Uncle Jiu hadn't noticed the strange meaning in Qiu Sheng's and Wen Cai's eyes, and Xu Ce naturally didn't understand either. Otherwise, these two guys would definitely be beaten by a double.
The female ghost Xiaoli looked at Uncle Jiu with a resentful look on her face, and said softly:
"If I don't leave, I will live in Yizhuang!"
Uncle Jiu just stared at him, "What the hell! Are you staying?"
"Are you sure?!"
"yes!"
The female ghost Xiaoli said with certainty.
Uncle Jiu paced back and forth on the same spot a few times, scratching his head in annoyance. How could he break it? Looking at Xiaoli's appearance, she must be clinging to the rhythm, which is very painful.
Soon, Uncle Jiu thought of a way. If she didn't want to stay, that would be great. Find a jar for her to stay in! Then once the spell was applied, the whole world became quiet!
Uncle Jiu secretly grinded his teeth. He was really embarrassed today, being laughed at by his three apprentices!
"Qiu Sheng, go and bring a jar out for me!"
"ah!"
Qiu Sheng's mind was still thinking about the triangular relationship between Uncle Jiu, Xu Ce, and the female ghost Xiaoli. When Uncle Jiu shouted like this, he was almost shocked,
"What are you doing? Master?"
Uncle Jiu rolled his eyes. No matter what the situation, he could be distracted. Okay, he repeated:
"Jar, bring out a jar!"
"oh!"
Qiu Sheng heard this this time and was about to get up to get the jar, but after taking two steps, he suddenly realized:
"Master, are you trying to put Xiaoli into the jar?"
The literary scholar next to him also came to his senses and said:
"Master, it's not appropriate. Xiaoli is a good ghost, and she hasn't done anything bad. Is Master planning to pretend that Xiaoli is disguised first, and then save her..."
Uncle Jiu had a dark face. It was rare for these two bastards to be smart. However, they are smart, so can you not say it here?
Is it appropriate to say that you want to save someone in front of a ghost who doesn’t want to be saved?
The female ghost Xiaoli understood what she was saying. The playful and cute face that she still had originally suddenly collapsed and turned into a pitiful look. She said pitifully:
"Uncle Jiu, you can lock me in a jar, but I hope you won't save me. Even if I am locked in a jar, I can still be with you all the time and be by your side, so it's worth it.
"
After hearing this, Uncle Jiu's dark cheeks turned red again. The old man was ashamed, and this feeling was so strange.
After the female ghost Xiaoli finished speaking, she looked at Xu Ce pitifully and winked at Xu Ce secretly.
Of course, Xu Ce didn't think that this was Xiaoli, the female ghost, ogling him, but that she was asking him for help.
Xu Ce coughed dryly and said:
"Master, actually Xiaoli is really good, why don't you think about it?"
As soon as he said this, Xu Ce regretted it a little. Uncle Jiu is an old man who has been born for ten thousand years. It seems that what he said was a bit too straightforward and he should be more subtle.
So he quickly said:
"Ahem, Master, that's not what I meant. What I meant is that you can actually settle down first, and then consider other things if it's suitable.
If it's really inappropriate, it's okay, Xiaoli is also a well-educated and reasonable person.
Qiu Sheng, Wencai is in love with you. If Xiaoli is by your side, Master, you won't be in trouble. You don't even have a suitable person to talk to. Master, are you right?"
Next, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai's faces became very speechless. Senior brother, why are they involved? They don't want to take the blame.
At the same time, he thought secretly in his heart, Master really doesn’t know what is good or bad. If it were the two of them, they would have agreed every minute, then went straight to the wedding, got in the car, and bought the ticket!
A perfectly happy life, but now it is still like this, eh, I feel worried just thinking about it.
Suddenly, the two of them suddenly thought of something, and their expressions suddenly changed. Damn it, Master must be a crook...
In this case, it would be very dangerous for them to be apprentices.
Thinking of this, both of them shuddered, and then they understood very well why the senior brother was so supportive of the female ghost Xiaoli being with her master.
"Well, Master, we also think Xiaoli is good. She is pretty, has a good heart, is cute, and can do magic. When we are not in Yizhuang in the future, there will be someone to help guard the house.
No more worries about Yizhuang being robbed.
Master, hehe, don’t you think so?”
"Master, are we going to call Miss Xiaoli from now on?"
Wen Cai was very sincere and directly hit the ultimate finishing blow.
Uncle Jiu almost choked on his own saliva when he heard the word "Master's Wife". It seemed that he just told them to carry out a jar. How could the development of the matter be completely out of control?
Uncle Jiu suddenly felt like he was riding a tiger, and he accepted Xiaoli, a female ghost, on the spot. This made him very embarrassed. He has been a boy for forty years, and he has been living a life without a woman day and night. Thinking about the future
When I wake up, it’s unimaginable to have someone next to me.
In addition, Xiaoli is a ghost. For Maoshan Taoist priests like Uncle Jiu who have relatively conservative thinking, it is undoubtedly a difficult hurdle in their hearts.
Xu Ce looked at Uncle Jiu and thought for a while. It was not difficult to guess what Uncle Jiu had concerns about. Xu Ce didn't care whether his guess was correct or not, so he said it first and then said:
"Master, actually you don't need to care about the rumors in the outside world. As long as Master likes it, you are living your own life, not for others to see.
Moreover, I’m afraid you don’t know, Master, that Master Four-Eyed actually already has a wife. Do you know who my Four-Eyed Master’s wife is?”
Xu Ce paused and continued without any hesitation:
"Master should know, yes, that vixen. Master Four Eyes is living a very comfortable life now. He has someone to warm his bed at night, someone to beat his back, give him some water to wash his feet, and cook for him.
, during those days in Huangling Mountain, Taoist Master Siyan gained several pounds.
If you look at Master Si, it has been a long time since Master came down the mountain. He is too happy to miss his childhood and is living a happy retirement life.
The four-eyed master and the master are from the same sect, and the other disciples don't know it, but the four-eyed master is a pioneer here. The four-eyed master can combine with the vixen.
So why can't Master combine with ghosts?
Moreover, Master, let me tell you quietly, Xiaoli is much more beautiful than the vixen married by Master Four Eyes. When the two master wives stand together, Master will also have face..."
Xu Ce was eloquent and eloquent, using all kinds of metaphors, downplaying the vixen of the four-eyed Taoist family, and exalting the outstanding beauty of the ghost Xiaoli. If you get it, you will earn it.
Although it is a bit inappropriate to belittle the Taoist Priest Four and the Vixen Master in this way, and it is also a lie. The Vixen Master is actually really good, but the Taoist Four Eyes is not here, and you can't hear it anyway. For the sake of Uncle Jiu
Happiness is just a matter of words at the expense of them.