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Chapter 184 Daoist Mao's Great Trick

The female horse thief leader grinded her teeth, feeling extremely hateful. This was humiliating her, and a trash-like guy was humiliating her!

Unable to bear it, she wanted to kill Mao Shanming to vent her anger.

However, the female bandit leader was not completely overwhelmed by anger. While gritting her teeth, she shouted:

"You two losers, kill him!"

As soon as he finished speaking, there were two half-killed zombies, one big and one small. As a last resort, the Gu worm received the order and forcibly controlled the zombies to rush towards Mao Shanming.

Mao Shanming's eyes suddenly widened and he shouted:

"Hey, there are many people bullying the few, how can you be a hero?"

As he spoke, Mao Shanming ran away, but this old guy was also very sinister. Before leaving, he didn't forget to spill the half bottle of boy's urine in his hand again.

When has the female bandit leader ever seen such a shameless person? When she was on the mountain, who didn't treat her with respect? Let alone peeing, even if it was something that smelled bad, it only took one look to get someone there.

Move her away.

At this moment, Mao Shanming, that bastard, was clearly running for his life, but he still didn't forget to trick her.

The female bandit leader's lungs were about to explode because the smelly urine was perfectly poured on her body again.

"Ah! I'm going to kill you!"

Unable to bear it any longer, not only did the two zombies take action, but the female bandit leader also rushed forward.

"Kill, kill, kill, you know how to kill. You, a girl from a family, will not be able to get married like this. Even a poor man who has not had a wife for more than forty years will not want a shrew like you.

Hey, you smell so naughty.

In fact, this big zombie has a pretty good figure. You can try it. By the way, is that little zombie your child?

It’s really amazing, zombies can give birth to babies..."

As Mao Shanming fled, he kept talking nonsense.

This cannon cannot inflict physical damage, but the effect of mental shock seems to be very good.

Glancing back, the female bandit leader was so angry that her face was red, her hair stood on end, and her evil aura was fluctuating. Of course, the evil aura was suppressed a lot by the urine of a boy in the foundation stage, otherwise Mao Shanming wouldn't have the guts to do it.

How dare you make such a noise.

Anyway, the current female bandit leader was so stimulated that her steps were still a little sloppy, and she was unable to catch up with Mao Shanming for a while.

Maoshan Mingdu admires himself very much. The ancients said it well, I am born with talents that will be useful, and great talents are just late bloomers!

"Be careful, don't fall. By the way, there is water on the ground where a child has peed. The red walls are covered with cinnabar. Also, the area that has started to turn black is dog blood.

Ha, black dog blood seems to be very effective for evil cultivators like you, why don't you give it a try..."

As Mao Shanming ran, he did not forget to introduce what he had done. These were all arranged under his wise leadership and after spending a lot of money and the hard work of the security team members.

The female bandit leader had a dark face, stopped talking, and had even begun to close her ears. She realized that if she continued like this, she would be pissed to death, let alone saving people.

Scanning the path Mao Shanming walked, all the arrangements were aimed at her. It was almost impossible to kill the opponent without any damage.

The female bandit leader was filled with hatred. Even if she risked half her life, she would not let Mao Shanming live today!

It's a very scary thing for a woman to remember a grudge, and it's even scarier to risk her life.

"Damn it, is this bitch having trouble with her period?"

Mao Shanming looked back and was so frightened that he almost bit his tongue.

The female leader of the horse thief went crazy. She relied on losing both sides and completely ignored the advance arrangements that were harmful to her. Like a tank, she rushed towards Maoshan Ming Dynasty based on the plane geometry law of the shortest straight line between two points.

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Mao Shanming was shocked. He wanted to have a dick, and he couldn't outrun it.

"Help!"

At the critical moment, face does not exist, life is the most important thing, scream and shout.

Back and forth, Xu Ce's eyes were always on Mao Shanming. His heart was extremely nervous, and he was also paying attention to the countdown of the system's completion of the task.

It has to be said that Mao Shanming, an old man, is really quite capable. With a basin of three-in-one blood, a pot of boy's urine, and a disgraced run away and talk, he managed to persist for ten years.

Two minutes.

When the ten-minute countdown ended, it was announced that Tricky's sign-in mission was guaranteed to be completed, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

But Xu Ce did not stop, because the countdown turned into running seconds, and the current time has been running for 2 minutes and 25 seconds...

At this moment, Mao Shanming was in danger, but he could no longer hold on. Xu Ce was not greedy. When it was time to save people, he would take action when it was time. He couldn't really let Mao Shanming die.

"Don't hurt my uncle!"

Xu Ce shouted loudly, and jumped out with a swish of his body.

His speed was extremely fast, and as soon as his voice reached the ears of the female bandit leader, the figure had already arrived.

Xu Ce didn't hesitate at all. The thunder in his palm burst out with the terrifying thunder light in the middle stage of foundation building. This move killed several zombies, but this was the first time he killed someone!

"Die!"

Xu Ce snorted coldly, and thunder poured into the Tianling cover of the female horse thief leader.

The other party didn't understand what was going on at all, and his eyes were so blinded by the silver light that he couldn't see anything.

Then as soon as the Tian Ling Gai cooled down, he lost all consciousness on the spot and died!

As soon as the female bandit leader died, the poisonous insects in the two zombies also died. The two zombies suddenly felt like they had found themselves, but before they had time to be happy, each of them received a palm thunder as a gift and died.

Afterwards, Xu Ce restrained his thunder and said calmly:

"Done, call it a day!"

Mao Shanming was stunned. From the time he shouted for help to when Xu Ce appeared and then killed the female bandit leader and the two zombies, it only took one breath.

This is... too fast!

Mao Shanming saw the incense stick not far away in front of him. There was only a little bit left before it was burned out. He felt so bitter in his heart. He narrowly escaped death, but the result was still a little worse.

Could it be that this is life?

Is he, Mao Shanming, destined to be a charlatan for the rest of his life? He is unwilling to do so!

And Xu Ce had a faint smile on his face. Was that mocking him for not overestimating his abilities?

Mao Shanming only felt miserable in his heart.

However, in a daze, Mao Shanming seemed to recall that when Xu Ce appeared just now, he seemed to have shouted something, as if it was "Uncle Master", but he was not sure, so he bit the bullet and said:

"Fellow Daoist Xu, did you call me just now? Can you call me again?"


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