very wonderful, and he waved to Jia Le, who came closer and murmured:
"Jia Le, come and tell me, is it that blind vixen, Hu Meiniang?"
Jiale chuckled and said:
"Master Ikkyu is so powerful, how did you know?"
Master Yixiu curled his lips and said:
"Haha, with your master's virtues, only a blind vixen can fall in love with him. Otherwise, he will be destined to die of old age as a bachelor."
Xu Ce asked at this time:
"Master Ikkyu, Master Four Eyes and Master Wife, don't they always fight?
Is it really a show of emotion?"
Master Yixiu glanced at Xu Ce and then said:
"Yes and no."
Xu Ce and Jiale were both confused, and Jiale quickly asked:
"Master Ikkyu, please tell us. I asked the master how he met his wife before, but he didn't tell me."
Master Yixiu laughed and said:
"Hey, it was a thunderstorm night. Fifteen years ago, the poor monk and your master went down the mountain to the city to buy salt. When passing by a cliff, your unlucky master fell down because he was not good at walking.
At the bottom of the cliff, luckily the cliff was not high and I didn't fall to death.
He found a fox down there. It was injured, probably from the fall.
Then when the poor monk rescued your master, he rescued the fox together with him.
And I helped the fox with some treatment."
"Then what?"
Master Ikkyu chuckled and said:
"Then, then the fox became blind. It was obviously the poor monk who rescued her up the cliff, and it was the poor monk who applied medicine to heal her injuries, but the blind fox opened his eyes from the beginning to the end, right on the cliff.
When she got off the bed, she saw the smelly Taoist holding her up, and she firmly believed that the smelly Taoist had saved her."
"But the poor monk and the stinky Taoist priest were much worse off than they are now, and they didn't realize that the fox we rescued had become a monster.
Finally, the fox was released and allowed to return to nature.
At that time, the smelly Taoist priest still regretted it. He said that it was such a big fox. If you kill it, you can eat its meat and its fur can be used to make clothes. It is a pity.
If it hadn't been for the poor monk to stop me, you wouldn't have had a master's wife, and she would probably have lost her skin."
It seems that Master Ikkyu must not have lied, and it is very consistent with Taoist Priest Four Eyes’ style of doing things.
"Then what happened next? Why do they keep fighting?"
Jiale asked.
Master Yixiu curled his lips and continued:
"Later, by chance, the poor monk discovered that Hu Meiniang came to see your master, but your master didn't believe that Hu Meiniang was the fox he saved back then. Of course, the poor monk thought that was just an excuse.
He also said that people are humans and monsters are monsters. He is a cultivator and must not do anything...
The result, look at it now, haha, it smells so good!
Well, what kind of food did your mistress cook? It smells so delicious?"
"Cook the fish."
Jia Le said.
Master Yixiu’s face was slightly stiff, and he clasped his hands together.
"Amitabha, sin, sin, sin..."
Then, he stopped talking nonsense with the two of them, turned around and walked outside.
"Master Ikkyu, go on, you must not have finished speaking..."
Jia Le is still asking questions. This child is more interested in the gossip about his master than Xu Ce.
Xu Ce felt that something was wrong. Master Yixiu obviously wanted to continue talking, but why did he leave suddenly?
Xu Ce instinctively looked back and saw that Taoist Priest Four Eyes had appeared behind them at some point, with a dark face, completely aimed at the children of Jiale.
In the gossip process just now, Xu Ce almost acted as a crowd-pleaser. The children from Jia Le are good at asking questions. Especially at this moment, they are still asking questions without finishing. Next, this child will probably be in misfortune.
Xu Ce stepped aside and made way.
Then he saw Taoist Priest Siyan slapping the stick in his hand towards Jiale's butt, gritting his teeth and saying:
"Little bastard, you have nothing to do all day long, right?"
"Ah! Master, why did you hit me?"
Jia Le was beaten for a moment and then ran away.
Taoist priest Four Eyes surprisingly did not pursue him. He raised his stick and pointed it at Taoist priest Ikkyu who was carrying the bucket. He gritted his teeth and said:
"Damn monk, you actually exposed me to my disciple! You forced me to do it!
Believe it or not, I will also expose your background!"
Master Yixiu put his hands together and said with a magnanimous face and confidence:
"Amitabha, the stinking Taoist priest, and the poor monk act openly and aboveboard. They don't have as much trouble as you do. Please do it!"
Taoist Priest Four Eyes was about to be pissed to death. How could he not hear the implication of Master Yixiu's words? He must have some background, but he couldn't help but yell at the monk for being thick-skinned. What he meant was that he didn't care at all!
This is like exerting all your strength and punching the cotton, which is uncomfortable.
[Author's digression]: Five updates are done today, and five updates will continue tomorrow.